Scott Troyer
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What’s the German word for witpissingintotheether? #hashtag
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Scott Troyer
@scotttroyer.com
· Feb 7
It's ok to be a one issue voter now. Vote for anyone NOT in the Epstein files.
I hope for the sake of turnabouts being fair play that the technology the AI companies are developing will be Napsterized and everyone playing along at home will have all that juice running on their old PC laptops and the billionaire thieves won’t be able to profit off any of their investments.
September 17, 2026 at 8:02 AM
I hope for the sake of turnabouts being fair play that the technology the AI companies are developing will be Napsterized and everyone playing along at home will have all that juice running on their old PC laptops and the billionaire thieves won’t be able to profit off any of their investments.
Finding 4-leaf clovers in your yard is lucky like finding 3-eyed frogs in your pond is lucky. Congratulations! You got mutation enhancement levels of pollution on your property!
September 16, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Finding 4-leaf clovers in your yard is lucky like finding 3-eyed frogs in your pond is lucky. Congratulations! You got mutation enhancement levels of pollution on your property!
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When you want to boycott Ed Sheeran and Pink but you already don't listen to shitty music
September 15, 2026 at 1:27 PM
When you want to boycott Ed Sheeran and Pink but you already don't listen to shitty music
After much consideration, I too will be bowing out of the Ed Sheeran tour.
September 16, 2026 at 12:56 AM
After much consideration, I too will be bowing out of the Ed Sheeran tour.
Technology is amazing. It only took 3 months to create a realistic clone of Mitch McConnell so he could return to vote on key legislation. What a miracle!
September 15, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Technology is amazing. It only took 3 months to create a realistic clone of Mitch McConnell so he could return to vote on key legislation. What a miracle!
Hey Apple, you got a raging racist in the number 3 spot on Crossy Road at the moment.
September 15, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Hey Apple, you got a raging racist in the number 3 spot on Crossy Road at the moment.
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A robe? Made of broccoli? How does that work?
September 12, 2026 at 6:03 PM
A robe? Made of broccoli? How does that work?
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Today I quit my job at burgerking. I made burgers for burgerking and mcD for 3 years, but I now THINK that the guys there are SAYING they are developing a burger that POTENTIALLY revenge-eats people. MAYBE all of us. <10% CHANCE it will happen in 2029. Hire me to protect you from revenge burgers.
September 11, 2026 at 11:03 AM
Today I quit my job at burgerking. I made burgers for burgerking and mcD for 3 years, but I now THINK that the guys there are SAYING they are developing a burger that POTENTIALLY revenge-eats people. MAYBE all of us. <10% CHANCE it will happen in 2029. Hire me to protect you from revenge burgers.
Hey Apple, folding phones are cool, but who asked for that?
While I have you, why does iOS erroneously auto-correct by adding an apostrophe after proper names when pluralizing? I’m trying to refer to the Johnsons (a family), not the Johnson’s (something Johnson singular possesses). Can we fix that?
While I have you, why does iOS erroneously auto-correct by adding an apostrophe after proper names when pluralizing? I’m trying to refer to the Johnsons (a family), not the Johnson’s (something Johnson singular possesses). Can we fix that?
September 10, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Hey Apple, folding phones are cool, but who asked for that?
While I have you, why does iOS erroneously auto-correct by adding an apostrophe after proper names when pluralizing? I’m trying to refer to the Johnsons (a family), not the Johnson’s (something Johnson singular possesses). Can we fix that?
While I have you, why does iOS erroneously auto-correct by adding an apostrophe after proper names when pluralizing? I’m trying to refer to the Johnsons (a family), not the Johnson’s (something Johnson singular possesses). Can we fix that?
I was behind this driver at a stop light. They didn’t move when the light turned green, so I yelled, “LET’S GO TEAM!”
September 10, 2026 at 10:38 PM
I was behind this driver at a stop light. They didn’t move when the light turned green, so I yelled, “LET’S GO TEAM!”
When you have to resort to restricting voting, redrawing districts, and straight up offering money for votes, you’re not winning based on good ideas or solid leadership.
September 10, 2026 at 6:20 PM
When you have to resort to restricting voting, redrawing districts, and straight up offering money for votes, you’re not winning based on good ideas or solid leadership.
Marketing/advertising is an art form in the same way torture is an art form. Sure, you could develop some techniques that take talent and experience to master, but clearly humanity is not better off because of all that hard work.
September 10, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Marketing/advertising is an art form in the same way torture is an art form. Sure, you could develop some techniques that take talent and experience to master, but clearly humanity is not better off because of all that hard work.
VW is making weapons now. Here we go…
September 10, 2026 at 5:23 PM
VW is making weapons now. Here we go…
Citizens Bank is advertising that customers can chat with their stupid AI bot. Way to have your finger on the pulse of what humans want, marketing team. 🤦🏼♂️
September 10, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Citizens Bank is advertising that customers can chat with their stupid AI bot. Way to have your finger on the pulse of what humans want, marketing team. 🤦🏼♂️
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If you've got an Apple TV set-top box, that's not enough to protect your privacy if you have an LG television. Unplug Ethernet and tell it to forget your Wi-Fi information.
Disconnect your LG television from the internet, now
If you've got an Apple TV set-top box, that's not enough to protect your privacy if you have an LG television. Unplug Ethernet and tell it to forget your Wi-Fi information.
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September 7, 2026 at 5:04 PM
If you've got an Apple TV set-top box, that's not enough to protect your privacy if you have an LG television. Unplug Ethernet and tell it to forget your Wi-Fi information.
A surprisingly small percentage of humans seem to understand how umbrellas and wind interact, making the beach a far more dangerous place than it needs to be. I’m definitely on Team Human, but we need some practice.
September 7, 2026 at 5:10 PM
A surprisingly small percentage of humans seem to understand how umbrellas and wind interact, making the beach a far more dangerous place than it needs to be. I’m definitely on Team Human, but we need some practice.
If you’re feeling discouraged, remember that you only need to solve 75% of the @nytimes.com Connections puzzle to get 100% of it right.
September 6, 2026 at 12:34 AM
If you’re feeling discouraged, remember that you only need to solve 75% of the @nytimes.com Connections puzzle to get 100% of it right.
In the game Frogger, why does the frog die when jumping into the water?
September 4, 2026 at 3:15 PM
In the game Frogger, why does the frog die when jumping into the water?
Yesterday was Taco Tuesday, but today is Waco Wednesday! What cult compound are you storming with your government forces? Post pics for extra points!
September 3, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Yesterday was Taco Tuesday, but today is Waco Wednesday! What cult compound are you storming with your government forces? Post pics for extra points!
That moment when you feel the turnaround is gonna be 8 bars instead of 4. Is it more guitar or are the keys taking a stab at it? Ugh, why is the band leader so unclear?
September 3, 2026 at 1:41 AM
That moment when you feel the turnaround is gonna be 8 bars instead of 4. Is it more guitar or are the keys taking a stab at it? Ugh, why is the band leader so unclear?
Is there a Ted Lasso / Minority Report crossover with Boots serving as keeper/precog?
September 3, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Is there a Ted Lasso / Minority Report crossover with Boots serving as keeper/precog?
I tried printing a colorful poster that said “Everything & Nothing.” The first half printed fine, but the second half had no color. When I checked my printer there was an error code that said, “Nothing is black and white.”
September 1, 2026 at 6:56 PM
I tried printing a colorful poster that said “Everything & Nothing.” The first half printed fine, but the second half had no color. When I checked my printer there was an error code that said, “Nothing is black and white.”
Why are drummers, organists, and singer/dancers seemingly the only musicians that can multitask with all of their appendages?
September 1, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Why are drummers, organists, and singer/dancers seemingly the only musicians that can multitask with all of their appendages?
eighths 👀
That word will forever look like a typo to me no matter how many times I type it.
That word will forever look like a typo to me no matter how many times I type it.
August 31, 2026 at 7:52 PM
eighths 👀
That word will forever look like a typo to me no matter how many times I type it.
That word will forever look like a typo to me no matter how many times I type it.