Suede Denim Secret Police
schofield.bsky.social
Suede Denim Secret Police
@schofield.bsky.social
The Valley AF
Computers and Birds
Cetacean Enthusiast
How long does it take to not reflexively try to open work Slack?
July 9, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Crazy amount of good saves by the keepers today. Played keeper too. I'm not crying, at all.
July 6, 2026 at 1:50 AM
The sound is atrocious for the England Mexico match. You suck @fox.
July 6, 2026 at 1:33 AM
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Turkey Vulture spent a solid four hours perched on a utility pole outside my kitchen window this morning :)
June 29, 2026 at 1:53 AM
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No fox videos today - I try to minimize how often I make trips to their den area, so I waited a day to replace the trail cam SD card. In the meantime, please enjoy this video of a Hairy Woodpecker mama feeding her big hungry son. More fox kits tomorrow!
June 18, 2026 at 1:43 AM
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One last video for today. Please enjoy this adorable cuddle pile. 🩶🩶🩶🩶🩶
June 16, 2026 at 10:31 PM
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I put up a couple of signs to help keep the kits safe from off-leash dogs…and off-leash dogs safe from pissed-off fox parents 🤞
June 16, 2026 at 11:04 PM
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A pair of Gray Foxes made a den under our shed, and now I can’t get anything done with all the cuteness happening out the window. A nice problem to have 😍
June 16, 2026 at 9:52 PM
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June 11, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Been awhile since I've been in Austin, high 70s and sweating like a pig. I am truly a weak Californian now.
May 29, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Florence + Machine in Portland was amazing. PDX whoa have you changed, great upgrade.
May 14, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Advocating at the Transfer Authority of Marin with the Chileno Valley Newt Brigade for newt safe passages.
February 27, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Can Check.
November 22, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Auckland is a culture shock after three days in Northland.
November 18, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Rode in a BYD in NZ, the US is really losing the budget EV race.
November 9, 2025 at 7:13 AM
About to embark on a 13 hour flight.
Downloading a mess of things.
November 7, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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Salamanders, slugs, millipedes… Our deck is a minefield of critters in the rainy season. We have to use flashlights at night to avoid them. I made some signs to remind us & our visitors. 😁 (click thru ⬇️ to see @schofield.bsky.social’s pic of a big ol’ Arboreal Salamander!)
November 6, 2025 at 4:38 AM
At least a dozen Slender Salamanders on our deck, and one baby Arboreal. The deck is lava in the rain.
November 6, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Unexpected Slender man under the grill cover.
October 27, 2025 at 7:50 PM
We have a lot of Banana Slugs around and I stepped on one I know walking out the back door. Going to fuck with me for an eternity.
October 20, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Going to New Zealand soon, ridculously excited about driving renting a Suzuki Jimny.
October 13, 2025 at 2:54 AM
@apesofthestate was fucking rad. The whole show was great, Noogy and Larry the Cable Guy Backshot were killer too.
October 11, 2025 at 7:48 AM
@lambrinigirls.bsky.social continue to blow me away when I see them. The crowd is so fucking good every time we see them in San Francisco.
October 3, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Sacremento is the Austin of California. They're both capitals and ungodly hot, also other stuff.
August 8, 2025 at 2:04 AM