Spoopily Jay
@secretjay.bsky.social
Husband | Father | Dad joke enthusiast
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Ohio's cool. Ask me about it.
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Ohio's cool. Ask me about it.
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Spoopily Jay
@secretjay.bsky.social
· Feb 12
Lately, I’ve been consistently finding myself in a bad place.
No, not mentally.
It’s just that I live in Ohio.
No, not mentally.
It’s just that I live in Ohio.
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If you’ve never taken a day off from work to finish a game quest, you’re adulting better than I am.
October 5, 2026 at 7:18 PM
If you’ve never taken a day off from work to finish a game quest, you’re adulting better than I am.
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I've taught myself how to be funny and I think we can all agree that the results are astounding
October 5, 2026 at 7:11 PM
I've taught myself how to be funny and I think we can all agree that the results are astounding
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Candy corn overnight oats. You're welcome.
October 5, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Candy corn overnight oats. You're welcome.
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sure sex is great and all but have you ever just slept all day?
October 5, 2026 at 6:45 PM
sure sex is great and all but have you ever just slept all day?
Monday's is like lukewarm, watered down coffee. You want to go on without it but you somehow still live with it like a masochist.
October 5, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Monday's is like lukewarm, watered down coffee. You want to go on without it but you somehow still live with it like a masochist.
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all of these cave paintings are about me that’s weird
September 28, 2026 at 4:23 PM
all of these cave paintings are about me that’s weird
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A salad bar, but it’s all just Costco sheet cakes.
September 18, 2026 at 2:33 AM
A salad bar, but it’s all just Costco sheet cakes.
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Took a short road trip yesterday and now my skeleton wants to remind everyone I was born in the 1900s
September 15, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Took a short road trip yesterday and now my skeleton wants to remind everyone I was born in the 1900s
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Time to take my daily vitamins
(Just a bunch of cheese cubes)
(Just a bunch of cheese cubes)
September 16, 2026 at 11:40 AM
Time to take my daily vitamins
(Just a bunch of cheese cubes)
(Just a bunch of cheese cubes)
Every time you lean your hand against a tree, a palm tree is born.
September 14, 2026 at 12:33 PM
Every time you lean your hand against a tree, a palm tree is born.
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how dare you honk at me didn’t you see my breakfast burrito on board sign
September 9, 2026 at 1:17 PM
how dare you honk at me didn’t you see my breakfast burrito on board sign
Sorry can’t, I’m busy rewinding VHS tapes tonight.
September 9, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Sorry can’t, I’m busy rewinding VHS tapes tonight.
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You say, “crazy person,” like it’s a bad thing.
September 4, 2026 at 10:55 AM
You say, “crazy person,” like it’s a bad thing.
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Hot take: there’s no wrong way to load a dishwasher
September 1, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Hot take: there’s no wrong way to load a dishwasher
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making sure i get enough veggies by eating a loaf of zucchini bread for dinner
September 1, 2026 at 10:21 PM
making sure i get enough veggies by eating a loaf of zucchini bread for dinner
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blanket cocoon season
September 1, 2026 at 12:27 PM
blanket cocoon season
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maintains eye contact as i slowly stir my metamucil
September 1, 2026 at 11:09 AM
maintains eye contact as i slowly stir my metamucil
Why is productivity always so low at the bicycle factory?
Because they are all two tired.
Because they are all two tired.
September 1, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Why is productivity always so low at the bicycle factory?
Because they are all two tired.
Because they are all two tired.
Swallowing your pride has a different meaning when you're a Lion.
September 1, 2026 at 12:01 PM
Swallowing your pride has a different meaning when you're a Lion.
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thinking of starting a newsletter that just details the various sandwiches i’m dreaming about eating
September 1, 2026 at 11:52 AM
thinking of starting a newsletter that just details the various sandwiches i’m dreaming about eating
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What music do you guys manscape too? I find Vivaldi too vigorous for my liking
August 30, 2026 at 10:29 PM
What music do you guys manscape too? I find Vivaldi too vigorous for my liking
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pickles are yummy until you’re in one
August 23, 2026 at 6:52 PM
pickles are yummy until you’re in one
*after the 30th inch of rain in the last 72 hours*
We really don’t need this anymore.
- Midwest dad
We really don’t need this anymore.
- Midwest dad
August 16, 2026 at 11:41 PM
*after the 30th inch of rain in the last 72 hours*
We really don’t need this anymore.
- Midwest dad
We really don’t need this anymore.
- Midwest dad
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One of my new hobbies is sitting in a chair being thankful that I don't have small children anymore.
August 10, 2026 at 12:24 PM
One of my new hobbies is sitting in a chair being thankful that I don't have small children anymore.
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Sometimes, you just have to grab your morals and values and go home.
August 9, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Sometimes, you just have to grab your morals and values and go home.