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Primarily #Kojakposting.
Primarily #Kojakposting.
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Night Gallery s02e01: The Boy Who Predicted Earthquakes
maybe it will happen tomorrow
maybe it will happen tomorrow
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I don't think I've made this point on this platform before it's no coincidence IMO that so much fash faux nostalgia AI slop is indistinguishable from the most gonzo dystopian "what the whole hep world would be doing Saturday night if the Nazis had won the war, this is the sixth Reich" parodies, IE:
October 4, 2026 at 1:54 PM
I don't think I've made this point on this platform before it's no coincidence IMO that so much fash faux nostalgia AI slop is indistinguishable from the most gonzo dystopian "what the whole hep world would be doing Saturday night if the Nazis had won the war, this is the sixth Reich" parodies, IE:
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I'm not a linguistic prescriptivist but I would encourage users of the English language not to talk about "lower courts" in the context of SCOTUS when SCOTUS is demonstrably the lowest court imaginable
October 1, 2026 at 12:54 AM
I'm not a linguistic prescriptivist but I would encourage users of the English language not to talk about "lower courts" in the context of SCOTUS when SCOTUS is demonstrably the lowest court imaginable
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My Little Sister Was Kicked Out Of School Because Her Tits Were Too Big
September 24, 2026 at 1:00 AM
My Little Sister Was Kicked Out Of School Because Her Tits Were Too Big
Kojak s01e07: The Corrupter
"I'm sure you were sensitive."
"Well, I've, uh, done it before."
"I'm sure you were sensitive."
"Well, I've, uh, done it before."
September 18, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Kojak s01e07: The Corrupter
"I'm sure you were sensitive."
"Well, I've, uh, done it before."
"I'm sure you were sensitive."
"Well, I've, uh, done it before."
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"Ich askid ChatGPT," Well Ich askid the stones, and the forest, and the starres, and the mountaynes, and the moone daunsinge above, and what thei seyde was learninge, and dreames, and growinge thinges, and makinge art, and a flawed honest worlde wher we talke to each othir and care about each othir.
September 16, 2026 at 4:54 PM
"Ich askid ChatGPT," Well Ich askid the stones, and the forest, and the starres, and the mountaynes, and the moone daunsinge above, and what thei seyde was learninge, and dreames, and growinge thinges, and makinge art, and a flawed honest worlde wher we talke to each othir and care about each othir.
Rest in peace to the only conservative who was ever worth a damn, the only conservative I would have spared
earthbound.report/2012/10/04/a...
earthbound.report/2012/10/04/a...
A poetic interlude with Wendell Berry
Today is National Poetry Day in Britain, apparently. I’m not sure what that is supposed to involve, other than public money and a slot on Radio 4’s Today programme, but I thought I migh…
earthbound.report
September 1, 2026 at 4:44 AM
Rest in peace to the only conservative who was ever worth a damn, the only conservative I would have spared
earthbound.report/2012/10/04/a...
earthbound.report/2012/10/04/a...
If we could just bully one guy off Bluesky forever my vote would be Tom Nichols
If we wanna have a conversation about zero-charisma operatives for death cults, this motherfucker's basically Mola Ram.
The fact that he has replies disabled on his posts suggests that we're starting to get to him
If we wanna have a conversation about zero-charisma operatives for death cults, this motherfucker's basically Mola Ram.
The fact that he has replies disabled on his posts suggests that we're starting to get to him
August 31, 2026 at 11:57 PM
If we could just bully one guy off Bluesky forever my vote would be Tom Nichols
If we wanna have a conversation about zero-charisma operatives for death cults, this motherfucker's basically Mola Ram.
The fact that he has replies disabled on his posts suggests that we're starting to get to him
If we wanna have a conversation about zero-charisma operatives for death cults, this motherfucker's basically Mola Ram.
The fact that he has replies disabled on his posts suggests that we're starting to get to him
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If u enjoy Sam Harris being ridiculed and debunked I have an entire Miniseries on that! bsky.app/profile/nice...
Other playlists people might enjoy - Miniseries on Sam Harris 'Woking Up'
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Playlist: Woking Up Miniseries
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August 26, 2026 at 8:06 PM
If u enjoy Sam Harris being ridiculed and debunked I have an entire Miniseries on that! bsky.app/profile/nice...
Roko's Bureaucrasilisk
Stop making fun of AI or it will spitefully deny your insurance claims. They’re calling it the perfect argument.
August 25, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Roko's Bureaucrasilisk
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Something big is coming. The end of it all. And I'm going to be ready.
August 16, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Something big is coming. The end of it all. And I'm going to be ready.
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It Takes A Nation of Millions To Form A Subcommittee To Look Into The Possibility Of Determining The Feasibility Of Holding Us Back
August 16, 2026 at 5:54 PM
It Takes A Nation of Millions To Form A Subcommittee To Look Into The Possibility Of Determining The Feasibility Of Holding Us Back
Google has disabled exact phrase searches. Now you have to make the query, then go into AI mode, scroll past a useless response, and tell the computer in conversational English “I was looking for the exact phrase in quotes” and THEN it’ll give you the answer you could’ve gotten in one step before.
August 15, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Google has disabled exact phrase searches. Now you have to make the query, then go into AI mode, scroll past a useless response, and tell the computer in conversational English “I was looking for the exact phrase in quotes” and THEN it’ll give you the answer you could’ve gotten in one step before.
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It’s almost as though the poster has a smidge of self-awareness.
It’s almost as though the poster has a smidge of self-awareness.
August 15, 2026 at 4:36 AM
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It’s almost as though the poster has a smidge of self-awareness.
It’s almost as though the poster has a smidge of self-awareness.
Bluesky’s nuclear block is one of its best features, but what we really need is a YouTubesque “don’t recommend this channel” option, for the big-reach accounts we don’t hate quite enough to block but are tired of seeing in reposts or on our Discover feed. I’m sure we’ve all got at least one.
August 14, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Bluesky’s nuclear block is one of its best features, but what we really need is a YouTubesque “don’t recommend this channel” option, for the big-reach accounts we don’t hate quite enough to block but are tired of seeing in reposts or on our Discover feed. I’m sure we’ve all got at least one.
Covers that are better than the original
(it’s Johnny Cash covering “The Mercy Seat” all over again!)
youtu.be/rFIdKUiFjgU?...
(it’s Johnny Cash covering “The Mercy Seat” all over again!)
youtu.be/rFIdKUiFjgU?...
August 8, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Covers that are better than the original
(it’s Johnny Cash covering “The Mercy Seat” all over again!)
youtu.be/rFIdKUiFjgU?...
(it’s Johnny Cash covering “The Mercy Seat” all over again!)
youtu.be/rFIdKUiFjgU?...
I believe in “innocent until proven guilty” to a certain point but I also think anyone who bids on this should be preemptively sentenced for torture and serial murder
Mike Myers’ original Cat in the Hat costume from ‘CAT IN THE HAT’ is being auctioned by Propstore.
#CatInTheHat #MikeMyers #Propstore
#CatInTheHat #MikeMyers #Propstore
August 8, 2026 at 7:01 PM
I believe in “innocent until proven guilty” to a certain point but I also think anyone who bids on this should be preemptively sentenced for torture and serial murder
Begging everyone invoking HIPPA to justify the fact that a dead man is being allowed to cast votes in the Senate to at least learn that the acronym is HIPAA
August 7, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Begging everyone invoking HIPPA to justify the fact that a dead man is being allowed to cast votes in the Senate to at least learn that the acronym is HIPAA
I just spent $2 Canadian and I have no doubts that I got my money’s worth.
My band, Anti-Spectacular, has released a new EP! It's bass and drums duo madness! If you like Surf, Bluegrass, Thrash and Funk and music about the struggle to overcome the aesthetics of aspirational wealth, then you'll like this!
anti-spectacular.bandcamp.com/album/i-am-t...
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I Am This Flesh, by Anti-Spectacular
4 track album
anti-spectacular.bandcamp.com
August 7, 2026 at 9:48 PM
I just spent $2 Canadian and I have no doubts that I got my money’s worth.
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Hey, I made a video for @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social!
Please, @mayor.nyc.gov, don't let the billionaires get their hands on our kids!
Give us a full 2 year "A.i." moratorium for the schools - for students and teachers, 2K-12!
(PLEASE share - and tell the mayor what YOU think at
HeyMamdani.fyi !)
Please, @mayor.nyc.gov, don't let the billionaires get their hands on our kids!
Give us a full 2 year "A.i." moratorium for the schools - for students and teachers, 2K-12!
(PLEASE share - and tell the mayor what YOU think at
HeyMamdani.fyi !)
August 7, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Hey, I made a video for @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social!
Please, @mayor.nyc.gov, don't let the billionaires get their hands on our kids!
Give us a full 2 year "A.i." moratorium for the schools - for students and teachers, 2K-12!
(PLEASE share - and tell the mayor what YOU think at
HeyMamdani.fyi !)
Please, @mayor.nyc.gov, don't let the billionaires get their hands on our kids!
Give us a full 2 year "A.i." moratorium for the schools - for students and teachers, 2K-12!
(PLEASE share - and tell the mayor what YOU think at
HeyMamdani.fyi !)
For a junk drawer to legally qualify as a real junk drawer, what is the ONE absolute mandatory item it must include?
An adjustable, hinged tool of wood and metal, all measurement marks worn away over years of mixed use and disuse, any purpose long since lost to time and memory.
An adjustable, hinged tool of wood and metal, all measurement marks worn away over years of mixed use and disuse, any purpose long since lost to time and memory.
For a junk drawer to legally qualify as a real junk drawer, what is the ONE absolute mandatory item it must include?
A tool left over from some furniture assembly kit.
A tool left over from some furniture assembly kit.
For a junk drawer to legally qualify as a real junk drawer, what is the ONE absolute mandatory item it must include?
A key that no one knows the origins of.
A key that no one knows the origins of.
August 7, 2026 at 2:26 AM
For a junk drawer to legally qualify as a real junk drawer, what is the ONE absolute mandatory item it must include?
An adjustable, hinged tool of wood and metal, all measurement marks worn away over years of mixed use and disuse, any purpose long since lost to time and memory.
An adjustable, hinged tool of wood and metal, all measurement marks worn away over years of mixed use and disuse, any purpose long since lost to time and memory.
The deepfake technology to simulate a Mitch McConnell avatar saying these words exists, but they didn’t even bother.
The shamelessness of the lie is absolutely a fetish. They are straddling his corpse as they type out these releases.
The shamelessness of the lie is absolutely a fetish. They are straddling his corpse as they type out these releases.
New McConnell statement: "Earlier today, I was discharged from the rehabilitation center to continue my recovery at home."
August 6, 2026 at 10:41 PM
The deepfake technology to simulate a Mitch McConnell avatar saying these words exists, but they didn’t even bother.
The shamelessness of the lie is absolutely a fetish. They are straddling his corpse as they type out these releases.
The shamelessness of the lie is absolutely a fetish. They are straddling his corpse as they type out these releases.
I can't watch the movie until the local IMAX stops being sold out, but I find the reaction to Wilson's critique both baffling and disappointing. Agree with her or not, but it is exactly the sort of criticism I would want from someone who is passionate about the Classics.
1. It's a fun action movie. A line that got cut but sums up some of my overall feelings: This Odyssey is not a rich, satisfying Homeric banquet, but sometimes in the heat, an ice-cold Philly water ice is all you want - even it's mostly sugar and food coloring, and makes no nutritional sense.
July 30, 2026 at 2:00 PM
I can't watch the movie until the local IMAX stops being sold out, but I find the reaction to Wilson's critique both baffling and disappointing. Agree with her or not, but it is exactly the sort of criticism I would want from someone who is passionate about the Classics.
Kojak s02e24: The Trade-Off
"...toss this joint, really toss it. Go through all the legal papers, documents, whatever. Open the safe, unpaid bills. And then get Stavros down here, the plant authority. I wouldn't be surprised if he was growing marry-wanna in the potted plants."
"...toss this joint, really toss it. Go through all the legal papers, documents, whatever. Open the safe, unpaid bills. And then get Stavros down here, the plant authority. I wouldn't be surprised if he was growing marry-wanna in the potted plants."
July 28, 2026 at 12:11 PM
Kojak s02e24: The Trade-Off
"...toss this joint, really toss it. Go through all the legal papers, documents, whatever. Open the safe, unpaid bills. And then get Stavros down here, the plant authority. I wouldn't be surprised if he was growing marry-wanna in the potted plants."
"...toss this joint, really toss it. Go through all the legal papers, documents, whatever. Open the safe, unpaid bills. And then get Stavros down here, the plant authority. I wouldn't be surprised if he was growing marry-wanna in the potted plants."