Scott Dolan
@scottadolan.bsky.social
Minnesotan who lives in New York. I know the guy who invented Diet Squirt.
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Scott Dolan
@scottadolan.bsky.social
· Apr 7
HR Director: It says in your cover letter you are a “huge POS guy,” which point of sale interfaces do you have the most experience with?
Me: …point of sale?
Me: …point of sale?
It’s not even windy right now. Fuck this.
September 26, 2026 at 2:26 AM
It’s not even windy right now. Fuck this.
Tim Yohannon in his Volvo. 1980s? Photographer unknown.
September 26, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Tim Yohannon in his Volvo. 1980s? Photographer unknown.
I’m not sure how there’s a song on this record that I’ve never heard before, but here we are.
September 26, 2026 at 12:53 AM
I’m not sure how there’s a song on this record that I’ve never heard before, but here we are.
Listening to Rites of Spring and thinking “If these guys could have teamed up with Minor Threat, that would have been some kind of unstoppable supergroup!!!”
September 26, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Listening to Rites of Spring and thinking “If these guys could have teamed up with Minor Threat, that would have been some kind of unstoppable supergroup!!!”
There’s only one thing I’m not afraid of, and that’s a Nor-Easter.
September 25, 2026 at 1:35 AM
There’s only one thing I’m not afraid of, and that’s a Nor-Easter.
🇳🇴 vs 🇩🇰
I hope the Danes score at least 1 + 3/7 x 5 / π goals! (Their counting system.)
I hope the Danes score at least 1 + 3/7 x 5 / π goals! (Their counting system.)
September 24, 2026 at 6:53 PM
🇳🇴 vs 🇩🇰
I hope the Danes score at least 1 + 3/7 x 5 / π goals! (Their counting system.)
I hope the Danes score at least 1 + 3/7 x 5 / π goals! (Their counting system.)
I walked by hamburger historian George Motz on the street. I was pretty excited.
September 24, 2026 at 2:17 AM
I walked by hamburger historian George Motz on the street. I was pretty excited.
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Poison is a thinking-man’s Mötley Crüe.
September 24, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Poison is a thinking-man’s Mötley Crüe.
I need a browser button to remove jive-ass results from my search queries.
September 24, 2026 at 12:07 AM
I need a browser button to remove jive-ass results from my search queries.
Is there a Jason Molina record I should start with?
September 23, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Is there a Jason Molina record I should start with?
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healing is cool but have you considered becoming worse
September 13, 2026 at 2:08 PM
healing is cool but have you considered becoming worse
Turns out I did TWO cartoons making fun of Mark Rothko, but I can’t find the better one.
September 23, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Turns out I did TWO cartoons making fun of Mark Rothko, but I can’t find the better one.
Amy Winehouse - Valerie (Acoustic, Live, Best Quality)
YouTube video by mayclips
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September 23, 2026 at 12:31 AM
I don’t want the doctor to get mad at me, but I can’t think of the medical word for boogers.
September 22, 2026 at 9:42 PM
I don’t want the doctor to get mad at me, but I can’t think of the medical word for boogers.
I guess you could say he was “thirstin’” for “more.”
September 22, 2026 at 7:50 PM
I guess you could say he was “thirstin’” for “more.”
A tropical depression is when you feel bad but you are pleasantly warm.
September 22, 2026 at 2:47 PM
A tropical depression is when you feel bad but you are pleasantly warm.
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Real G’s move in silence like Lagsangnga
September 21, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Real G’s move in silence like Lagsangnga
Please stop saying “vege.”
September 21, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Please stop saying “vege.”
The French call churros “chi chis” and somehow that’s the funniest thing I’ve heard today.
September 21, 2026 at 3:20 AM
The French call churros “chi chis” and somehow that’s the funniest thing I’ve heard today.
I’m not a huge REM fan, but come on, without them there’d be no GBV, no Electric 6, maybe not even Pavement or Butthole Surfers.
September 21, 2026 at 3:19 AM
I’m not a huge REM fan, but come on, without them there’d be no GBV, no Electric 6, maybe not even Pavement or Butthole Surfers.
Ha ha what if Jawas had light sabres? Just anything goes man!
September 20, 2026 at 5:12 AM
Ha ha what if Jawas had light sabres? Just anything goes man!
Ween is leaning into Transdermal Celebration as if to say, “this one did not get enough likes.”
September 20, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Ween is leaning into Transdermal Celebration as if to say, “this one did not get enough likes.”
I was doing my impression of Bill Eggleston talking about Lee Friedlander and I feel both the subject matter and my mastery of Bill’s accent went over my audience’s head. SMH at these philistines.
September 20, 2026 at 2:47 AM
I was doing my impression of Bill Eggleston talking about Lee Friedlander and I feel both the subject matter and my mastery of Bill’s accent went over my audience’s head. SMH at these philistines.
It would be very hard to be Carrot Top. I’m not exactly a fan, but I have sympathy for him.
September 19, 2026 at 11:12 PM
It would be very hard to be Carrot Top. I’m not exactly a fan, but I have sympathy for him.