YOU ARE A REGULAR USER. YOU CAN ENTER A WEBSITE.

just stopping by to admit how much I love software updates - every bill payment is just a fun little side quest just for me. thanks, technology!

for a long time I thought I "didn't like games" because i had a hard time learning the rules.

turns out i just needed like, WAY MORE RULES. that were all very nebulous and open to interpretation and sometimes not applicable.

is this the void where i can come scream into about how much i hate the current internet?

delete key has stopped working, so guess i'll just be getting it right on the first try from now on

brb off to a good time

gotta say, writing php really makes me feel like i'm pair programming with the riddler.

i am a newly anointed high priestess of oldschool wordpress templates. looking at php for the first time in a decade.

finally, a social feed that doesn't set my neurons on fire immediately.

need to write a shell script that automatically turns off my computer for the rest of the day if i try to run 'git checkout -b fix/css'

well well well, a new void to yell into.