Selzero
@selzero.bsky.social
Potty mouthed tourist android from the dystopian cyberpunk future
🎼Why are you lyin' 🎶 Why you always lyyyiimn'🎵
September 14, 2026 at 7:46 PM
🎼Why are you lyin' 🎶 Why you always lyyyiimn'🎵
Israel's National Security Minister Ben-Gvir posts horrific AI videos alluding to concentration camps.
www.abc.net.au/news/2026-09...
www.abc.net.au/news/2026-09...
Sanctioned Israeli minister deletes AI video mocking Palestinian prisoners
Israel's far-right national security minister deletes two videos that were criticised for promoting the poor treatment of Palestinian prisoners.
www.abc.net.au
September 13, 2026 at 8:15 AM
Israel's National Security Minister Ben-Gvir posts horrific AI videos alluding to concentration camps.
www.abc.net.au/news/2026-09...
www.abc.net.au/news/2026-09...
Hands up if you have scored as many Premiership goals as the entire Spurs squad this season. 🙋
September 12, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Hands up if you have scored as many Premiership goals as the entire Spurs squad this season. 🙋
"Czarface vs Frankie Pulitzer is the best hip-hop album in years."
"You know Frankie Pulitzer is Tom Hardy right?"
"Oh"
"So does that mean Tom Hardy is one of your favorite rappers now" 🤔
"You know Frankie Pulitzer is Tom Hardy right?"
"Oh"
"So does that mean Tom Hardy is one of your favorite rappers now" 🤔
September 8, 2026 at 7:12 PM
"Czarface vs Frankie Pulitzer is the best hip-hop album in years."
"You know Frankie Pulitzer is Tom Hardy right?"
"Oh"
"So does that mean Tom Hardy is one of your favorite rappers now" 🤔
"You know Frankie Pulitzer is Tom Hardy right?"
"Oh"
"So does that mean Tom Hardy is one of your favorite rappers now" 🤔
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December 29, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Mr T Snickers advert 2008.
September 3, 2026 at 8:19 AM
Mr T Snickers advert 2008.
James Baldwin in 1968, explaining that since we used the US as a dumping place for our convicts, we now deserve the presidents.
August 30, 2026 at 11:59 AM
James Baldwin in 1968, explaining that since we used the US as a dumping place for our convicts, we now deserve the presidents.
Just get a laser pointer from the other aisle.
August 29, 2026 at 7:45 AM
Just get a laser pointer from the other aisle.
Tea and cantucci break
August 20, 2026 at 11:28 AM
Tea and cantucci break
I'll be in Cologne for Gamescom next week, interested in networking with fellow developers and publishers for our current and future projects. DM me if you want to grab a coffee.
#Gamescom #indiegames #gamedev
#Gamescom #indiegames #gamedev
August 20, 2026 at 10:42 AM
I'll be in Cologne for Gamescom next week, interested in networking with fellow developers and publishers for our current and future projects. DM me if you want to grab a coffee.
#Gamescom #indiegames #gamedev
#Gamescom #indiegames #gamedev
We were supposed to save the cheerleader to save the world. 😞
August 17, 2026 at 5:59 AM
We were supposed to save the cheerleader to save the world. 😞
Meanwhile here in Cambridgeshire
August 15, 2026 at 11:41 AM
Meanwhile here in Cambridgeshire
Jason Arday did not get to see the sun rise today.
His was a face we saw and recognized, a name we heard repeated. Hits the pain home.
The hatred that claimed him, is taking sun rises away from people in Gaza, Lebanon, and Iran everyday.
Faces we will never recognize. Names we will never hear.
His was a face we saw and recognized, a name we heard repeated. Hits the pain home.
The hatred that claimed him, is taking sun rises away from people in Gaza, Lebanon, and Iran everyday.
Faces we will never recognize. Names we will never hear.
August 15, 2026 at 8:53 AM
Jason Arday did not get to see the sun rise today.
His was a face we saw and recognized, a name we heard repeated. Hits the pain home.
The hatred that claimed him, is taking sun rises away from people in Gaza, Lebanon, and Iran everyday.
Faces we will never recognize. Names we will never hear.
His was a face we saw and recognized, a name we heard repeated. Hits the pain home.
The hatred that claimed him, is taking sun rises away from people in Gaza, Lebanon, and Iran everyday.
Faces we will never recognize. Names we will never hear.
Jason Arday
1985 - 2026
And still it continues.
1985 - 2026
And still it continues.
August 15, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Jason Arday
1985 - 2026
And still it continues.
1985 - 2026
And still it continues.
If we had moved to renewable energy when we should have, Iran wouldn't have won this war.
Anyway...
Anyway...
August 14, 2026 at 10:56 PM
If we had moved to renewable energy when we should have, Iran wouldn't have won this war.
Anyway...
Anyway...
When you post online that perhaps pedophiles should be prosecuted, and genocide should be somewhat discouraged.
August 13, 2026 at 3:25 PM
When you post online that perhaps pedophiles should be prosecuted, and genocide should be somewhat discouraged.
Count Binfave demonstrates why his appeal is universal.
August 11, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Count Binfave demonstrates why his appeal is universal.
Hey Spotify, I understand that you no longer allow exclusion of songs from albums in order to protect the integrity of the album.
However, Sting's "Don't stand so close to me" is out here empathizing with pedophiles as if it was a Trump voter or a Polanski movie.
Some exceptions please? 🫣
However, Sting's "Don't stand so close to me" is out here empathizing with pedophiles as if it was a Trump voter or a Polanski movie.
Some exceptions please? 🫣
August 11, 2026 at 7:30 AM
Hey Spotify, I understand that you no longer allow exclusion of songs from albums in order to protect the integrity of the album.
However, Sting's "Don't stand so close to me" is out here empathizing with pedophiles as if it was a Trump voter or a Polanski movie.
Some exceptions please? 🫣
However, Sting's "Don't stand so close to me" is out here empathizing with pedophiles as if it was a Trump voter or a Polanski movie.
Some exceptions please? 🫣
I'm going to remake the original Terminator movie such that the T-800 comes back as a politician working hard to make sure Sarah Conner has support and recourse to planned parenthood.
August 10, 2026 at 10:30 PM
I'm going to remake the original Terminator movie such that the T-800 comes back as a politician working hard to make sure Sarah Conner has support and recourse to planned parenthood.
In 2026 I have finally become a SaaS developer.
Swearing as a Service.
Swearing as a Service.
August 5, 2026 at 10:45 AM
In 2026 I have finally become a SaaS developer.
Swearing as a Service.
Swearing as a Service.
Maybe the conspiracy theorists were right. Those of us that took the vaccine have aged 5 years, and hundreds of thousands of people that didn't take the vaccine didn't age 🤔
August 4, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Maybe the conspiracy theorists were right. Those of us that took the vaccine have aged 5 years, and hundreds of thousands of people that didn't take the vaccine didn't age 🤔
July 30, 2026 at 9:24 AM
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Every day I thank God that I'm an atheist.
July 29, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Every day I thank God that I'm an atheist.
Reposted by Selzero
So the USA cannot celebrate its 250th birthday because the country is effectively in mourning from the narcissist it elected that is ruining everything.
Imagine if the "leftists" had prevented the 250th birthday celebration.
Imagine the uproar.
Imagine if the "leftists" had prevented the 250th birthday celebration.
Imagine the uproar.
July 29, 2026 at 2:25 PM
So the USA cannot celebrate its 250th birthday because the country is effectively in mourning from the narcissist it elected that is ruining everything.
Imagine if the "leftists" had prevented the 250th birthday celebration.
Imagine the uproar.
Imagine if the "leftists" had prevented the 250th birthday celebration.
Imagine the uproar.
"It's not a genocide though bruh"
July 29, 2026 at 8:21 PM
"It's not a genocide though bruh"