Sassy Purple Bounce House
@seritaph.bsky.social
Neon Purple Plastic Kangaroo
(Occasional dumb suit idea or purchased commission account. Also on Twit @TheSeritaph and Seritaph on FA)
Cannot draw; art on here is either purchased or a gift.
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Really old.
One of the original online inflation oddballs.
(Occasional dumb suit idea or purchased commission account. Also on Twit @TheSeritaph and Seritaph on FA)
Cannot draw; art on here is either purchased or a gift.
🔞
Really old.
One of the original online inflation oddballs.
The Latex is your friend, citizen.
Trust the Latex.
Trust the Latex.
September 12, 2026 at 7:41 PM
The Latex is your friend, citizen.
Trust the Latex.
Trust the Latex.
I have achieved 130% Uselessness!
Previously thought unattainable, this is the stepping stone to Universal Uselessness!
No, it's not by volume. Keep up with the math!
Previously thought unattainable, this is the stepping stone to Universal Uselessness!
No, it's not by volume. Keep up with the math!
September 3, 2026 at 3:15 PM
I have achieved 130% Uselessness!
Previously thought unattainable, this is the stepping stone to Universal Uselessness!
No, it's not by volume. Keep up with the math!
Previously thought unattainable, this is the stepping stone to Universal Uselessness!
No, it's not by volume. Keep up with the math!
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If you want to commission me you have to defeat my 7 evil regulars
November 15, 2025 at 12:45 PM
If you want to commission me you have to defeat my 7 evil regulars
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I'll never understand the casual cruelty of "post x or you'll have a bad x"; sure it's not real, but that's not the point; why play on someone's anxiety like that, especially when things are awful for everyone already, y'know, the exact climate that makes ppl believe anything? Have dog
September 1, 2026 at 4:50 AM
I'll never understand the casual cruelty of "post x or you'll have a bad x"; sure it's not real, but that's not the point; why play on someone's anxiety like that, especially when things are awful for everyone already, y'know, the exact climate that makes ppl believe anything? Have dog
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Hearing that channel 4 are making a documentary about the adult side of furry gives me the fear
I can't see it leaving a positive impact.
If the prod company comes asking to use footage/ wants to speak with you use EXTREME caution.
I can't see it leaving a positive impact.
If the prod company comes asking to use footage/ wants to speak with you use EXTREME caution.
August 29, 2026 at 8:57 AM
Hearing that channel 4 are making a documentary about the adult side of furry gives me the fear
I can't see it leaving a positive impact.
If the prod company comes asking to use footage/ wants to speak with you use EXTREME caution.
I can't see it leaving a positive impact.
If the prod company comes asking to use footage/ wants to speak with you use EXTREME caution.
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Hey, critters.
The media's interested in furries again.
As someone who's been in the fandom for well over two decades and has worked as a journalist, here's a quick guide to Dealing With The Press:
If a journalist approaches you,
SHUT THE FUCK UP
SHUT THE FUCK UP
SHUT THE FUCK UP
SHUT THE FUC
The media's interested in furries again.
As someone who's been in the fandom for well over two decades and has worked as a journalist, here's a quick guide to Dealing With The Press:
If a journalist approaches you,
SHUT THE FUCK UP
SHUT THE FUCK UP
SHUT THE FUCK UP
SHUT THE FUC
August 29, 2026 at 12:40 PM
Hey, critters.
The media's interested in furries again.
As someone who's been in the fandom for well over two decades and has worked as a journalist, here's a quick guide to Dealing With The Press:
If a journalist approaches you,
SHUT THE FUCK UP
SHUT THE FUCK UP
SHUT THE FUCK UP
SHUT THE FUC
The media's interested in furries again.
As someone who's been in the fandom for well over two decades and has worked as a journalist, here's a quick guide to Dealing With The Press:
If a journalist approaches you,
SHUT THE FUCK UP
SHUT THE FUCK UP
SHUT THE FUCK UP
SHUT THE FUC
Revenge is a dish best served well pressurized!
August 27, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Revenge is a dish best served well pressurized!
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I did the math! Remember: v=(4/3)*pi*r^3 and d=2r, where v is volume, r is radius, and d is diameter.
Yeah, stealing half their air won't free up enough space on the couch for the both of you.
Yeah, stealing half their air won't free up enough space on the couch for the both of you.
August 23, 2026 at 12:51 AM
I did the math! Remember: v=(4/3)*pi*r^3 and d=2r, where v is volume, r is radius, and d is diameter.
Yeah, stealing half their air won't free up enough space on the couch for the both of you.
Yeah, stealing half their air won't free up enough space on the couch for the both of you.
*Sigh*
You inflatable fuck.
Must you hog my entire couch?
Fiiine.
*Sits on your overinflated lap*
You inflatable fuck.
Must you hog my entire couch?
Fiiine.
*Sits on your overinflated lap*
August 22, 2026 at 9:08 PM
*Sigh*
You inflatable fuck.
Must you hog my entire couch?
Fiiine.
*Sits on your overinflated lap*
You inflatable fuck.
Must you hog my entire couch?
Fiiine.
*Sits on your overinflated lap*
My view for the morning.
August 22, 2026 at 2:39 PM
My view for the morning.
Nothing quite like exploring an inflation concept that I've always liked but never did anything with over the years and then getting ridiculed by people I thought I was friends with.
"Aw, babby's first fetish."
"Really? Now? Heh, you're so repressed."
Ok then!
*Goes back in room, closes door*
"Aw, babby's first fetish."
"Really? Now? Heh, you're so repressed."
Ok then!
*Goes back in room, closes door*
August 21, 2026 at 12:26 PM
Nothing quite like exploring an inflation concept that I've always liked but never did anything with over the years and then getting ridiculed by people I thought I was friends with.
"Aw, babby's first fetish."
"Really? Now? Heh, you're so repressed."
Ok then!
*Goes back in room, closes door*
"Aw, babby's first fetish."
"Really? Now? Heh, you're so repressed."
Ok then!
*Goes back in room, closes door*
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Puff me up
No shortage of magic gadgets. I can’t tell if the pump is magic or if she is just using it but
By this point Grace has lost control of herself. She can still wiggle just a little tho ♪
btw KD is totally going to use her like a bean bag ♥
No shortage of magic gadgets. I can’t tell if the pump is magic or if she is just using it but
By this point Grace has lost control of herself. She can still wiggle just a little tho ♪
btw KD is totally going to use her like a bean bag ♥
April 18, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Puff me up
No shortage of magic gadgets. I can’t tell if the pump is magic or if she is just using it but
By this point Grace has lost control of herself. She can still wiggle just a little tho ♪
btw KD is totally going to use her like a bean bag ♥
No shortage of magic gadgets. I can’t tell if the pump is magic or if she is just using it but
By this point Grace has lost control of herself. She can still wiggle just a little tho ♪
btw KD is totally going to use her like a bean bag ♥
Intoxiflation?
It's actually fairly safe, if somewhat embarrassing. After all, if you overimbibe you now have built in airbags. And if you really get excessive you can sleep it off up against the ceiling!
It's actually fairly safe, if somewhat embarrassing. After all, if you overimbibe you now have built in airbags. And if you really get excessive you can sleep it off up against the ceiling!
August 19, 2026 at 12:32 PM
Intoxiflation?
It's actually fairly safe, if somewhat embarrassing. After all, if you overimbibe you now have built in airbags. And if you really get excessive you can sleep it off up against the ceiling!
It's actually fairly safe, if somewhat embarrassing. After all, if you overimbibe you now have built in airbags. And if you really get excessive you can sleep it off up against the ceiling!
Shelium day!
*Whisper*
Helium day?! Oh! That does make more sense.
*Whisper*
Helium day?! Oh! That does make more sense.
August 19, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Shelium day!
*Whisper*
Helium day?! Oh! That does make more sense.
*Whisper*
Helium day?! Oh! That does make more sense.
'Brat-looning' is too a legitimate sport!
It's kinda expensive tho', what with all the helium and having to go pick up the deflated brats from wherever they end up.
Sure. You could just overinflate 'em so they don't come back down, but then you're gonna run out of brats.
It's kinda expensive tho', what with all the helium and having to go pick up the deflated brats from wherever they end up.
Sure. You could just overinflate 'em so they don't come back down, but then you're gonna run out of brats.
August 18, 2026 at 5:38 PM
'Brat-looning' is too a legitimate sport!
It's kinda expensive tho', what with all the helium and having to go pick up the deflated brats from wherever they end up.
Sure. You could just overinflate 'em so they don't come back down, but then you're gonna run out of brats.
It's kinda expensive tho', what with all the helium and having to go pick up the deflated brats from wherever they end up.
Sure. You could just overinflate 'em so they don't come back down, but then you're gonna run out of brats.
Whatcha mean you didn't know pressing the button on your collar would inflate you?
It says 'BLIMP' right on it! Both it, and you, are clearly labeled.
You put it on! This isn't my fault you can't read your own label.
It says 'BLIMP' right on it! Both it, and you, are clearly labeled.
You put it on! This isn't my fault you can't read your own label.
August 14, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Whatcha mean you didn't know pressing the button on your collar would inflate you?
It says 'BLIMP' right on it! Both it, and you, are clearly labeled.
You put it on! This isn't my fault you can't read your own label.
It says 'BLIMP' right on it! Both it, and you, are clearly labeled.
You put it on! This isn't my fault you can't read your own label.
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Anyone who hangs with me only to find our I just love binging history documentaries
August 11, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Anyone who hangs with me only to find our I just love binging history documentaries
Have my interests in inflation changed over the years? (So many years) Refinement, definitely. But outright change? Not so much.
But I am constant as the northern star, Of who's true fix'd and filled quality There are few more rotund in the firmament.
But I am constant as the northern star, Of who's true fix'd and filled quality There are few more rotund in the firmament.
August 10, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Have my interests in inflation changed over the years? (So many years) Refinement, definitely. But outright change? Not so much.
But I am constant as the northern star, Of who's true fix'd and filled quality There are few more rotund in the firmament.
But I am constant as the northern star, Of who's true fix'd and filled quality There are few more rotund in the firmament.
Don't eat that.
You don't know where it's been!
You don't know where it's been!
August 8, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Don't eat that.
You don't know where it's been!
You don't know where it's been!
Seri's Bar!
*Music's thumping*
*Dancers are pneumatically bumpin'*
*Your oversized purple plastic 'roo bartender rolls on up*
Hey, what can I get for you?
30PSI? Ah, the top shelf stuff! We'll have you heading for the ceiling in no time.
*Music's thumping*
*Dancers are pneumatically bumpin'*
*Your oversized purple plastic 'roo bartender rolls on up*
Hey, what can I get for you?
30PSI? Ah, the top shelf stuff! We'll have you heading for the ceiling in no time.
August 8, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Seri's Bar!
*Music's thumping*
*Dancers are pneumatically bumpin'*
*Your oversized purple plastic 'roo bartender rolls on up*
Hey, what can I get for you?
30PSI? Ah, the top shelf stuff! We'll have you heading for the ceiling in no time.
*Music's thumping*
*Dancers are pneumatically bumpin'*
*Your oversized purple plastic 'roo bartender rolls on up*
Hey, what can I get for you?
30PSI? Ah, the top shelf stuff! We'll have you heading for the ceiling in no time.
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August 7, 2026 at 6:32 PM
hey check out my comic No Pizza On Luna, it's about a dystopia run by AIs who manifest as horribly unctuous and perpetually glazing clowns, there's a rabbit from the moon and a middle-aged witch and a recreational policeplay enthusiast and amsr mouse enjoyers, egypt.urnash.com/npol/
It's a combination shrink ray, inflation beam, and rubberizer spray.
That's right, the "Basketballizer!"
That's right, the "Basketballizer!"
August 7, 2026 at 3:30 PM
It's a combination shrink ray, inflation beam, and rubberizer spray.
That's right, the "Basketballizer!"
That's right, the "Basketballizer!"
Oh I'm not a moot.
*Checks*
Oshit, I am a moot!
*Checks*
Oshit, I am a moot!
August 6, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Oh I'm not a moot.
*Checks*
Oshit, I am a moot!
*Checks*
Oshit, I am a moot!
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Faces drawing practice
feat. friends' characters
feat. friends' characters
August 4, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Faces drawing practice
feat. friends' characters
feat. friends' characters