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Macklemore news cycle aside, Willy Wonka (feat. Offset) is a hidden gem with an earworm hook.
September 17, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Macklemore news cycle aside, Willy Wonka (feat. Offset) is a hidden gem with an earworm hook.
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I’ve released my inhibitions and am feeling the rain on my skin rn dog can I call you back
November 8, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I’ve released my inhibitions and am feeling the rain on my skin rn dog can I call you back
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A dark hotel room. I check my target's dossier one last time. I open a briefcase on the bed, and start screwing and locking pieces together. When I'm finished, there's a playground swingset. I may have grabbed the wrong briefcase at the airport.
July 13, 2024 at 12:37 PM
A dark hotel room. I check my target's dossier one last time. I open a briefcase on the bed, and start screwing and locking pieces together. When I'm finished, there's a playground swingset. I may have grabbed the wrong briefcase at the airport.
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Heist movies always have a moment before they introduce a new specialist where the main character is like "I know a guy" because the real treasure they were stealing was the power of networking. In my 12-week course, you'll learn–
August 17, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Heist movies always have a moment before they introduce a new specialist where the main character is like "I know a guy" because the real treasure they were stealing was the power of networking. In my 12-week course, you'll learn–
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My kids have measles, I lost my job, and my wife was deported. But at least now I don't have to see so many rainbow crosswalks.
August 17, 2026 at 10:52 PM
My kids have measles, I lost my job, and my wife was deported. But at least now I don't have to see so many rainbow crosswalks.
Indie Jesus died for your Shins.
August 17, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Indie Jesus died for your Shins.
Describe your music taste in 3 artists, no genres
BT
Upsahl
Bring Me The Horizon
BT
Upsahl
Bring Me The Horizon
Describe your music taste in 3 artists, no genres
1. Pink Floyd
2. Queen
3. Dire Straits.
1. Pink Floyd
2. Queen
3. Dire Straits.
Describe your music taste in 3 artists, no genres
1. Depeche Mode
2. Tool
3. Green Day
1. Depeche Mode
2. Tool
3. Green Day
August 17, 2026 at 6:47 AM
Describe your music taste in 3 artists, no genres
BT
Upsahl
Bring Me The Horizon
BT
Upsahl
Bring Me The Horizon
No such thing as “rogue AI agents” only “lawbreaking corporations.”
August 15, 2026 at 5:12 AM
No such thing as “rogue AI agents” only “lawbreaking corporations.”
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you can hear the blood in your veins if you listen varicosely
August 5, 2026 at 12:09 AM
you can hear the blood in your veins if you listen varicosely
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Glaciers? You mean where the Gatorade comes from??
July 31, 2026 at 6:54 AM
Glaciers? You mean where the Gatorade comes from??
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Invisalign for the personality
July 16, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Invisalign for the personality
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Sorry I called sauerkraut "German salsa."
July 16, 2026 at 4:45 AM
Sorry I called sauerkraut "German salsa."
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Thank you so much for all of your happy birthday wishes. Honestly, I don’t really feel 100. I feel pretty good. I feel like I’m only 98!
July 1, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Thank you so much for all of your happy birthday wishes. Honestly, I don’t really feel 100. I feel pretty good. I feel like I’m only 98!
Shoutout to The Matches for putting the TMNT hook in the outro of Audio Blood
open.spotify.com/track/7dSPX2...
open.spotify.com/track/7dSPX2...
Audio Blood
The Matches · E. Von Dahl Killed the Locals · Song · 2014
open.spotify.com
June 14, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Shoutout to The Matches for putting the TMNT hook in the outro of Audio Blood
open.spotify.com/track/7dSPX2...
open.spotify.com/track/7dSPX2...
I’m gonna tell my kids this was Harrison Ford
June 2, 2026 at 5:21 AM
I’m gonna tell my kids this was Harrison Ford
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Rotisserie chicken was invented by someone who watches how I sleep.
May 31, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Rotisserie chicken was invented by someone who watches how I sleep.
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in Semisonic’s “Closing Time,” the narrator is kicking everyone out of the bar but also says “one last call for alcohol.” are we to believe that this establishment allows their patrons to slam one more round as they make their way to the exit?
May 30, 2026 at 9:45 PM
in Semisonic’s “Closing Time,” the narrator is kicking everyone out of the bar but also says “one last call for alcohol.” are we to believe that this establishment allows their patrons to slam one more round as they make their way to the exit?
the confederate insurgency did not last long enough to attend kindergarten not that it would
May 29, 2026 at 1:55 PM
the confederate insurgency did not last long enough to attend kindergarten not that it would
voiding into the yells
April 19, 2026 at 3:56 PM
voiding into the yells
before you wax your snatch you’ve got to snatch your wax - anyways i’m brad welcome to bob evans
April 19, 2026 at 2:07 PM
before you wax your snatch you’ve got to snatch your wax - anyways i’m brad welcome to bob evans
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in general, more things should have been punctuated by a beastie boys KICK IT
April 17, 2026 at 7:51 PM
in general, more things should have been punctuated by a beastie boys KICK IT
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this cape is reversible but my decision to wear it to the custody hearing is not
September 4, 2023 at 1:57 PM
this cape is reversible but my decision to wear it to the custody hearing is not
crazy to think that frontiersmen used to wear faded red cloth onesies with built in crap flaps and now the median us home price is five times the average national wage
March 31, 2026 at 4:27 AM
crazy to think that frontiersmen used to wear faded red cloth onesies with built in crap flaps and now the median us home price is five times the average national wage
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the “s” in “island” is really just there to explain what it is
March 27, 2026 at 4:42 PM
the “s” in “island” is really just there to explain what it is
On several occasions I slow-danced with a future A-list porn star. At church dances. Mormon ones.
Tell me a random fact about yourself that sounds fake but is 100% true.
March 5, 2026 at 2:31 PM
On several occasions I slow-danced with a future A-list porn star. At church dances. Mormon ones.