Shane Longton
@shanelongton.bsky.social
Married👬🏻🏳️🌈| Father 👧 👑 | Former NHS HCA 🏥 | Proud Northerner | Collector of Houseplants🪴| Biscuits & Naps are my downfall!
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Shane Longton
@shanelongton.bsky.social
· Jan 28
Belated Bsky Intro…
41 yrs, married for 8 yrs (partnered for 18) born & bred north west, on a career break from the NHS, dad to one girl, gritty dramas sci-fi, houseplants, 80/90s pop music, mental health warrior, Bipolar/OCD/EUPD, love cooking, holidays in the UK, gardening, twice bake my lasagna!
41 yrs, married for 8 yrs (partnered for 18) born & bred north west, on a career break from the NHS, dad to one girl, gritty dramas sci-fi, houseplants, 80/90s pop music, mental health warrior, Bipolar/OCD/EUPD, love cooking, holidays in the UK, gardening, twice bake my lasagna!
15 years today!
“Amy Winehouse didn’t just leave music; she left us a legacy that will influence generations to come!”
#AmyWinehouse #Anniversary #Legend #Iconic
“Amy Winehouse didn’t just leave music; she left us a legacy that will influence generations to come!”
#AmyWinehouse #Anniversary #Legend #Iconic
July 23, 2026 at 8:50 PM
15 years today!
“Amy Winehouse didn’t just leave music; she left us a legacy that will influence generations to come!”
#AmyWinehouse #Anniversary #Legend #Iconic
“Amy Winehouse didn’t just leave music; she left us a legacy that will influence generations to come!”
#AmyWinehouse #Anniversary #Legend #Iconic
“One for sorrow, salute” 🫡 Meet Mrs Margaret pie….Maggie for short! 😂
#Magpie #Superstitious #BlackAndWhite #Iridescence
#Magpie #Superstitious #BlackAndWhite #Iridescence
July 6, 2026 at 4:02 PM
“One for sorrow, salute” 🫡 Meet Mrs Margaret pie….Maggie for short! 😂
#Magpie #Superstitious #BlackAndWhite #Iridescence
#Magpie #Superstitious #BlackAndWhite #Iridescence
“Sweetie, sweetie darling”
#GiantWallArt #icon #Legend #PatsyStone #JoannaLumley #AbFab
Purchased via @PrintaPics
#GiantWallArt #icon #Legend #PatsyStone #JoannaLumley #AbFab
Purchased via @PrintaPics
July 1, 2026 at 7:38 AM
“Sweetie, sweetie darling”
#GiantWallArt #icon #Legend #PatsyStone #JoannaLumley #AbFab
Purchased via @PrintaPics
#GiantWallArt #icon #Legend #PatsyStone #JoannaLumley #AbFab
Purchased via @PrintaPics
Garden in Bloom 2026… 🌹 🌻 🌷 🌺 🪴
June 28, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Garden in Bloom 2026… 🌹 🌻 🌷 🌺 🪴
Whilst making my morning cup of tea & just before I was going to add milk, I chucked my Vit C tablet in my brew instead of a glass of water beside my cup! 🙄Yes the fizz in water ones! have I just invented a new tea?…….Vitamin Tea, get it? #StillHalfAsleep #BadJoke #VitaminT 🤣
Cody Calafiore: Not My Cup Of Tea - Big Brother 16
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June 28, 2026 at 10:41 AM
Whilst making my morning cup of tea & just before I was going to add milk, I chucked my Vit C tablet in my brew instead of a glass of water beside my cup! 🙄Yes the fizz in water ones! have I just invented a new tea?…….Vitamin Tea, get it? #StillHalfAsleep #BadJoke #VitaminT 🤣
July 19, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Went to see the Famous hill the hovis advert was filmed on. 🍞 🥖
June 14, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Went to see the Famous hill the hovis advert was filmed on. 🍞 🥖
Almost 7pm and it’s still blazing 🥵 ☀️ last day tomorrow! 😢 don’t want to go home! #Dorset #Bournemouth
June 14, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Almost 7pm and it’s still blazing 🥵 ☀️ last day tomorrow! 😢 don’t want to go home! #Dorset #Bournemouth
Catchy track, can’t wait for the album! #MC16 #TypeDangerous
June 11, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Catchy track, can’t wait for the album! #MC16 #TypeDangerous
Day 2 of our holiday and already wanting to move to Dorset, it’s so nice! 🏖️
June 10, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Day 2 of our holiday and already wanting to move to Dorset, it’s so nice! 🏖️
Always wanted a wisteria, so we bought two! Purple & pink 🌸
Kept them potted so we can take them with us if we move. It’s Baltic out there today! 🥶 #Gardening #wisteria #Wet
Kept them potted so we can take them with us if we move. It’s Baltic out there today! 🥶 #Gardening #wisteria #Wet
April 16, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Always wanted a wisteria, so we bought two! Purple & pink 🌸
Kept them potted so we can take them with us if we move. It’s Baltic out there today! 🥶 #Gardening #wisteria #Wet
Kept them potted so we can take them with us if we move. It’s Baltic out there today! 🥶 #Gardening #wisteria #Wet
This is crazy talent! 👇
The best compliment I can receive with my work is ‘I thought that was real’ but I do wonder sometimes, despite my user and business name, if people scroll on by thinking ‘meh, it’s just a photo of a house’? So now and again, I throw in a photo with my hand in 😂
Anyway ...
Anyway ...
April 10, 2025 at 11:34 AM
This is crazy talent! 👇
Pancakes swimming in Canadian maple syrup 🇨🇦 🍁 🥞 #ShroveTuesday #PancakeDay
March 4, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Pancakes swimming in Canadian maple syrup 🇨🇦 🍁 🥞 #ShroveTuesday #PancakeDay
Amazing stuff! 100% Natural, toxin free tallow body balm. Great for muscles and joints & aids sleep 🛌 💤 #FierceNature #MagnesiumBalm
March 1, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Amazing stuff! 100% Natural, toxin free tallow body balm. Great for muscles and joints & aids sleep 🛌 💤 #FierceNature #MagnesiumBalm
So nice of my credit reference agency to mishandle our data and affect our credit for 3 months, to then lie about it! The gays always keep receipts! 🤣 ICO/Financial ombudsman complaint incoming! #TransUnion #CreditKarma
February 24, 2025 at 1:06 PM
So nice of my credit reference agency to mishandle our data and affect our credit for 3 months, to then lie about it! The gays always keep receipts! 🤣 ICO/Financial ombudsman complaint incoming! #TransUnion #CreditKarma
Happy Valentines to all my Bsky followers! 18th V-day with my hubster! Yes it’s commercial, but we love Valentines 💌 🥰 🍾 #Valentines #TescoDineIn #Romantic #LoveIsInTheAir
February 14, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Happy Valentines to all my Bsky followers! 18th V-day with my hubster! Yes it’s commercial, but we love Valentines 💌 🥰 🍾 #Valentines #TescoDineIn #Romantic #LoveIsInTheAir
February 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Megan 2.0 🎥 🍿
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M3GAN 2.0 | Official Teaser
YouTube video by Universal Pictures
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February 4, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Megan 2.0 🎥 🍿
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