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i contracted a disease that the only symptom is that i can smoke cigarettes all day and nothing bad happens
he/him
he/him
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On manic upswing: hell yeah, I'm gonna feel this way forever
January 11, 2025 at 5:10 PM
On manic upswing: hell yeah, I'm gonna feel this way forever
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imagine hating me and im just dancing to fall out boy in my kitchen
January 2, 2025 at 11:03 PM
imagine hating me and im just dancing to fall out boy in my kitchen
oh my god i just realized that within the last 8 months i doubled my body count... fuck yeah, who else want me
December 30, 2024 at 10:31 PM
oh my god i just realized that within the last 8 months i doubled my body count... fuck yeah, who else want me
i think that's the saying exactly
December 30, 2024 at 5:05 PM
i think that's the saying exactly
idk if there's a enough cigarettes in the world for me & what went down tonight but i'm gonna start with 2 and see what happens from there
December 28, 2024 at 9:09 AM
idk if there's a enough cigarettes in the world for me & what went down tonight but i'm gonna start with 2 and see what happens from there
she is a force of nature. maybe evil incarnate? i don't know what else to say
December 26, 2024 at 9:17 PM
she is a force of nature. maybe evil incarnate? i don't know what else to say
(she wished me a merry christmas as soon as it was midnight on the east coast and i haven't stopped thinking about it, like my good lord man, pull urself together)
December 26, 2024 at 9:06 PM
(she wished me a merry christmas as soon as it was midnight on the east coast and i haven't stopped thinking about it, like my good lord man, pull urself together)
at the risk of sounding like a mad loser, it blows my own mind how i have been in love with the same woman since i met her 12 years ago. we still talk and i would drop anything to go to her if she asked because my love for her still grows every day. full on gomez addams levels of worship.
December 26, 2024 at 9:06 PM
at the risk of sounding like a mad loser, it blows my own mind how i have been in love with the same woman since i met her 12 years ago. we still talk and i would drop anything to go to her if she asked because my love for her still grows every day. full on gomez addams levels of worship.
new king of the hill tattoo and i love him so dearly
December 24, 2024 at 2:19 AM
new king of the hill tattoo and i love him so dearly
i know instagram hates to see me coming after a long day of drinking & also insaaaaane sexual tension
December 22, 2024 at 7:11 AM
i know instagram hates to see me coming after a long day of drinking & also insaaaaane sexual tension
yup yup yup!!! it's a good flash drop haha
December 17, 2024 at 9:50 PM
yup yup yup!!! it's a good flash drop haha
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I've been used, hurt & abandoned by multiple people in my past, but it's okay because I'm so much funnier than any of them.
December 17, 2024 at 5:53 PM
I've been used, hurt & abandoned by multiple people in my past, but it's okay because I'm so much funnier than any of them.
merry christmas to me, next mondee i'll be goin to get another king of the hill tattoo
December 17, 2024 at 9:11 PM
merry christmas to me, next mondee i'll be goin to get another king of the hill tattoo
might get another king of the hill tattoo to mirror my halloween hank just to make my mother the most disappointed
December 16, 2024 at 4:19 PM
might get another king of the hill tattoo to mirror my halloween hank just to make my mother the most disappointed
i've said it before i'll say it again it's absolute BULLSHIT that i have to reach out to people and make plans if i like them and want to hang out with them like why do i crave human connections?? dumb!!!
December 13, 2024 at 4:48 PM
i've said it before i'll say it again it's absolute BULLSHIT that i have to reach out to people and make plans if i like them and want to hang out with them like why do i crave human connections?? dumb!!!
insta showed me the first meme and then i made it worse and legally blonde'd it instead of working cause it's friday
December 13, 2024 at 4:30 PM
insta showed me the first meme and then i made it worse and legally blonde'd it instead of working cause it's friday
same, friend. love you so much!! 🫂
December 13, 2024 at 2:43 PM
same, friend. love you so much!! 🫂
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The Best Of Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller October 26,1950
December 12, 2024 at 3:42 PM
The Best Of Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller October 26,1950
unfortunately wicked has reawakened something in me that i thought i had killed & buried. but alas, it has domino'd and now i CANNOT stop listening to the legally blonde musical soundtrack
December 12, 2024 at 3:34 AM
unfortunately wicked has reawakened something in me that i thought i had killed & buried. but alas, it has domino'd and now i CANNOT stop listening to the legally blonde musical soundtrack
omg a bovine brethren!! this is lovely
December 12, 2024 at 3:33 AM
omg a bovine brethren!! this is lovely
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