Schneider's Moustache
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I'll never forgive Elon Musk for ruining Twitter. #FBR #IndigeousRights #WomensRights #FuckRacism
People upset about Lupita Nyong'o playing Helen of Troy are gonna have a stroke when they see Shamar Moore's new gig.
July 27, 2026 at 4:24 AM
People upset about Lupita Nyong'o playing Helen of Troy are gonna have a stroke when they see Shamar Moore's new gig.
Lindsay Graham would still be alive if there were breathable air up Trump's ass.
July 12, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Lindsay Graham would still be alive if there were breathable air up Trump's ass.
Don't worry, Mitch. Housekeeping is preparing your room as we speak.
July 7, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Don't worry, Mitch. Housekeeping is preparing your room as we speak.
Random thought: Did Charlie Kirk list his gums on his organ donor card? He could have helped so many.
May 5, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Random thought: Did Charlie Kirk list his gums on his organ donor card? He could have helped so many.
Thoughts and prayers to FLOTUS/floater Melania Drumpf. This evening could not have been easy for someone this fresh from the bombing of her so-called movie.
April 26, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Thoughts and prayers to FLOTUS/floater Melania Drumpf. This evening could not have been easy for someone this fresh from the bombing of her so-called movie.
It's kinda too bad that the name Insane Clown Posse is already trademarked. It would be perfect for the Republican party.
March 11, 2026 at 9:04 PM
It's kinda too bad that the name Insane Clown Posse is already trademarked. It would be perfect for the Republican party.
To be perfectly fair, Kennedy ended his presidency with roughly the same number of functioning brain cells as Trump has now.
March 11, 2026 at 8:57 PM
To be perfectly fair, Kennedy ended his presidency with roughly the same number of functioning brain cells as Trump has now.
Seriously folks. Why is this rapist bigot pedophile cancerous piece of shit even given a speech right now? The fact he isn't rotting in jail should be a source or irredeemably shame for any American.
February 25, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Seriously folks. Why is this rapist bigot pedophile cancerous piece of shit even given a speech right now? The fact he isn't rotting in jail should be a source or irredeemably shame for any American.
Fun fact: 73% of all people watching the Shite of the Union are hoping this is the time Drumpf strokes out on camera.
February 25, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Fun fact: 73% of all people watching the Shite of the Union are hoping this is the time Drumpf strokes out on camera.
Pam Bondi claims Trump is "the most transparent president in the nation's history." C'mon, Pam. The only way Trump could ever be transparent is if someone kicked the shit out of him.
February 12, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Pam Bondi claims Trump is "the most transparent president in the nation's history." C'mon, Pam. The only way Trump could ever be transparent is if someone kicked the shit out of him.
Let's not mince words. This Greenland shit is happening because America is overloaded with inbred hillbilly trash who voted for this to happen. Fuck you, America. You are the most stupid excuse for a country the world has ever seen and a cancer tumor on the unwiped asshole of humanity.
January 20, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Let's not mince words. This Greenland shit is happening because America is overloaded with inbred hillbilly trash who voted for this to happen. Fuck you, America. You are the most stupid excuse for a country the world has ever seen and a cancer tumor on the unwiped asshole of humanity.
The USA is a failed state collapsing under the weight of its own stupidity. They ruined their own country and now turning their drooling hillbilly sights on others. First Venezuela, now Greenland. Canada next? We can't let this shithole idiocracy spread. The world need to stand up to Nazi America.
January 8, 2026 at 5:14 AM
The USA is a failed state collapsing under the weight of its own stupidity. They ruined their own country and now turning their drooling hillbilly sights on others. First Venezuela, now Greenland. Canada next? We can't let this shithole idiocracy spread. The world need to stand up to Nazi America.
Rubio at Trump's latest rambling "news conference" looks like a kid whose dad showed up at their school drunk.
January 3, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Rubio at Trump's latest rambling "news conference" looks like a kid whose dad showed up at their school drunk.
Anyone who expected more from the Democrats is politely reminded that Democrats are American too. A lifetime of living up in a country whose only contribution to the world is showing the truly grotesque depths of human stupidity impacts everyone, regardless of political stripe.
November 11, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Anyone who expected more from the Democrats is politely reminded that Democrats are American too. A lifetime of living up in a country whose only contribution to the world is showing the truly grotesque depths of human stupidity impacts everyone, regardless of political stripe.
Happy Thanksgiving to all Americans living in Canada or abroad. As for you poor schmucks still living in that deluded, shithole excuse for a country, you might wanna just skip the whole thing. You have nothing to be thankful for.
November 7, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Happy Thanksgiving to all Americans living in Canada or abroad. As for you poor schmucks still living in that deluded, shithole excuse for a country, you might wanna just skip the whole thing. You have nothing to be thankful for.
Since when is being POTUS considered "a normal life"?
October 24, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Since when is being POTUS considered "a normal life"?
Anyone who thinks the orange piece of shit deserves credit for the Gaza ceasefire needs to explain why the great negotiator can't pass a simple spending bill in his own country.
October 10, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Anyone who thinks the orange piece of shit deserves credit for the Gaza ceasefire needs to explain why the great negotiator can't pass a simple spending bill in his own country.
Congratulations, Donald Trump, on stopping the war between Iceland and Papua New Guinea. Too long have those two countries encroached on each other's borders with escalating violence. I for one hope the casualties of this awful war get the med beds they need. Thank you, sir.
October 3, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Congratulations, Donald Trump, on stopping the war between Iceland and Papua New Guinea. Too long have those two countries encroached on each other's borders with escalating violence. I for one hope the casualties of this awful war get the med beds they need. Thank you, sir.
I guess it's hard to prove reputational damage on the part of a rancid, carcinogenic sack of shit.
September 19, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I guess it's hard to prove reputational damage on the part of a rancid, carcinogenic sack of shit.
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This shit is happening because way to many Americans are fucking stupid. Never forget that.
September 18, 2025 at 12:38 AM
This shit is happening because way to many Americans are fucking stupid. Never forget that.
Can we agree to start calling Teslas the "hate bug"?
September 16, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Can we agree to start calling Teslas the "hate bug"?
Someone needs to take dementia gwampa back to the home before he shits himself on camera.
September 16, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Someone needs to take dementia gwampa back to the home before he shits himself on camera.
Erika Kirk's fake ass grief video answers the age-old question: What if Eva Braun had survived Hitler?
September 13, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Erika Kirk's fake ass grief video answers the age-old question: What if Eva Braun had survived Hitler?