Zero
@scootercomputer.bsky.social
America's Sweetiepie. You have to be nice to me on the internet.
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Zero
@scootercomputer.bsky.social
· Sep 5
A joke gets one like, "I still got it"
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"Holy shit, deja vu", I mumble as I drunkenly eat a meatball sandwich while Skyrim is paused in the background
November 2, 2026 at 11:11 PM
"Holy shit, deja vu", I mumble as I drunkenly eat a meatball sandwich while Skyrim is paused in the background
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hey friends! help is still appreciated in keeping me housed. we're over half-way!
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ko-fi.com
November 2, 2026 at 9:07 PM
hey friends! help is still appreciated in keeping me housed. we're over half-way!
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im getting super into physical media which is great (sarcasm) because i have no room for anything!!!!
November 2, 2026 at 9:01 PM
im getting super into physical media which is great (sarcasm) because i have no room for anything!!!!
Pervert joining the Foot Clan: "So when do we do the foot stuff???"
November 2, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Pervert joining the Foot Clan: "So when do we do the foot stuff???"
My Bucket List is only the Nintendo Museum because I do not fear death but I do fear international travel
November 2, 2026 at 6:34 PM
My Bucket List is only the Nintendo Museum because I do not fear death but I do fear international travel
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like so
Snuffy Plays on Sesame Street with Elmo
Alt: Snuffy Plays on Sesame Street with Elmo
static.klipy.com
November 2, 2026 at 4:37 PM
like so
Painting a sexy lady Godzilla on the side of a rocket ship for my plan to launch the monster into space
November 2, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Painting a sexy lady Godzilla on the side of a rocket ship for my plan to launch the monster into space
sorry everyone i took a big bite outta the moon don't tell nasa
November 2, 2026 at 7:47 AM
sorry everyone i took a big bite outta the moon don't tell nasa
I love agreeing to a contract to play a video game
November 2, 2026 at 2:59 AM
I love agreeing to a contract to play a video game
Getting called a 'butthead' in the 80s used to be a death sentence, it's not any more thanks to modern medicine
November 2, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Getting called a 'butthead' in the 80s used to be a death sentence, it's not any more thanks to modern medicine
Nice Pandora's Box. Would be a shame if someone opened it
November 2, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Nice Pandora's Box. Would be a shame if someone opened it
I now qualify for Gamer President because I played a game on an emulator for longer than 15 minutes
The Emulator Problem: Spending six hours getting things to work only to play games for six minutes
November 2, 2026 at 12:25 AM
I now qualify for Gamer President because I played a game on an emulator for longer than 15 minutes
The Emulator Problem: Spending six hours getting things to work only to play games for six minutes
November 1, 2026 at 7:14 PM
The Emulator Problem: Spending six hours getting things to work only to play games for six minutes
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watching him storm off drunk on his fell beast when you bring up the fall of angmar
November 1, 2026 at 6:16 PM
watching him storm off drunk on his fell beast when you bring up the fall of angmar
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I'm not worried about the elections, I'm not even worried about what trump is gonna do, I'm livid at the way the Democrats have treated trans people and Muslims on the path toward victory. they have embraced the worst of white nazi rhetoric and I do not feel safe in a country with them in charge
November 1, 2026 at 6:09 PM
I'm not worried about the elections, I'm not even worried about what trump is gonna do, I'm livid at the way the Democrats have treated trans people and Muslims on the path toward victory. they have embraced the worst of white nazi rhetoric and I do not feel safe in a country with them in charge
No Nut November is year round if you have a nut allergy
November 1, 2026 at 6:03 PM
No Nut November is year round if you have a nut allergy
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Please check your kids' Halloween candy they're helping hamburger in the Halloween candy this year
November 1, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Please check your kids' Halloween candy they're helping hamburger in the Halloween candy this year
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hey who fucks q*bert?
November 1, 2026 at 4:09 AM
hey who fucks q*bert?
In accordance with Halloween Law, I am saying "Trick Or Treat" every time I grab a piece of candy from the kitchen
November 1, 2026 at 1:26 AM
In accordance with Halloween Law, I am saying "Trick Or Treat" every time I grab a piece of candy from the kitchen
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hey we're rolling!
also i'm bubsy!
also i'm bubsy!
October 31, 2026 at 7:49 PM
hey we're rolling!
also i'm bubsy!
also i'm bubsy!
Big RPGs with multiple party members and side quests that also have contextual voice acted dialogue will always feel like magic to me
October 31, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Big RPGs with multiple party members and side quests that also have contextual voice acted dialogue will always feel like magic to me
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all the stories about poisoned halloween candy were from parents trying to poison their own children
so friendly holiday reminder to poison your parents before they getchu
so friendly holiday reminder to poison your parents before they getchu
October 31, 2026 at 4:49 PM
all the stories about poisoned halloween candy were from parents trying to poison their own children
so friendly holiday reminder to poison your parents before they getchu
so friendly holiday reminder to poison your parents before they getchu
Welp, time to put all of the illegal drugs into the trick or treat candies
October 31, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Welp, time to put all of the illegal drugs into the trick or treat candies
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get in the cauldron already
October 31, 2026 at 1:39 PM
get in the cauldron already
They closed Paradise, put up a Spirit Halloween
October 31, 2026 at 4:28 PM
They closed Paradise, put up a Spirit Halloween