Gooby 🏳️🌈🇵🇸🇺🇦
@settlerking.bsky.social
"Proudly posting legally actionable threats since since the dawn of the millennium"
Definitely not a fed so please clue me in on all your potentially criminal activities.
Definitely not a fed so please clue me in on all your potentially criminal activities.
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Gooby 🏳️🌈🇵🇸🇺🇦
@settlerking.bsky.social
· Nov 25
Bluesky is a great outlet for my amphetamine habit and grandiose sense of self importance.
Utah baby named Magaleigh
December 24, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Utah baby named Magaleigh
Trump invading venezuela would be handing the chinese state a perfect way to just waste american military funding and materiell with little to no cost to themselves. Like if youre a frothing at the mouth "we need 1 trillion more to combat china at all costs cold war 2.0" guy you should be anti-war.
December 24, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Trump invading venezuela would be handing the chinese state a perfect way to just waste american military funding and materiell with little to no cost to themselves. Like if youre a frothing at the mouth "we need 1 trillion more to combat china at all costs cold war 2.0" guy you should be anti-war.
The US navy floundering to get an affordable escort ship for their carrier groups the last 2 decades. The Trump admin deciding the best they can do is bringing back "battleships" that became outdated during WW2 against anything that isn't a defenceless target is the funniest possible response.
December 23, 2025 at 7:55 PM
The US navy floundering to get an affordable escort ship for their carrier groups the last 2 decades. The Trump admin deciding the best they can do is bringing back "battleships" that became outdated during WW2 against anything that isn't a defenceless target is the funniest possible response.
Umm actually god promised Israel the eurovision win 3000 years ago
December 23, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Umm actually god promised Israel the eurovision win 3000 years ago
I love americans who decide to make jabs at the president rather than protest an imminent unprovoked war on a neutral country.
December 17, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I love americans who decide to make jabs at the president rather than protest an imminent unprovoked war on a neutral country.
Seeing online lib people glaze the leader of the christian democrats of my home country as an intelligent and thoughtful leader is very funny. This woman's party like wants to do all the anti queer and anti abortion shit trump does, hell they want more, they'd ban gay marriage too if they could
November 19, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Seeing online lib people glaze the leader of the christian democrats of my home country as an intelligent and thoughtful leader is very funny. This woman's party like wants to do all the anti queer and anti abortion shit trump does, hell they want more, they'd ban gay marriage too if they could
My trick for this years halloween is putting a bundle of sugar cubes wrapped in slowly dissolving casings in your gas tank so you'll have an engine failure in the middle of the highway later
October 25, 2025 at 10:41 PM
My trick for this years halloween is putting a bundle of sugar cubes wrapped in slowly dissolving casings in your gas tank so you'll have an engine failure in the middle of the highway later
I just saw a freaking goblin in my bathroom. He was taunting me whenever I looked at him with his ugly, stupid face. Luckily i managed to smash the mirror he was hiding in so i think he's dead now.
September 22, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I just saw a freaking goblin in my bathroom. He was taunting me whenever I looked at him with his ugly, stupid face. Luckily i managed to smash the mirror he was hiding in so i think he's dead now.
Rip bozo, you won't be missed rest in piss
September 10, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Rip bozo, you won't be missed rest in piss
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I am once again asking you to stop sending us money.
But we do need your time. ⏰
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But we do need your time. ⏰
zohranfornyc.com/events
September 5, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I am once again asking you to stop sending us money.
But we do need your time. ⏰
zohranfornyc.com/events
But we do need your time. ⏰
zohranfornyc.com/events
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bad news for Mamdani: i just imagined him shooting at my feet with two revolvers while shouting "dance! dance, ya varmint, dance!!" and then cackling so maniacally that his cowboy hat falls off. When will he go on TV to apologize for doing this
June 30, 2025 at 1:36 PM
bad news for Mamdani: i just imagined him shooting at my feet with two revolvers while shouting "dance! dance, ya varmint, dance!!" and then cackling so maniacally that his cowboy hat falls off. When will he go on TV to apologize for doing this
I withdrew from a contract with my neighbour that ensured he wouldnt build a fence on my property despite the fact I had built several things on his land in the past. Then when he started hinting he'd build on my property now that i broke the deal I burned his house down in self defense. Vote for me
June 24, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I withdrew from a contract with my neighbour that ensured he wouldnt build a fence on my property despite the fact I had built several things on his land in the past. Then when he started hinting he'd build on my property now that i broke the deal I burned his house down in self defense. Vote for me
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"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" ok well I asked Gandalf and he said he has not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm
June 19, 2025 at 12:42 PM
"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" ok well I asked Gandalf and he said he has not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm
I've found that I can reliably become quite a lot more charming than my usual awkward autistic self by pretending Im a dnd dungeon master playing a really charming guy. I have an actual character sheet on dnd beyond for this. I just act like he would and pretend it's dnd.
And yes, it works somehow
And yes, it works somehow
June 15, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I've found that I can reliably become quite a lot more charming than my usual awkward autistic self by pretending Im a dnd dungeon master playing a really charming guy. I have an actual character sheet on dnd beyond for this. I just act like he would and pretend it's dnd.
And yes, it works somehow
And yes, it works somehow
Been offline a lot, been dealing with a mental health episode (I was feeling better) but it's under control now and I'm thankfully back to normal.
June 14, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Been offline a lot, been dealing with a mental health episode (I was feeling better) but it's under control now and I'm thankfully back to normal.
What do you mean supporting a reactionary republican could harm my EV company? That's nonsense. Now go get me more ketamine.
June 6, 2025 at 12:45 PM
What do you mean supporting a reactionary republican could harm my EV company? That's nonsense. Now go get me more ketamine.
Drinking my evil juice and thinking of how I'll misuse public tax dollars for the public good instead of more F35's
May 29, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Drinking my evil juice and thinking of how I'll misuse public tax dollars for the public good instead of more F35's
I going to kill the little birthday boy in a violent revolution to seize the limited edition lord of the rings lego sets his parents got him
May 29, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I going to kill the little birthday boy in a violent revolution to seize the limited edition lord of the rings lego sets his parents got him
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I have got to outgay these straggots
May 20, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I have got to outgay these straggots
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May 29, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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trying to explain how cool polarising filters on cameras are
May 25, 2025 at 10:24 PM
trying to explain how cool polarising filters on cameras are