Simon
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Here's a French video (with English subtitles) about what would happen if the far-right racists got their way and all foreigners and people of colour were forced to leave.
September 12, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Here's a French video (with English subtitles) about what would happen if the far-right racists got their way and all foreigners and people of colour were forced to leave.
Dolly has left us. Terribly sad news.
August 25, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Dolly has left us. Terribly sad news.
I see BBC Radio 4 Extra are re-running ‘Whatever Happened to Baby Jane Austen’ written by @quantick.bsky.social
Looks like I’ll have to enjoy it all over again.
Looks like I’ll have to enjoy it all over again.
August 11, 2026 at 8:59 PM
I see BBC Radio 4 Extra are re-running ‘Whatever Happened to Baby Jane Austen’ written by @quantick.bsky.social
Looks like I’ll have to enjoy it all over again.
Looks like I’ll have to enjoy it all over again.
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A sweet little girl with autism brought her stuffed puppy to the dog show. One of the judges noticed her, came over, and asked if she’d like to show her dog too. What followed was pure magic.
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August 5, 2026 at 8:35 AM
A sweet little girl with autism brought her stuffed puppy to the dog show. One of the judges noticed her, came over, and asked if she’d like to show her dog too. What followed was pure magic.
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We truly live in the thickest era of human evolution. You can forgive the ignorance of our ancestors because they had limited access to knowledge, but now the sheer volume of verified learning at our fingertips is unprecedented. Being so ignorant is a wilful act of self-defeating spite.
July 22, 2026 at 10:56 AM
We truly live in the thickest era of human evolution. You can forgive the ignorance of our ancestors because they had limited access to knowledge, but now the sheer volume of verified learning at our fingertips is unprecedented. Being so ignorant is a wilful act of self-defeating spite.
Goodbye Kevin Keegan. A great player and good man and a significant feature of my youth. Go easy to your rest.
July 20, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Goodbye Kevin Keegan. A great player and good man and a significant feature of my youth. Go easy to your rest.
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Thank you David Hockney for the joy you brought to the world.
June 12, 2026 at 11:17 AM
Thank you David Hockney for the joy you brought to the world.
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English friends. Come to Scotland.
May 9, 2026 at 10:20 AM
English friends. Come to Scotland.
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Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
#Pinks #ProudBlue
February 5, 2026 at 11:50 AM
Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
#Pinks #ProudBlue
Come on folks. Let’s sort this out. I’ve got mine. Now you get yours. It’ll be worth it.
Early days yet, I know but Drum has only sold 25 copies which is a bit of a reality check. I clearly need to up my promotional game so if anyone wants to invite me onto their podcast or do an interview or anything comedy related, you know where I am. Don't be shy.
January 26, 2026 at 12:27 PM
Come on folks. Let’s sort this out. I’ve got mine. Now you get yours. It’ll be worth it.
I absolutely detest AI. There! I’ve said it out loud.
December 8, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I absolutely detest AI. There! I’ve said it out loud.
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I see Reform have found room for Primark Hodor. He'll feel right at home. Gullis is so heroically stupid it's like he’s been bitten by a radioactive idiot. A discarded early draft of Chewbacca that someone dragged out of the bin and taught rudimentary table manners.
December 1, 2025 at 11:30 AM
I see Reform have found room for Primark Hodor. He'll feel right at home. Gullis is so heroically stupid it's like he’s been bitten by a radioactive idiot. A discarded early draft of Chewbacca that someone dragged out of the bin and taught rudimentary table manners.
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Went to see @marcusbrig.bsky.social last night. He’s still knocking it out of the park. Thought provoking, top class comedy.
November 6, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Went to see @marcusbrig.bsky.social last night. He’s still knocking it out of the park. Thought provoking, top class comedy.
‘Rum Bunch’ on BBC Radio 4 Extra is genuinely laugh out loud funny. Of course it is. It’s @bigedwards.bsky.social and I’m all for Justin having his own radio and TV channels. There’s all the comedy you need right there.
November 3, 2025 at 3:18 PM
‘Rum Bunch’ on BBC Radio 4 Extra is genuinely laugh out loud funny. Of course it is. It’s @bigedwards.bsky.social and I’m all for Justin having his own radio and TV channels. There’s all the comedy you need right there.
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Farage: epic grifter
October 27, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Farage: epic grifter
Toprak is a class act.
October 19, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Toprak is a class act.
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This is such a clever idea on taking kids to museums/galleries
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
October 12, 2025 at 10:18 AM
This is such a clever idea on taking kids to museums/galleries
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
Anyone else got a cheeky fiver on Donald Trump awarding himself the World Cup next year?
October 10, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Anyone else got a cheeky fiver on Donald Trump awarding himself the World Cup next year?
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Nigel Farage doesn’t think the Prime Minister should have free speech in this country. But he’ll tell foreigners that yours is somehow under threat from the Prime Minister. He’s a whiny little liar. Always has been. Always will be.
September 30, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Nigel Farage doesn’t think the Prime Minister should have free speech in this country. But he’ll tell foreigners that yours is somehow under threat from the Prime Minister. He’s a whiny little liar. Always has been. Always will be.
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When Reform's Nathan Gill is sentenced for bribery, he will be the third of Nigel Farage's former MEPs to be jailed for being corrupt, after Tom Wise (expenses fraud) and Ashley Mote (falsely claiming benefits). What is it about Farage that attracts crooks?
September 27, 2025 at 7:33 AM
When Reform's Nathan Gill is sentenced for bribery, he will be the third of Nigel Farage's former MEPs to be jailed for being corrupt, after Tom Wise (expenses fraud) and Ashley Mote (falsely claiming benefits). What is it about Farage that attracts crooks?