Sentient Cornbread
@sentientcornbread.bsky.social
A horny piece of cornbread
Spiritbox megafan
36 going on ancient
Hiding from important people over here
MDNI 🔞
She/They/Y'all
I don't play about trans folks; I'm not that kind of dipshit. 🏳️⚧️
Spiritbox megafan
36 going on ancient
Hiding from important people over here
MDNI 🔞
She/They/Y'all
I don't play about trans folks; I'm not that kind of dipshit. 🏳️⚧️
Pinned
Pssst. It's Kate.
Please don't block me if you wanna see me say horny things.
Please don't block me if you wanna see me say horny things.
Hornier than a stegosaurus
September 16, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Hornier than a stegosaurus
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unclench your shitter and relax that piss hole when you kiss me babyy
September 16, 2026 at 5:19 PM
unclench your shitter and relax that piss hole when you kiss me babyy
I hate that I'm so porno brained that I can't use my shampoo without feeling like I'm squirting jizz into my hand.
I don't like jizz in my hair. It's curly. That's so much work after 10 seconds of watching someone's O face and getting ropes blasted onto my head.
I don't like jizz in my hair. It's curly. That's so much work after 10 seconds of watching someone's O face and getting ropes blasted onto my head.
September 16, 2026 at 11:20 AM
I hate that I'm so porno brained that I can't use my shampoo without feeling like I'm squirting jizz into my hand.
I don't like jizz in my hair. It's curly. That's so much work after 10 seconds of watching someone's O face and getting ropes blasted onto my head.
I don't like jizz in my hair. It's curly. That's so much work after 10 seconds of watching someone's O face and getting ropes blasted onto my head.
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I'm super horny for lunch
September 15, 2026 at 3:35 PM
I'm super horny for lunch
Gas is $4.20 right now
Higher than giraffe pussy
Higher than giraffe pussy
September 15, 2026 at 12:47 PM
Gas is $4.20 right now
Higher than giraffe pussy
Higher than giraffe pussy
Why the fuck did I say this? They're not even in the same conference. My brain stopped working I guess.
Chiefs play Eagles tomorrow. Why I'm still emotionally invested in the Chiefs, I have no idea. It started with hate watching and it's still fucking going... I think I just like laughing at Patty and Mr. Taylor Swift but I still get mad when they don't win.
September 15, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Why the fuck did I say this? They're not even in the same conference. My brain stopped working I guess.
What do you fucking mean Mitch McConnell is alive?
September 14, 2026 at 11:50 PM
What do you fucking mean Mitch McConnell is alive?
Listening to white people order at Asian restaurants is gonna be my 13th reason
September 14, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Listening to white people order at Asian restaurants is gonna be my 13th reason
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Stick a finger in me I'm done
September 14, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Stick a finger in me I'm done
Ms. Rachel is that bitch
Ms. Rachel:
"Ed Sheeran had an opportunity…Instead he caved to people who refuse to accept what the world knows."
"If more than 20,000 white children were killed…everyone would be shouting…Treating some children's lives as less worthy of outrage is racist. Silence during a genocide is not neutral."
"Ed Sheeran had an opportunity…Instead he caved to people who refuse to accept what the world knows."
"If more than 20,000 white children were killed…everyone would be shouting…Treating some children's lives as less worthy of outrage is racist. Silence during a genocide is not neutral."
September 14, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Ms. Rachel is that bitch
Make a band deadly: My Chemical Romance with Arsenic
Make a band deadly:
bombr
bombr
Make a band deadly:
Fleetwood Mac-10
Fleetwood Mac-10
September 14, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Make a band deadly: My Chemical Romance with Arsenic
Istg y'all better give me some fat bears, human or otherwise. I wanna see some round, furry motherfuckers in my feed being all cute and shit.
I would like everyone to know that Fat Bear Week is drawing near.
I wish it was Fat Bear Week.
September 14, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Istg y'all better give me some fat bears, human or otherwise. I wanna see some round, furry motherfuckers in my feed being all cute and shit.
I really really hope the instructor I hate won't be on the stage for commencement because don't want to shake her hand. She might catch something incurable. Like my fist.
September 14, 2026 at 2:36 PM
I really really hope the instructor I hate won't be on the stage for commencement because don't want to shake her hand. She might catch something incurable. Like my fist.
I'm about to slaughter this instructor (she doesn't earn the title of professor in my book) on this course evaluation.
For the SECOND time.
For the SECOND time.
September 14, 2026 at 12:44 PM
I'm about to slaughter this instructor (she doesn't earn the title of professor in my book) on this course evaluation.
For the SECOND time.
For the SECOND time.
Chiefs play Eagles tomorrow. Why I'm still emotionally invested in the Chiefs, I have no idea. It started with hate watching and it's still fucking going... I think I just like laughing at Patty and Mr. Taylor Swift but I still get mad when they don't win.
September 13, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Chiefs play Eagles tomorrow. Why I'm still emotionally invested in the Chiefs, I have no idea. It started with hate watching and it's still fucking going... I think I just like laughing at Patty and Mr. Taylor Swift but I still get mad when they don't win.
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Get in loser, we're doing butt stuff.
September 13, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Get in loser, we're doing butt stuff.
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I'm like if an onion were horny
September 13, 2026 at 9:13 PM
I'm like if an onion were horny
Absolutely slathered in cheese
I like my men like I like my eggs
September 13, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Absolutely slathered in cheese
I got a tattoo and I don't wanna share it on main since I had to raise funds for surgery. (Don't want people who don't know me very well to think it was a scam.) But my artist had a flash sale for $50 and I got the side of my knee done. Going back for more shading next week.
September 13, 2026 at 3:14 PM
I got a tattoo and I don't wanna share it on main since I had to raise funds for surgery. (Don't want people who don't know me very well to think it was a scam.) But my artist had a flash sale for $50 and I got the side of my knee done. Going back for more shading next week.
It me
September 13, 2026 at 1:57 PM
It me
Also I made this alt because literal published authors in social medicine are following me on main and I can't just be like, "God, I need to scream about how badly I want to cosplay a doughnut right now" anymore 😂
September 13, 2026 at 1:09 PM
Also I made this alt because literal published authors in social medicine are following me on main and I can't just be like, "God, I need to scream about how badly I want to cosplay a doughnut right now" anymore 😂
I wanna jerk off, but I'm in lazy mode
September 13, 2026 at 1:04 PM
I wanna jerk off, but I'm in lazy mode
Ah fuck
The munchies
The munchies
September 13, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Ah fuck
The munchies
The munchies
Pssst. It's Kate.
Please don't block me if you wanna see me say horny things.
Please don't block me if you wanna see me say horny things.
September 13, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Pssst. It's Kate.
Please don't block me if you wanna see me say horny things.
Please don't block me if you wanna see me say horny things.