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If Republicans were interested in protecting children, they'd prosecute the people in the Epstein files, not make up lies about transgender kids.
September 18, 2026 at 8:49 PM
If Republicans were interested in protecting children, they'd prosecute the people in the Epstein files, not make up lies about transgender kids.
The Israeli government is NOT a religion and you have every right to disagree with their actions.
You can call them out for:
- committing genocide
- obvious expansion aspirations
- Netanyahu being a war criminal
Saying and believing these things DOES NOT make you Anti-Semitic
You can call them out for:
- committing genocide
- obvious expansion aspirations
- Netanyahu being a war criminal
Saying and believing these things DOES NOT make you Anti-Semitic
September 17, 2026 at 12:40 PM
The Israeli government is NOT a religion and you have every right to disagree with their actions.
You can call them out for:
- committing genocide
- obvious expansion aspirations
- Netanyahu being a war criminal
Saying and believing these things DOES NOT make you Anti-Semitic
You can call them out for:
- committing genocide
- obvious expansion aspirations
- Netanyahu being a war criminal
Saying and believing these things DOES NOT make you Anti-Semitic
Robert Kraft pressuring Ed Sheeran to remove Macklemore from the tour is the perfect time to remind you that Robert Kraft is in the Epstein Files…
September 15, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Robert Kraft pressuring Ed Sheeran to remove Macklemore from the tour is the perfect time to remind you that Robert Kraft is in the Epstein Files…
They're just straight up removing polling places because they know they’re going to lose.
They are just doing what they wanted to do all along: removing polling places from poor communities.
They are just doing what they wanted to do all along: removing polling places from poor communities.
September 15, 2026 at 12:51 PM
They're just straight up removing polling places because they know they’re going to lose.
They are just doing what they wanted to do all along: removing polling places from poor communities.
They are just doing what they wanted to do all along: removing polling places from poor communities.
There's something seriously wrong with a society that villainizes workers for wanting better wages and sick leave, instead of the CEOs making millions and refusing to provide it…
September 12, 2026 at 1:21 PM
There's something seriously wrong with a society that villainizes workers for wanting better wages and sick leave, instead of the CEOs making millions and refusing to provide it…
25 year have passed since 9/11, and our country has become a plane hijacked by Christian terrorists who are totes okay with flying it into a building because they think they'll get to meet their imaginary Sky Daddy.
Irony is wild…
Irony is wild…
September 11, 2026 at 9:12 PM
25 year have passed since 9/11, and our country has become a plane hijacked by Christian terrorists who are totes okay with flying it into a building because they think they'll get to meet their imaginary Sky Daddy.
Irony is wild…
Irony is wild…
It is our solemn duty not just to remember what happened 25 years ago but to acknowledge and repudiate the brutality it summoned in America.
ICE was created in 2003. Fighting terrorism quickly became the framework by which ICE approached immigration.
Trump's police state is a direct descendant.
ICE was created in 2003. Fighting terrorism quickly became the framework by which ICE approached immigration.
Trump's police state is a direct descendant.
September 11, 2026 at 4:46 PM
It is our solemn duty not just to remember what happened 25 years ago but to acknowledge and repudiate the brutality it summoned in America.
ICE was created in 2003. Fighting terrorism quickly became the framework by which ICE approached immigration.
Trump's police state is a direct descendant.
ICE was created in 2003. Fighting terrorism quickly became the framework by which ICE approached immigration.
Trump's police state is a direct descendant.
If you actually believe Trump is going to give everyone $5,000 if Republicans win the midterms — a power he doesn't have and one that would cost roughly $1.4 trillion - you're legitimately one of the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet. Not "naive," not "gullible," not even "overly optimistic.”
September 10, 2026 at 7:18 PM
If you actually believe Trump is going to give everyone $5,000 if Republicans win the midterms — a power he doesn't have and one that would cost roughly $1.4 trillion - you're legitimately one of the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet. Not "naive," not "gullible," not even "overly optimistic.”
Since becoming president again, Trump has promised:
-$5000 stimulus checks via "DOGE dividend"
-$2000 stimulus checks via "tariff dividend"
-$1000+ checks via "savings" from expiring ACA subsidies
-$5000 "dividend" if Rape-publicans win the midterms
No checks have been or will be issued…
-$5000 stimulus checks via "DOGE dividend"
-$2000 stimulus checks via "tariff dividend"
-$1000+ checks via "savings" from expiring ACA subsidies
-$5000 "dividend" if Rape-publicans win the midterms
No checks have been or will be issued…
September 10, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Since becoming president again, Trump has promised:
-$5000 stimulus checks via "DOGE dividend"
-$2000 stimulus checks via "tariff dividend"
-$1000+ checks via "savings" from expiring ACA subsidies
-$5000 "dividend" if Rape-publicans win the midterms
No checks have been or will be issued…
-$5000 stimulus checks via "DOGE dividend"
-$2000 stimulus checks via "tariff dividend"
-$1000+ checks via "savings" from expiring ACA subsidies
-$5000 "dividend" if Rape-publicans win the midterms
No checks have been or will be issued…
His presidency has three main objectives:
1. avoid going to prison,
2. use the power of government to exact vengeance on his enemies
3. exploit the office to generate personal wealth
1. avoid going to prison,
2. use the power of government to exact vengeance on his enemies
3. exploit the office to generate personal wealth
September 9, 2026 at 12:28 PM
His presidency has three main objectives:
1. avoid going to prison,
2. use the power of government to exact vengeance on his enemies
3. exploit the office to generate personal wealth
1. avoid going to prison,
2. use the power of government to exact vengeance on his enemies
3. exploit the office to generate personal wealth
They can't figure out how to end a war they started.
They don't know how to lower prices that they raised.
They won't fire the drunks and incompetents they've hired.
But by God, they'll build that ballroom!
Corruption for the ages.
They don't know how to lower prices that they raised.
They won't fire the drunks and incompetents they've hired.
But by God, they'll build that ballroom!
Corruption for the ages.
September 8, 2026 at 3:31 PM
They can't figure out how to end a war they started.
They don't know how to lower prices that they raised.
They won't fire the drunks and incompetents they've hired.
But by God, they'll build that ballroom!
Corruption for the ages.
They don't know how to lower prices that they raised.
They won't fire the drunks and incompetents they've hired.
But by God, they'll build that ballroom!
Corruption for the ages.
If you voted for Trump, you failed your country in a way you may never be able to fully comprehend, although I don't expect you to. Just know that your children's children will still be paying the price for your ignorance, and no amount of flags or screaming eagle stickers will undue it.
September 7, 2026 at 8:14 PM
If you voted for Trump, you failed your country in a way you may never be able to fully comprehend, although I don't expect you to. Just know that your children's children will still be paying the price for your ignorance, and no amount of flags or screaming eagle stickers will undue it.
We don't give a fuck when they call us communists because we aren't communists.
They give a fuck when we call them fascists because they actually are fascists.
They give a fuck when we call them fascists because they actually are fascists.
September 7, 2026 at 1:12 AM
We don't give a fuck when they call us communists because we aren't communists.
They give a fuck when we call them fascists because they actually are fascists.
They give a fuck when we call them fascists because they actually are fascists.
I see Atheists are fighting and killing each other again over who doesn't believe in any God the most.
Oh, no… wait.. that never happens.
Oh, no… wait.. that never happens.
September 6, 2026 at 6:23 PM
I see Atheists are fighting and killing each other again over who doesn't believe in any God the most.
Oh, no… wait.. that never happens.
Oh, no… wait.. that never happens.
We know you know he's a:
-liar
-fraud
-pedophile
-racist
He doesn't care about you no matter how much you love him.
Deep down inside, you wish you could be like him.
He makes you believe that it's ok to be a bad human being.
We know you know.
And yes, we judge you for it.
-liar
-fraud
-pedophile
-racist
He doesn't care about you no matter how much you love him.
Deep down inside, you wish you could be like him.
He makes you believe that it's ok to be a bad human being.
We know you know.
And yes, we judge you for it.
September 5, 2026 at 11:10 PM
We know you know he's a:
-liar
-fraud
-pedophile
-racist
He doesn't care about you no matter how much you love him.
Deep down inside, you wish you could be like him.
He makes you believe that it's ok to be a bad human being.
We know you know.
And yes, we judge you for it.
-liar
-fraud
-pedophile
-racist
He doesn't care about you no matter how much you love him.
Deep down inside, you wish you could be like him.
He makes you believe that it's ok to be a bad human being.
We know you know.
And yes, we judge you for it.
Crazy how the Christian idea of heaven is an untouched paradise that has enough food for everyone, is classless, moneyless, stateless, and is a utopia of peace, unity, and happiness.
But right here on Earth they absolutely don't want it because it's too woke.
But right here on Earth they absolutely don't want it because it's too woke.
September 5, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Crazy how the Christian idea of heaven is an untouched paradise that has enough food for everyone, is classless, moneyless, stateless, and is a utopia of peace, unity, and happiness.
But right here on Earth they absolutely don't want it because it's too woke.
But right here on Earth they absolutely don't want it because it's too woke.
Americans forget that it's the duty of the government to provide a prosperous society for us to live in.
They owe us clean water, safe communities, funded schools, healthy food, universal healthcare, reliable public transport, etc.
That's not entitlement; that is the baseline…
They owe us clean water, safe communities, funded schools, healthy food, universal healthcare, reliable public transport, etc.
That's not entitlement; that is the baseline…
September 4, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Americans forget that it's the duty of the government to provide a prosperous society for us to live in.
They owe us clean water, safe communities, funded schools, healthy food, universal healthcare, reliable public transport, etc.
That's not entitlement; that is the baseline…
They owe us clean water, safe communities, funded schools, healthy food, universal healthcare, reliable public transport, etc.
That's not entitlement; that is the baseline…
Attacking the rich is not envy. It is self defence.
The hoarding of wealth is the cause of poverty. The rich aren't just indifferent to poverty, they create it and maintain it.
The hoarding of wealth is the cause of poverty. The rich aren't just indifferent to poverty, they create it and maintain it.
September 3, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Attacking the rich is not envy. It is self defence.
The hoarding of wealth is the cause of poverty. The rich aren't just indifferent to poverty, they create it and maintain it.
The hoarding of wealth is the cause of poverty. The rich aren't just indifferent to poverty, they create it and maintain it.
One day, kids will study Donald Trump and Benjamin Netanyahu the same way we studied Adolf Hitler and Joseph Stalin…
September 3, 2026 at 12:39 PM
One day, kids will study Donald Trump and Benjamin Netanyahu the same way we studied Adolf Hitler and Joseph Stalin…
No, we weren't overreacting to Project 2025. Chapter 13 was literally about creating food insecurity by cutting safety nets and slashing regulations on production. Now, everything is being recalled, and the list keeps growing.
No, we were never overreacting. You just refused to pay attention.
No, we were never overreacting. You just refused to pay attention.
September 2, 2026 at 12:13 PM
No, we weren't overreacting to Project 2025. Chapter 13 was literally about creating food insecurity by cutting safety nets and slashing regulations on production. Now, everything is being recalled, and the list keeps growing.
No, we were never overreacting. You just refused to pay attention.
No, we were never overreacting. You just refused to pay attention.
The first time I watched Return of the Jedi, I wondered how we were supposed to believe that a gelatinous, slimy mound of evil, who could barely move around, and wholly depended on sycophants, could have possibly amassed such a fortune that he would inspire fear and be running things.
I get it now…
I get it now…
September 1, 2026 at 1:50 PM
The first time I watched Return of the Jedi, I wondered how we were supposed to believe that a gelatinous, slimy mound of evil, who could barely move around, and wholly depended on sycophants, could have possibly amassed such a fortune that he would inspire fear and be running things.
I get it now…
I get it now…