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Sweat stain included. Was once called a "Kevin" in comparison to a "Karen". Obama used to follow me.
2 gummies and Korean "lobster boil" flavor Pringles. 😉
September 20, 2026 at 3:19 AM
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been thinkin about how robots are gonna kill us
September 20, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Not a bad day to wrap up the summer.
September 20, 2026 at 3:05 AM
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🏒
September 18, 2026 at 12:49 AM
2 the max
Who up cranking it?
September 17, 2026 at 4:18 AM
I've been listening to podcasts about the future implications on AI. Long story short, we're so fucked.
September 17, 2026 at 3:30 AM
This transition is starting to make more and more sense.
September 16, 2026 at 4:29 PM
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September 14, 2026 at 2:13 AM
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Push day 🙂‍↕️
September 13, 2026 at 7:47 PM
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Ocarina of Time remake discourse can be summed up in this screenshot
September 8, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Stroking my eagle.
September 13, 2026 at 4:33 AM
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Nancy 8/28/26
September 6, 2026 at 12:11 PM
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“Ask ChatGPT to show what you would look like in the 80s”

Or just do it yourself.
September 11, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Is it the weekend yet?
September 11, 2026 at 2:06 AM
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September 11, 2026 at 12:43 AM
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metaverse technically invented friendslop but Zuckerberg having no friends stopped it taking off
i think the funniest thing about the metaverse in hindsight is that people fucking *love* to hang out in virtual spaces to mess around

indie devs making 1-4 player co-op games on a budget of a dozen 6-packs of white monster just made a more appealing product than the multibillion dollar corporation
September 10, 2026 at 2:14 AM
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Who’s out there ordering an Apple Duo
September 9, 2026 at 8:31 PM
iPhone Duo(lingo)
September 9, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Today is a good day to brain rot.
September 8, 2026 at 7:05 PM
I have been enjoying my vacation but sadly I have to work again tomorrow.
September 8, 2026 at 4:06 PM
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what zelda will look like in 2026
September 8, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Did I fall in love with Portland?
September 8, 2026 at 5:36 AM
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when he asks what i’m bringing to the function
September 7, 2026 at 5:52 PM
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Happy Labor Day
September 7, 2026 at 5:20 PM
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Anyone who has worked with me before, this is me
September 6, 2026 at 2:04 PM