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Sjors Shark Horse
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Artist, voice actor, designer, burner, friend.
🗿 Studio manager @ Studio Pansa
🎮 ex Dutch Game Garden, Game Science Center
🫀 Tripping the light fantastic,
📡 trawling the megahertz.
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Violence and murder in media are more accepted than nudity and sex.

It’s mind boggling 🙃 until you realize that it’s just one more way that the patriarchy tries to control people.
This has been stuck in my head for 2 days now, such an emotionally intense song <3
September 19, 2026 at 7:50 AM
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July 26, 2026 at 2:54 PM
He’s SO close to figuring out the problem 🤔 but doesn’t quite seem to get it yet. #edsheerane
September 17, 2026 at 2:22 PM
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Recommend me a cool person I should follow.
September 16, 2026 at 9:36 PM
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Billionaires do this all the time - until you see statements from specific charities, they have NOT donated to them. The headline here is potentially a straight up lie.
September 17, 2026 at 8:01 AM
Recommend me a cool person I should follow.
September 16, 2026 at 9:36 PM
✋ This is an intervention. You say you’re going to change but I think deep down you know that’s not true. It’s okay. You’re among safe people. We are telling you this because we love you.

It’s time to delete Duolingo from your home screen. 🙏
September 16, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Up next: Ed Sheeran quits his own tour because Management has calculated that this has now become the best way to retain his weak rebel image, along with a mealy-mouthed statement of ‘solidarity with his friends’ without expressing any opinion whatsoever
September 16, 2026 at 6:39 AM
Boko Yout is such a vibe youtu.be/HtjOiRrpYag?...
Boko Yout - IMAGINE (Official Video)
YouTube video by Boko Yout
youtu.be
September 15, 2026 at 7:42 PM
You can’t avoid them anywhere on the internet and they don’t even try to hide it anymore
September 15, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Oh my god stop making cool things i need to spend moneys on www.kickstarter.com/projects/bit...
Baba Is You: The Board Game & Party House: Deckbuilding Game
Two sensational award-winning video games — Baba is You and Party House (UFO 50) — leap off the screen and onto your table!
www.kickstarter.com
September 15, 2026 at 2:09 PM
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metro.co.uk/2026/09/14/m...

There’s nothing wrong with what Macklemore has said.
His full statement is here:
Macklemore dropped from Ed Sheeran tour after pro-Palestine statement
metro.co.uk
September 14, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Meanwhile, the fascists have found Feeld as well 🙃
September 12, 2026 at 6:55 AM
Burying the lead
September 12, 2026 at 6:52 AM
Was going through old birthday cards I received for a laugh and found one with 4000 guilders inside. Then another with a similar amount. Crisp unused bills. Why did I ever forget about this? Could have saved me so many headaches over the years! #dreamdiary #dream
September 5, 2026 at 7:37 AM
Getting called out by YouTube
September 4, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Humanity has yet to make a cup of coffee that tastes as good as freshly ground coffee smells. ☕️

Tell me I’m wrong.
September 4, 2026 at 7:36 AM
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We are projected to spend $268 BILLION on deportations — costing the average American taxpayer about $2,358 (according to
@epi.org).

But somehow we “can’t afford” to make sure hungry children can eat or ensure everyone, no matter their income, can access healthcare.

Priorities.
August 31, 2026 at 8:01 PM
I never knew the city of Arnhem has a tardigrade statue next to the Eusebius church
August 28, 2026 at 8:14 AM
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We are here in a booth sponsored by the German government.

Here's the PRESIDENT OF GERMANY this morning, posing in front of a game that Steam considers too pornographic for this whole country.
August 27, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Old lady with a rollator in the bus asked loudly if someone could help her get out. Nobody reacted, everyone had headphones in. The one other person getting out, a girl, just stood there gawking at the old lady and passively blocking my path when I tried to help. 🤦
August 27, 2026 at 8:55 AM
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Get the heaviest game on earth. NOW.
To honor Tim Curry's memory, we are making Brütal Legend FREE on Itch.io, for 666 minutes:

itch.io/s/199277/the...
August 27, 2026 at 6:51 AM
I need some competition here in the Blood Dungeon daily
August 26, 2026 at 8:34 AM
Have you worshipped the octopus god yet today?
August 26, 2026 at 7:48 AM
RIP Queen Parton. Now seems a pretty good time to order the best Dolly fan t-shirt. Unfortunately shipping to EU costs a pretty penny, but to my US pals: give Jimmy’s work a look. www.instagram.com/p/C8Qhj7JRRc...
August 26, 2026 at 5:58 AM