SkeetWalker Text Ranger
banner
sehmohsix.bsky.social
SkeetWalker Text Ranger
@sehmohsix.bsky.social
I typed in “Arigato” the keyboard corrected it to “A rigatoni “😂
July 12, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Reposted by SkeetWalker Text Ranger
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hmmm. (Yea) Tummiscratch beat. #Dreamcon2026
July 10, 2026 at 6:30 PM
I know it’s not my job but I hate but being able to keep friends my together ngl
July 10, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Reposted by SkeetWalker Text Ranger
I can confirm that in at least one timeline there is a McDonald's in the geofront.
July 9, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Reposted by SkeetWalker Text Ranger
Oh yeah there was
July 9, 2026 at 6:04 AM
Reposted by SkeetWalker Text Ranger
Another day that ends in y.
July 9, 2026 at 6:49 AM
Reposted by SkeetWalker Text Ranger
Imagine having someone who wants to take the day off with you and go to the museum 🥹
i need folks to remember that, as adults, they can just...plan & do things

bring back your whimsy. just go do the thing.

fly a kite.
play kickball.
go to a museum.
take a sick day to frolic.
Getting to go on a fun educational trip should be a regular thing at companies for mental health reasons
July 7, 2026 at 6:37 AM
Reposted by SkeetWalker Text Ranger
It’s a shame that ppl assume a big ass means it’s a BBL. Lots of black women are naturally blessed, thank you.
July 7, 2026 at 7:53 AM
Reposted by SkeetWalker Text Ranger
July 5, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Reposted by SkeetWalker Text Ranger
Gives me chills every time. Our universe is beautiful
July 5, 2026 at 12:18 PM
Reposted by SkeetWalker Text Ranger
I know Andy and Anderson were hoping for a kiki and some okkkuuur and Cardi came with the real.
July 5, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Reposted by SkeetWalker Text Ranger
Instead of asking for people to not use their AC in the heatwave, how about turning off the data centers instead?
July 3, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Reposted by SkeetWalker Text Ranger
America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital
July 3, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Reposted by SkeetWalker Text Ranger
Just a reminder. I'm always surprised how many people aren't aware of this.

#Libraries
July 3, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Reposted by SkeetWalker Text Ranger
That explosive diarrhea parasite comes from food contaminated with human feces...so they're essentially* watering our crops with some sort of sewer water that they've probably "purified" or they're planting near bad runoff
July 3, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Reposted by SkeetWalker Text Ranger
Gooool for TELEMUNDO who not only refuse to run ads during the mandatory hydration breaks, but also straight up just announced that hydration breaks are necessary because of dangerous heat caused by fossil fuel-driven climate change. Bravo Telemundo.

#worldcup #futbol
July 4, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Reposted by SkeetWalker Text Ranger
unfuckingreal
July 4, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Reposted by SkeetWalker Text Ranger
Of course he's going to do it again tonight 😂
July 4, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Reposted by SkeetWalker Text Ranger
The man in the front is holding a sign that reads:

"THE FIRST BLOOD FOR AMERICAN INDEPENDENCE Was Shed By A Negro, CRISPUS ATTUCKS."

this particular parade was the largest march held by Black Americans at the time. But what was the occasion?

It wasn't Independence Day 🧵
July 4, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Reposted by SkeetWalker Text Ranger
3. On July 3, 1917, newspapers everywhere blazed headlines of atrocities in America's heartland.

"100 NEGROES SHOT, BURNED, CLUBBED TO DEATH IN E. ST. LOUIS RACE WAR!"

In the midst of WWI, the country had begun to explode in extreme racial violence around the nation
July 4, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Reposted by SkeetWalker Text Ranger
If you’re reading this, you’ve made it thru today. Congrats. See you tomorrow
July 4, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Reposted by SkeetWalker Text Ranger
July 3, 2026 at 5:29 AM
Reposted by SkeetWalker Text Ranger
Black grandmas invented the weighted blanket with those heavy quilts they made and made you sleep under when you was sick
July 3, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Reposted by SkeetWalker Text Ranger
Neon Genesis Evangelion
Opening Credits
July 3, 2026 at 4:00 AM