hb [is all elite]
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hb! | 30 | pronouns are [shrugs] | 🩷💜💙 | certified silly goose | pro wrestling enthusiast | weird music liker | orbit/ourri/cloo/kkoti/etc | on that cowboy shit | girl HELP
I need everyone to listen to The Wow! Signal RIGHT NOW album of the fucking year 10000/10
June 28, 2026 at 9:49 PM
I need everyone to listen to The Wow! Signal RIGHT NOW album of the fucking year 10000/10
had so many cute little beverages today and laughed and bitched with some of the best people I’ve ever had the privilege of knowing I fucking loveeeeee living and being alive
June 20, 2026 at 11:42 PM
had so many cute little beverages today and laughed and bitched with some of the best people I’ve ever had the privilege of knowing I fucking loveeeeee living and being alive
today was such a good day
June 20, 2026 at 11:38 PM
today was such a good day
feeling very normal once again about hangman adam page (cowboy if you’re reading this please come back to work im begging)
June 20, 2026 at 8:07 PM
feeling very normal once again about hangman adam page (cowboy if you’re reading this please come back to work im begging)
a crisp Diet Coke is one of life’s simplest and purest pleasures ☝️🙂↕️
April 25, 2026 at 5:41 PM
a crisp Diet Coke is one of life’s simplest and purest pleasures ☝️🙂↕️
decided I’m going to quit feeling bad abt my art considering there’s losers out there who refuse to pick up a pencil LOL
so w that enjoy my wrasslin women <:) they work for an indie promotion together and hate each other (and by that I mean they’re incredibly into each other)
so w that enjoy my wrasslin women <:) they work for an indie promotion together and hate each other (and by that I mean they’re incredibly into each other)
April 18, 2026 at 11:50 AM
decided I’m going to quit feeling bad abt my art considering there’s losers out there who refuse to pick up a pencil LOL
so w that enjoy my wrasslin women <:) they work for an indie promotion together and hate each other (and by that I mean they’re incredibly into each other)
so w that enjoy my wrasslin women <:) they work for an indie promotion together and hate each other (and by that I mean they’re incredibly into each other)
wrestlemania season is so odd this year bc tell me why I don’t gaf 😭😭😭 about like any of the card (also I know why I don’t give a fuck but still. damb)
April 18, 2026 at 11:39 AM
wrestlemania season is so odd this year bc tell me why I don’t gaf 😭😭😭 about like any of the card (also I know why I don’t give a fuck but still. damb)
love pissing myself off bright and early in the morning <333
April 4, 2026 at 12:54 PM
love pissing myself off bright and early in the morning <333
so many of my problems could be solved by having a halfway decent set of colored pencils smh
April 1, 2026 at 2:45 AM
so many of my problems could be solved by having a halfway decent set of colored pencils smh
got myself a new pack of colored pencils bc damn it. I’m going to fucking DRAW!!!!!!
March 29, 2026 at 1:20 AM
got myself a new pack of colored pencils bc damn it. I’m going to fucking DRAW!!!!!!
girl I need to start using this app again my friends are on this thang
March 28, 2026 at 3:10 AM
girl I need to start using this app again my friends are on this thang
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Meet the artist2026(sorta)
February 19, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Meet the artist2026(sorta)
January 21, 2026 at 10:07 PM
forgot to post this but! 2025 replay
January 17, 2026 at 4:12 PM
forgot to post this but! 2025 replay
what they don’t tell you about getting older is that it’s Always Fucking Something
October 14, 2025 at 2:56 PM
what they don’t tell you about getting older is that it’s Always Fucking Something
I have got to start drawing again
October 13, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I have got to start drawing again
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fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know:
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October 2, 2025 at 3:46 AM
fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know:
help.hbomax.com/us/Feedback/
tbsnetwork.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/req...
help.hbomax.com/us/Feedback/
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fuck the double double e
![image of the “friendship ended with” meme, but it now reads ‘friendship ended with [WWE logo], now [AEW logo] is my best friend’ and shows two young men with their hands clasped.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cbrc22iajwbad3ayqpjugjma/bafkreidgbrykst3fffdy7bxet42cj7kd534hpdzp226lwv27wrupomclmi)
August 6, 2025 at 6:53 PM
fuck the double double e
friendship ended with WWE, now AEW is my best friend
August 6, 2025 at 6:26 PM
friendship ended with WWE, now AEW is my best friend
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We continue on the rocky road to Forbidden Door in London TONIGHT when #AEWDynamite is LIVE from Cleveland!
Don't miss a moment of the action at 8/7c on TBS and HBO Max
Don't miss a moment of the action at 8/7c on TBS and HBO Max
August 6, 2025 at 1:11 PM
We continue on the rocky road to Forbidden Door in London TONIGHT when #AEWDynamite is LIVE from Cleveland!
Don't miss a moment of the action at 8/7c on TBS and HBO Max
Don't miss a moment of the action at 8/7c on TBS and HBO Max
fuckkkkk apps that force you to download an app instead of letting you view it in a browser fuck that shit for reallllllll
August 3, 2025 at 5:13 AM
fuckkkkk apps that force you to download an app instead of letting you view it in a browser fuck that shit for reallllllll
this is the only platform where I will not be pelted with wwe spoilers so please enjoy these #MyChemicalRomance pics 🥹 best night EVERRRR
August 3, 2025 at 4:10 AM
this is the only platform where I will not be pelted with wwe spoilers so please enjoy these #MyChemicalRomance pics 🥹 best night EVERRRR
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With everyone banned from ringside, what will happen as Jon Moxley enters as the challenger and @hangmanpage.bsky.social enters as World Champion?
We find out when #AEWDynamite is LIVE, this Wednesday at 8/7c on TBS and HBO Max
We find out when #AEWDynamite is LIVE, this Wednesday at 8/7c on TBS and HBO Max
July 28, 2025 at 12:37 PM
With everyone banned from ringside, what will happen as Jon Moxley enters as the challenger and @hangmanpage.bsky.social enters as World Champion?
We find out when #AEWDynamite is LIVE, this Wednesday at 8/7c on TBS and HBO Max
We find out when #AEWDynamite is LIVE, this Wednesday at 8/7c on TBS and HBO Max
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“hey hangman you promised us pics of plants, this is just a bunch of leaves what gives?” newsflash dumbass, leaves IS plants. leaves provide winter shelter for insects like lightning bugs and butterflies, fertilize the soil, and are a pain in the ass to move anyway so just leave them where you can
November 18, 2024 at 1:48 PM
“hey hangman you promised us pics of plants, this is just a bunch of leaves what gives?” newsflash dumbass, leaves IS plants. leaves provide winter shelter for insects like lightning bugs and butterflies, fertilize the soil, and are a pain in the ass to move anyway so just leave them where you can
I should start using this app again maybe. idk.
July 15, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I should start using this app again maybe. idk.