Seamus Yakamoto
@seamusyakamoto.bsky.social
I come from a future which no longer exists...
RIP to a real one
August 26, 2026 at 5:24 PM
RIP to a real one
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here's what's gonna happen
August 19, 2026 at 10:34 AM
here's what's gonna happen
*Singing about Las Vegas*
"We built this city....
We built this city on gabagooooooool!"
"We built this city....
We built this city on gabagooooooool!"
June 3, 2026 at 2:18 PM
*Singing about Las Vegas*
"We built this city....
We built this city on gabagooooooool!"
"We built this city....
We built this city on gabagooooooool!"
Good enough for T'Challa = good enough for me.
May 22, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Good enough for T'Challa = good enough for me.
Dear public,
STOP trying to make small talk w/ people who have headphones on/earbuds in. WE DON'T WANT TO TALK.
STOP trying to make small talk w/ people who have headphones on/earbuds in. WE DON'T WANT TO TALK.
April 27, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Dear public,
STOP trying to make small talk w/ people who have headphones on/earbuds in. WE DON'T WANT TO TALK.
STOP trying to make small talk w/ people who have headphones on/earbuds in. WE DON'T WANT TO TALK.
John Waters looks like the most caring, awesome great-uncle a fucked up weirdo could ever wish for. Happy Birthday to a real one.
April 22, 2026 at 7:44 PM
John Waters looks like the most caring, awesome great-uncle a fucked up weirdo could ever wish for. Happy Birthday to a real one.
Ohhhhhhh, I'm halfway theeeeere
April 21, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Ohhhhhhh, I'm halfway theeeeere
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Fly me to the moon
Let me kick its fucking ass
Let me show it what I learned
In my moon jujitsu class
Let me kick its fucking ass
Let me show it what I learned
In my moon jujitsu class
April 1, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Fly me to the moon
Let me kick its fucking ass
Let me show it what I learned
In my moon jujitsu class
Let me kick its fucking ass
Let me show it what I learned
In my moon jujitsu class
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ME: I thought Tom Jones was a dead English singer, but he’s alive and Welsh.
WIFE: You write some awful jokes.
ME: It’s not unusual.
WIFE: You write some awful jokes.
ME: It’s not unusual.
March 15, 2026 at 12:55 AM
ME: I thought Tom Jones was a dead English singer, but he’s alive and Welsh.
WIFE: You write some awful jokes.
ME: It’s not unusual.
WIFE: You write some awful jokes.
ME: It’s not unusual.
Y'all, it's really hard when you get certain songs from old Kids In The Hall episodes stuck in your head but you canNOT sing them in public.
March 31, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Y'all, it's really hard when you get certain songs from old Kids In The Hall episodes stuck in your head but you canNOT sing them in public.
*The lead plumber gets his team together for a pep talk before tackling a particularly plugged toilet*
Alright, boys, let's turn that brown upside down!
Alright, boys, let's turn that brown upside down!
March 26, 2026 at 12:05 PM
*The lead plumber gets his team together for a pep talk before tackling a particularly plugged toilet*
Alright, boys, let's turn that brown upside down!
Alright, boys, let's turn that brown upside down!
NPC Character name idea: Frenemy Smith
March 20, 2026 at 1:20 PM
NPC Character name idea: Frenemy Smith
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You little baby. You think I’m thrilled that all podcasts now have a fucking video component? Get a few extra fingers of Dippity Do in there and stop crying
Scoop: The Pentagon barred press photographers from briefings on the ongoing U.S.-Israeli military conflict with Iran after they published photos of Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth that his staff deemed "unflattering."
Pentagon bars press photographers over ‘unflattering’ Hegseth photos
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s staff took issue with photos taken in a rare briefing last week and decided to shut out press photographers from two subsequent news conferences.
www.washingtonpost.com
March 11, 2026 at 4:25 PM
You little baby. You think I’m thrilled that all podcasts now have a fucking video component? Get a few extra fingers of Dippity Do in there and stop crying
@ztul.bsky.social Michael on the most recent Just King Things: "What would a dead bullet be?"
Me, speaking out loud to a podcast like a weirdo: "Well, remember when Roland got some of his shells all wet on the lobstrosity beach?"
Me, speaking out loud to a podcast like a weirdo: "Well, remember when Roland got some of his shells all wet on the lobstrosity beach?"
March 9, 2026 at 6:39 PM
@ztul.bsky.social Michael on the most recent Just King Things: "What would a dead bullet be?"
Me, speaking out loud to a podcast like a weirdo: "Well, remember when Roland got some of his shells all wet on the lobstrosity beach?"
Me, speaking out loud to a podcast like a weirdo: "Well, remember when Roland got some of his shells all wet on the lobstrosity beach?"