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Retro Phrenologist
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Definitely not a bot.

Be excellent to each other.
With how the Iran thing is turning out, this whole “Epstein was a Mossad agent gathering leverage” is starting to hold some water with me.
March 3, 2026 at 11:11 AM
When you are arguing with AI in how you should cast a hypothetical First Law movie
December 27, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Fucking Fetterman. Absolute disgrace. A promise vote on the ACA is nothing, it will be defeated and you gave away all the leverage. Good job @fetterman.senate.gov

I had so much hope in you. You have been a complete let down
November 10, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Vote every one!!!
November 4, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Another first in 2025…agreeing with a point made by Nick Fuentes🤦‍♂️
Nick Fuentes calls out MAGA & Trump for being the biggest scam of our time! #maga #trump #uspolitics
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October 9, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Blessing your feed with some baby arctic foxes.

At this time of year, young foxes in Finland are leaving the den to start life on their own.⁠

The arctic fox is a critically endangered species in Finland but the good news is, numbers have been increasing in recent years.🧡
September 26, 2025 at 9:32 AM
You ain’t got shit if you ain’t got funk
September 19, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Disney+ has been hemorrhaging subscribers and has struggled to make a profit. If they lose 1M - 2M subscribers due to this it will crush their stock price.

The biggest hit will be boycotting their parks. Disney pulls in over $20B at their parks

#BoycottDisney
#DownWithAppeasement
September 18, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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The Disney-Hulu-ABC boycott is a rally cry reminding us, WE are more numerous, WE have the actual power when we use it as one
September 18, 2025 at 4:34 PM
September 18, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Am I the only one wishing there was like a mature bong? Like most are these gaudy loud or vulgar pieces, is it wrong I want something a bit more sophisticated?
September 12, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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I don’t do a lot of custom toy work these days- but I’m really proud of this life sized Rob Anybody. His sword is hand forged from a steel nail.

Nae Kings. Nae Gods. Nae Masters.

#gnuterrypratchett
#nacmacfeegle #weefreemen #witches #customtoys #Scotland
#hopecore #faerie #crivens #booksky
September 3, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Just keep an eye out. The newest eBay scam - scammers are using recycled/cloned tracking numbers to show items were delivered that never were sent. eBay won’t do anything about it. From what I can tell this only seems to be applicable to items sent USPS but I can’t say with 100% certainty
August 31, 2025 at 2:57 PM
There is a time and place for capital punishment, for instance; microwaving fish in a communal microwave
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August 6, 2025 at 11:52 AM
I find it sad how much “influence” outrage/debasement gets. Engagement does not equal quality content
August 1, 2025 at 12:46 PM
If trump pardons Maxwell I never want to hear any MAGA dipshit say anything along the lines of “…but the children”

….they already shouldn’t but still
July 25, 2025 at 4:08 PM
When you are on a group text and someone uses the 💦💦 emoji in a non - 💦💦 way
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June 26, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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Know your rights before you hit the streets. Peaceful protest is protected — but only if you know how to protect yourself legally. Read, share, and stay safe.
June 14, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Please take all prudent precautions today as we head out to protest

#nokings
June 14, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I see a lot of these viral clips on various platforms, the ones where they absolutely debase themselves for content, and wonder if it truly is worth it.

I think it would be an interesting study to see how this affects all aspects of their lives and how time will factor in
June 13, 2025 at 1:47 PM
The best news I heard all day, Rick Moranis is set to reprise his role in the Spaceballs sequel.

Giddy up
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June 13, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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June 9, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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Remember to protest on June 14th.
June 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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We never had to worry about the U.S. military being used against our own country when Biden was president.

But that’s exactly what’s happened under both Trump administrations.
June 8, 2025 at 12:26 AM