Seb mikey
@sebmikella.bsky.social
I yearn for a life that eliminates all need for yearning
Listening to peak lyricism then Spotify next reccomened song starts with “Its like when they only got Pepsi and you really want coke” I’m fuckin IRKED GET OFF MY PHONEEE 😭😭
September 16, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Listening to peak lyricism then Spotify next reccomened song starts with “Its like when they only got Pepsi and you really want coke” I’m fuckin IRKED GET OFF MY PHONEEE 😭😭
Hate having insomnia I stay up till 5am then finally fall asleep and sleep for like 2 hrs. I can only sleep through the night when I’m w my gf. She’s like “you sleep so heavy” like yeah I haven’t slept in days 😭😭
September 11, 2026 at 7:09 AM
Hate having insomnia I stay up till 5am then finally fall asleep and sleep for like 2 hrs. I can only sleep through the night when I’m w my gf. She’s like “you sleep so heavy” like yeah I haven’t slept in days 😭😭
You in her DMs I’m on her stardust we ain’t the same
September 11, 2026 at 6:54 AM
You in her DMs I’m on her stardust we ain’t the same
As someone who works in fast food. This is bc of online ordering and DoorDash. We get twice as many orders on mobile and theyre usually big orders and we’re told to prioritize them. So we can’t keep up w drive thru. Mobile ordering ruined the fast food experience. For both customers and workers
I think I’m done with “fast” food.
None of it’s fast anymore.
And it’s just as expensive as a sit down meal.
If you’re going to be slow, inconvenient, and expensive, I may as well just go to a real restaurant.
None of it’s fast anymore.
And it’s just as expensive as a sit down meal.
If you’re going to be slow, inconvenient, and expensive, I may as well just go to a real restaurant.
August 18, 2026 at 6:31 AM
As someone who works in fast food. This is bc of online ordering and DoorDash. We get twice as many orders on mobile and theyre usually big orders and we’re told to prioritize them. So we can’t keep up w drive thru. Mobile ordering ruined the fast food experience. For both customers and workers
Call her panties 9/11 the way that bush behind it
August 18, 2026 at 6:27 AM
Call her panties 9/11 the way that bush behind it
Back to being on camera 🎥
August 17, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Back to being on camera 🎥
Made a nerdy stop motion of my spiderman Lego shall I post it
August 17, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Made a nerdy stop motion of my spiderman Lego shall I post it
My girl secured me reef cushion phantoms so basically the wedding is on *insert date*
May 22, 2026 at 10:10 AM
My girl secured me reef cushion phantoms so basically the wedding is on *insert date*
Carpooling with two female coworkers and im tryna act prim and proper and respectful and they turn to me and go “you listen to Mike sherm?” LMFAOOO WE LIT IN THIS MF RN
May 21, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Carpooling with two female coworkers and im tryna act prim and proper and respectful and they turn to me and go “you listen to Mike sherm?” LMFAOOO WE LIT IN THIS MF RN
Economy so bad I started a depop for my summer closet cleaning
May 19, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Economy so bad I started a depop for my summer closet cleaning
Just figured out how to unclog a toilet without a plunger, I feel so smart
Method only works if the clog is just toilet paper tho
Method only works if the clog is just toilet paper tho
May 16, 2026 at 7:59 AM
Just figured out how to unclog a toilet without a plunger, I feel so smart
Method only works if the clog is just toilet paper tho
Method only works if the clog is just toilet paper tho
Flopmaxxing all summer can’t wait. If nb wearing jeans and flops I will be
May 4, 2026 at 10:45 AM
Flopmaxxing all summer can’t wait. If nb wearing jeans and flops I will be
I love my gf I love my gf I love my gf
May 1, 2026 at 7:38 AM
I love my gf I love my gf I love my gf
Wanting to get on twitter bc this app is so boring in what’s on the tl but if I get Twitter I have to deal w the horrors
The horrors: Verified troll bots
The horrors: Verified troll bots
May 1, 2026 at 5:33 AM
Wanting to get on twitter bc this app is so boring in what’s on the tl but if I get Twitter I have to deal w the horrors
The horrors: Verified troll bots
The horrors: Verified troll bots
“I don’t like museums or libraries” WHO SAYS THAT?? HES LIKE A CARTOON LEVEL OF EVIL “I shall take over the world and get rid of books”
April 2, 2026 at 9:22 AM
“I don’t like museums or libraries” WHO SAYS THAT?? HES LIKE A CARTOON LEVEL OF EVIL “I shall take over the world and get rid of books”
Music is so serious for me like I’m not sending or playing songs that mean something to me for ppl
“What’s your fav songs?” No. “Can you send your play li-“ No. This shit is my heart and soul and nobody is allowed in. Nobody.
“What’s your fav songs?” No. “Can you send your play li-“ No. This shit is my heart and soul and nobody is allowed in. Nobody.
April 2, 2026 at 9:20 AM
Music is so serious for me like I’m not sending or playing songs that mean something to me for ppl
“What’s your fav songs?” No. “Can you send your play li-“ No. This shit is my heart and soul and nobody is allowed in. Nobody.
“What’s your fav songs?” No. “Can you send your play li-“ No. This shit is my heart and soul and nobody is allowed in. Nobody.
Teased my gf and then she said there was something in her cup in a worried tone and held it up and when I looked into it to see she smacked me upside the head
Do NOT save me im exactly where I wanna be
Do NOT save me im exactly where I wanna be
April 2, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Teased my gf and then she said there was something in her cup in a worried tone and held it up and when I looked into it to see she smacked me upside the head
Do NOT save me im exactly where I wanna be
Do NOT save me im exactly where I wanna be
The Cheshire moon been fucking me up all day, didn’t know I was the only one who saw it and felt weird
March 26, 2026 at 5:30 PM
The Cheshire moon been fucking me up all day, didn’t know I was the only one who saw it and felt weird
Pinching her butt if she ain’t wearing green
March 17, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Pinching her butt if she ain’t wearing green
Chat are we in the honeymoon phase or is this just what love feels like
March 17, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Chat are we in the honeymoon phase or is this just what love feels like
Eating food in my dream and there was a long ass disgusting hair in it and I gagged so bad I woke up
March 17, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Eating food in my dream and there was a long ass disgusting hair in it and I gagged so bad I woke up
Her birthday comin up and I’m broke what if I kms
March 17, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Her birthday comin up and I’m broke what if I kms
She dappin up other dudes chat :(
February 24, 2026 at 7:10 AM
She dappin up other dudes chat :(
Kissing her bush telepathically I hope she felt it
February 22, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Kissing her bush telepathically I hope she felt it
Poly relationship but it’s me, my gf and all her personalities
February 10, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Poly relationship but it’s me, my gf and all her personalities