— sen . ♡
@seraphicshot.bsky.social
prosecutor, resident of hell’s kitchen, cat enjoyer. | PARODY !
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— sen . ♡
@seraphicshot.bsky.social
· May 30
𝐨𝐡 god, can you make my heart stop ?
hit me with your 𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐭, baby
i mean it so 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 —
hit me with your 𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐭, baby
i mean it so 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 —
if i fall in 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 ,
wicked love would leave me blind
yeah , i 𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐰 it —
i’ve been 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐢𝐭 .
wicked love would leave me blind
yeah , i 𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐰 it —
i’ve been 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐢𝐭 .
[ grumbling softly — but curling closer . the cooler temperatures haven’t been kind . . . ]
. . . been busy . work stuff . you know how it is .
. . . been busy . work stuff . you know how it is .
[ He growls..but starts emitting a large amount of warmth to where he subtly glows ]
You've been missing..
You've been missing..
[ curled up in a blanket — somehow , still shivering . ]
September 24, 2026 at 6:05 PM
[ grumbling softly — but curling closer . the cooler temperatures haven’t been kind . . . ]
. . . been busy . work stuff . you know how it is .
. . . been busy . work stuff . you know how it is .
[ curled up in a blanket — somehow , still shivering . ]
September 24, 2026 at 5:38 PM
[ curled up in a blanket — somehow , still shivering . ]
" some idiot who calls himself ' daredevil ' . always in my way . always giving me ( * problems ) . "
hissing as she disinfects a small cut on her temple .
hissing as she disinfects a small cut on her temple .
“ i sense quite the extreme amount of anger . who is this ... red " bastard " .ᐣ ”
always the questioner, he is .
always the questioner, he is .
growling viciously at him , only to be cut off by a sputtering cough — SERAPH removes her mask only momentarily to spit blood somewhere off to the side .
" what’s it look like , huh ? "
finally moving to sit with her back against a building , fishing a too - small first aid kit from one of her——++
" what’s it look like , huh ? "
finally moving to sit with her back against a building , fishing a too - small first aid kit from one of her——++
September 24, 2026 at 6:20 AM
" some idiot who calls himself ' daredevil ' . always in my way . always giving me ( * problems ) . "
hissing as she disinfects a small cut on her temple .
hissing as she disinfects a small cut on her temple .
growling viciously at him , only to be cut off by a sputtering cough — SERAPH removes her mask only momentarily to spit blood somewhere off to the side .
" what’s it look like , huh ? "
finally moving to sit with her back against a building , fishing a too - small first aid kit from one of her——++
" what’s it look like , huh ? "
finally moving to sit with her back against a building , fishing a too - small first aid kit from one of her——++
“ oh .ᐣ ”
a curious eyebrow raise .
... what the hell is this guy doing here .
“ now, whatever happened to you .ᐣ ”
a curious eyebrow raise .
... what the hell is this guy doing here .
“ now, whatever happened to you .ᐣ ”
SERAPH stumbles from the mouth of an alley , her modulator sparking and hissing — blood dripping from wounds and lacerations on her body , even from beneath the broken mask .
she seems ( * pissed ) .
she seems ( * pissed ) .
September 23, 2026 at 5:01 PM
growling viciously at him , only to be cut off by a sputtering cough — SERAPH removes her mask only momentarily to spit blood somewhere off to the side .
" what’s it look like , huh ? "
finally moving to sit with her back against a building , fishing a too - small first aid kit from one of her——++
" what’s it look like , huh ? "
finally moving to sit with her back against a building , fishing a too - small first aid kit from one of her——++
SERAPH stumbles from the mouth of an alley , her modulator sparking and hissing — blood dripping from wounds and lacerations on her body , even from beneath the broken mask .
she seems ( * pissed ) .
she seems ( * pissed ) .
September 23, 2026 at 5:20 AM
SERAPH stumbles from the mouth of an alley , her modulator sparking and hissing — blood dripping from wounds and lacerations on her body , even from beneath the broken mask .
she seems ( * pissed ) .
she seems ( * pissed ) .
NOW SPELL ❝ MANKIND ❞
Ｄ－Ｉ－Ｓ－Ｅ－Ａ－Ｓ－Ｅ
( wrong! try again! )
Ｄ－Ｉ－Ｓ－Ｅ－Ａ－Ｓ－Ｅ
( wrong! try again! )
September 6, 2026 at 4:45 PM
comfortably in my gaslight & gatekeep era
September 6, 2026 at 3:25 PM
comfortably in my gaslight & gatekeep era
[ hum , hum ~ . . . ]
now you sound like a . . . “ friend “ of mine . he’s all work , no play , too . . .
must be such a sad existence . and a pity , most would be jumping at the chance to have a pretty girl flirt with them .
[ stretching out languidly , much like a content feline . ]
now you sound like a . . . “ friend “ of mine . he’s all work , no play , too . . .
must be such a sad existence . and a pity , most would be jumping at the chance to have a pretty girl flirt with them .
[ stretching out languidly , much like a content feline . ]
well, aren't you quite the flattering soul .
alas ── i must work . there is much to be done to bring about a world of perfect order .
alas ── i must work . there is much to be done to bring about a world of perfect order .
alas ?
[ raising a brow . ]
all work , no play stresses you . and we wouldn’t want to lose that pretty face to that stress , would we ?
[ raising a brow . ]
all work , no play stresses you . and we wouldn’t want to lose that pretty face to that stress , would we ?
September 6, 2026 at 3:24 PM
[ hum , hum ~ . . . ]
now you sound like a . . . “ friend “ of mine . he’s all work , no play , too . . .
must be such a sad existence . and a pity , most would be jumping at the chance to have a pretty girl flirt with them .
[ stretching out languidly , much like a content feline . ]
now you sound like a . . . “ friend “ of mine . he’s all work , no play , too . . .
must be such a sad existence . and a pity , most would be jumping at the chance to have a pretty girl flirt with them .
[ stretching out languidly , much like a content feline . ]
alas ?
[ raising a brow . ]
all work , no play stresses you . and we wouldn’t want to lose that pretty face to that stress , would we ?
[ raising a brow . ]
all work , no play stresses you . and we wouldn’t want to lose that pretty face to that stress , would we ?
how nice .
if only i had time to relax as such . alas ──
[ 😭 . ]
if only i had time to relax as such . alas ──
[ 😭 . ]
mmn , yes . . . i finally have some free time on my plate ~
[ a delighted little hum . ]
which is good . i deserve it .
[ a delighted little hum . ]
which is good . i deserve it .
September 5, 2026 at 10:22 PM
alas ?
[ raising a brow . ]
all work , no play stresses you . and we wouldn’t want to lose that pretty face to that stress , would we ?
[ raising a brow . ]
all work , no play stresses you . and we wouldn’t want to lose that pretty face to that stress , would we ?
mmn , yes . . . i finally have some free time on my plate ~
[ a delighted little hum . ]
which is good . i deserve it .
[ a delighted little hum . ]
which is good . i deserve it .
well, aren't you quite relaxed .
[ absolutely Lounging , filing her nails . ]
September 5, 2026 at 10:07 PM
mmn , yes . . . i finally have some free time on my plate ~
[ a delighted little hum . ]
which is good . i deserve it .
[ a delighted little hum . ]
which is good . i deserve it .
my hatred turned into love in such a sneaky way that i was shocked- maybe even scared. would he ever feel the same? surely not. oh but if he did...
September 5, 2026 at 9:44 PM
[ absolutely Lounging , filing her nails . ]
September 5, 2026 at 9:37 PM
[ absolutely Lounging , filing her nails . ]
i’m ?? not dead !
September 5, 2026 at 4:42 AM
i’m ?? not dead !
[ begrudgingly , she has clawed her way out of the prosecutor’s office . coffee mug in hand . b i g yawn . ]
August 15, 2026 at 5:14 PM
[ begrudgingly , she has clawed her way out of the prosecutor’s office . coffee mug in hand . b i g yawn . ]
July 30, 2026 at 4:09 PM
" i’m alright . just got a lil’ roughed up , that’s all . "
' little ' is putting it lightly . but she IS trying to distract him with a kiss on the cheek !
' little ' is putting it lightly . but she IS trying to distract him with a kiss on the cheek !
July 29, 2026 at 4:56 PM
" i’m alright . just got a lil’ roughed up , that’s all . "
' little ' is putting it lightly . but she IS trying to distract him with a kiss on the cheek !
' little ' is putting it lightly . but she IS trying to distract him with a kiss on the cheek !
Reposted by — sen . ♡
* 𝐖𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐝𝐨 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫.
* 𝐖𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐝𝐨 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫.
* 𝐖𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐝𝐨 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫.
July 26, 2026 at 4:03 PM
* 𝐖𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐝𝐨 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫.
* 𝐖𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐝𝐨 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫.
* 𝐖𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐝𝐨 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫.
wincing , just a little —
" ow — easy , killer , "
she’s a little beat up from her last contract going sideways .
" ow — easy , killer , "
she’s a little beat up from her last contract going sideways .
July 29, 2026 at 4:44 PM
wincing , just a little —
" ow — easy , killer , "
she’s a little beat up from her last contract going sideways .
" ow — easy , killer , "
she’s a little beat up from her last contract going sideways .
[ GROAN . ]
[ she’s alive . begrudgingly . ]
[ she’s alive . begrudgingly . ]
July 29, 2026 at 4:38 PM
[ GROAN . ]
[ she’s alive . begrudgingly . ]
[ she’s alive . begrudgingly . ]
[ she’s listening with great intent , nodding . . . ]
i see . . . i think i can kind of relate ? except —
[ hm . quietly pulling off her mask that keeps her known as ' seraph ' . the tale is better told with her own voice . ]
i killed my trainer to survive . see , when i was a kid , i got ——++
i see . . . i think i can kind of relate ? except —
[ hm . quietly pulling off her mask that keeps her known as ' seraph ' . the tale is better told with her own voice . ]
i killed my trainer to survive . see , when i was a kid , i got ——++
mmmmmhm . he became a rat because of me .
[ he's grinning underneath the mask . ]
sure . i'll tell you . years ago, back in japan, my mother sent me to train as part of the foot clan ── at the time, considered very honorable .
my sensei
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[ he's grinning underneath the mask . ]
sure . i'll tell you . years ago, back in japan, my mother sent me to train as part of the foot clan ── at the time, considered very honorable .
my sensei
( + )
[ happy kitty . purring softly . . . ]
really ? i would say i have no idea how someone becomes a rat , but . . . guess i don’t have room to talk , huh ?
[ laughing at her own joke . ]
. . . can i ask the backstory on that ? the whole not - liking - your - teacher thing .
really ? i would say i have no idea how someone becomes a rat , but . . . guess i don’t have room to talk , huh ?
[ laughing at her own joke . ]
. . . can i ask the backstory on that ? the whole not - liking - your - teacher thing .
July 28, 2026 at 7:38 AM
[ she’s listening with great intent , nodding . . . ]
i see . . . i think i can kind of relate ? except —
[ hm . quietly pulling off her mask that keeps her known as ' seraph ' . the tale is better told with her own voice . ]
i killed my trainer to survive . see , when i was a kid , i got ——++
i see . . . i think i can kind of relate ? except —
[ hm . quietly pulling off her mask that keeps her known as ' seraph ' . the tale is better told with her own voice . ]
i killed my trainer to survive . see , when i was a kid , i got ——++
[ happy kitty . purring softly . . . ]
really ? i would say i have no idea how someone becomes a rat , but . . . guess i don’t have room to talk , huh ?
[ laughing at her own joke . ]
. . . can i ask the backstory on that ? the whole not - liking - your - teacher thing .
really ? i would say i have no idea how someone becomes a rat , but . . . guess i don’t have room to talk , huh ?
[ laughing at her own joke . ]
. . . can i ask the backstory on that ? the whole not - liking - your - teacher thing .
sounds like something my old teacher would say . total idiot, by the way . he got what came to him, though ── becoming an ugly old ass rat .
[ he starts laughing ── despite being all caught up in his own cruel enjoyment, he does take her hand . ]
[ he starts laughing ── despite being all caught up in his own cruel enjoyment, he does take her hand . ]
[ go off king , she gets it . ]
good things come to those who wait , or something that some wise man said ages ago .
[ . . . but . . . still , she offers a hand . if he’d like to have something to hold onto . ]
i never was good for words of wisdom anyway .
good things come to those who wait , or something that some wise man said ages ago .
[ . . . but . . . still , she offers a hand . if he’d like to have something to hold onto . ]
i never was good for words of wisdom anyway .
July 28, 2026 at 7:14 AM
[ happy kitty . purring softly . . . ]
really ? i would say i have no idea how someone becomes a rat , but . . . guess i don’t have room to talk , huh ?
[ laughing at her own joke . ]
. . . can i ask the backstory on that ? the whole not - liking - your - teacher thing .
really ? i would say i have no idea how someone becomes a rat , but . . . guess i don’t have room to talk , huh ?
[ laughing at her own joke . ]
. . . can i ask the backstory on that ? the whole not - liking - your - teacher thing .
[ go off king , she gets it . ]
good things come to those who wait , or something that some wise man said ages ago .
[ . . . but . . . still , she offers a hand . if he’d like to have something to hold onto . ]
i never was good for words of wisdom anyway .
good things come to those who wait , or something that some wise man said ages ago .
[ . . . but . . . still , she offers a hand . if he’d like to have something to hold onto . ]
i never was good for words of wisdom anyway .
ugh, i'd BETTER . it's been SEVERAL YEARS and i still haven't gotten those two toed terrapin twits .ᐟ.ᐟ
[ ... that's quite the insult for them, but go on . 😭 ]
[ ... that's quite the insult for them, but go on . 😭 ]
mmm-hm , of course .
[ politely seating herself on the arm of his chair . ]
you’ll get them eventually , mhm . promise . ‘til then , i’ll keep you company .
[ politely seating herself on the arm of his chair . ]
you’ll get them eventually , mhm . promise . ‘til then , i’ll keep you company .
July 28, 2026 at 7:05 AM
[ go off king , she gets it . ]
good things come to those who wait , or something that some wise man said ages ago .
[ . . . but . . . still , she offers a hand . if he’d like to have something to hold onto . ]
i never was good for words of wisdom anyway .
good things come to those who wait , or something that some wise man said ages ago .
[ . . . but . . . still , she offers a hand . if he’d like to have something to hold onto . ]
i never was good for words of wisdom anyway .
mmm-hm , of course .
[ politely seating herself on the arm of his chair . ]
you’ll get them eventually , mhm . promise . ‘til then , i’ll keep you company .
[ politely seating herself on the arm of his chair . ]
you’ll get them eventually , mhm . promise . ‘til then , i’ll keep you company .
i know . it's awful . devastating .
[ cue an unnecessarily long sigh . ]
sit here with me . 😔
[ cue an unnecessarily long sigh . ]
sit here with me . 😔
you poor , poor thing . . .
[ slowly moving behind his chair , playfully putting her chin on his shoulder — meticulously avoiding armour . ]
i can only ( * imagine ) how rough it must be . anything i can do to help ?
[ slowly moving behind his chair , playfully putting her chin on his shoulder — meticulously avoiding armour . ]
i can only ( * imagine ) how rough it must be . anything i can do to help ?
July 28, 2026 at 6:58 AM
mmm-hm , of course .
[ politely seating herself on the arm of his chair . ]
you’ll get them eventually , mhm . promise . ‘til then , i’ll keep you company .
[ politely seating herself on the arm of his chair . ]
you’ll get them eventually , mhm . promise . ‘til then , i’ll keep you company .
you poor , poor thing . . .
[ slowly moving behind his chair , playfully putting her chin on his shoulder — meticulously avoiding armour . ]
i can only ( * imagine ) how rough it must be . anything i can do to help ?
[ slowly moving behind his chair , playfully putting her chin on his shoulder — meticulously avoiding armour . ]
i can only ( * imagine ) how rough it must be . anything i can do to help ?
ugh, thank you .
[ he DRAMATICALLY takes a seat in the closest chair . ]
it's SO not fair . at all .ᐟ.ᐟ why do THEY get to win all the time ──
[ he DRAMATICALLY takes a seat in the closest chair . ]
it's SO not fair . at all .ᐟ.ᐟ why do THEY get to win all the time ──
[ Somehow managing to be lurking around . ]
welcome back to the land of the living , sir .
[ smiling like the cat who got the cream . she enjoys teasing . ]
welcome back to the land of the living , sir .
[ smiling like the cat who got the cream . she enjoys teasing . ]
July 28, 2026 at 6:53 AM
you poor , poor thing . . .
[ slowly moving behind his chair , playfully putting her chin on his shoulder — meticulously avoiding armour . ]
i can only ( * imagine ) how rough it must be . anything i can do to help ?
[ slowly moving behind his chair , playfully putting her chin on his shoulder — meticulously avoiding armour . ]
i can only ( * imagine ) how rough it must be . anything i can do to help ?