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Trump Promises To Take $5,000 From Every American If Democrats Win Midterm
September 12, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Trump Promises To Take $5,000 From Every American If Democrats Win Midterm
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Kate McKinnon return to SNL to play Natalie please.
August 21, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Kate McKinnon return to SNL to play Natalie please.
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Let him cook.
El-Sayed on Vance: Is that Peter Thiel's boy with that Ohio charisma? The last thing that he said that made any sense was Hillbilly Elegy—after he said that Donald Trump had no business being president of anything. And then he decided to suck up to power.
August 6, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Let him cook.
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Still the best way to keep Evangelicals on your side: appeal to their hatred of others.
May 28, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Still the best way to keep Evangelicals on your side: appeal to their hatred of others.
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please watch the livestream from Delaney Hall it is unbelievable:
🚨BREAKING: LIVE ICE Prisoners BLOODIED, Chemicals Released Inside
YouTube video by Status Coup News
www.youtube.com
May 29, 2026 at 2:21 AM
please watch the livestream from Delaney Hall it is unbelievable:
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Convicted Felon Donald Trump wants to give these Insurrectionists your money
(Credit to Bill Weir for the original video post)
(Credit to Bill Weir for the original video post)
May 20, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Convicted Felon Donald Trump wants to give these Insurrectionists your money
(Credit to Bill Weir for the original video post)
(Credit to Bill Weir for the original video post)
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This New Yorker cartoon is accurate but a gut punch.
May 20, 2026 at 6:25 PM
This New Yorker cartoon is accurate but a gut punch.
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The FBI guy is on a paranoid bender and won’t leave his room.
The War guy quotes bible passages from Pulp Fiction.
The Health guy collects raccoon dicks.
It’s an Idiocracy on steroids.
The War guy quotes bible passages from Pulp Fiction.
The Health guy collects raccoon dicks.
It’s an Idiocracy on steroids.
April 18, 2026 at 7:55 AM
The FBI guy is on a paranoid bender and won’t leave his room.
The War guy quotes bible passages from Pulp Fiction.
The Health guy collects raccoon dicks.
It’s an Idiocracy on steroids.
The War guy quotes bible passages from Pulp Fiction.
The Health guy collects raccoon dicks.
It’s an Idiocracy on steroids.
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Swollen RFK Jr. Warns Americans Not Eating Enough Bees
Swollen RFK Jr. Warns Americans Not Eating Enough Bees
WASHINGTON--After manually prying his eyelids open to read from a report he had prepared on the matter, a badly swollen Robert F. Kennedy Jr. gave a speech Tuesday in which he warned that Americans were not eating enough bees. “In our survey of American...
theonion.com
April 12, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Swollen RFK Jr. Warns Americans Not Eating Enough Bees
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NASA just dropped this image of Artemis II astronaut Christina Koch looking back at us. The first woman to ever see our planet in its entirety. I’m not crying you’re crying 🥹🔭🧪 📸: NASA
April 4, 2026 at 6:41 PM
NASA just dropped this image of Artemis II astronaut Christina Koch looking back at us. The first woman to ever see our planet in its entirety. I’m not crying you’re crying 🥹🔭🧪 📸: NASA
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may this define her for the rest of her life.
she was willing to stoop this low and still got fired.
girl, bye.
she was willing to stoop this low and still got fired.
girl, bye.
April 2, 2026 at 5:31 PM
may this define her for the rest of her life.
she was willing to stoop this low and still got fired.
girl, bye.
she was willing to stoop this low and still got fired.
girl, bye.
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Trump To Americans: ‘You Won’t Have To Pay Your Son’s Cell Phone Bill When He Dies At War’ https://theonion.com/trump-to-americans-you-wont-have-to-pay-your-sons-cell-phone-bill-when-he-dies-at-war/
March 6, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Trump To Americans: ‘You Won’t Have To Pay Your Son’s Cell Phone Bill When He Dies At War’ https://theonion.com/trump-to-americans-you-wont-have-to-pay-your-sons-cell-phone-bill-when-he-dies-at-war/
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Trump Writes Netanyahu Strongly Worded Check
March 5, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Trump Writes Netanyahu Strongly Worded Check
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We killed 85 schoolgirls. We are not the good guys.
US-Israeli strike on girls' school kills at least 85 students, Iran's judiciary says
At least 85 students have been killed in US-Israeli strikes that hit an Iranian girls' school in Hormozgan province, Iran's judiciary said on Saturday. Washington has not commented on the reported str...
www.france24.com
February 28, 2026 at 4:00 PM
We killed 85 schoolgirls. We are not the good guys.
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“I was honored to have been invited to the isolated cabin where Savannah Guthrie’s mother has been strapped to a cot for almost a month,” said FBI director Kash Patel
Kash Patel Faces Backlash After Partying With Nancy Guthrie’s Captors
WASHINGTON—As shocking footage surfaced of his participation in the rowdy celebration, FBI director Kash Patel faced backlash Thursday after he was seen partying with the captors of Nancy Guthrie. “I ...
theonion.com
February 27, 2026 at 1:00 AM
“I was honored to have been invited to the isolated cabin where Savannah Guthrie’s mother has been strapped to a cot for almost a month,” said FBI director Kash Patel
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Trump Invites Victims Of Jeffrey Epstein Investigation As SOTU Guests
February 25, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Trump Invites Victims Of Jeffrey Epstein Investigation As SOTU Guests
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he’s so close to getting it
February 22, 2026 at 12:52 AM
he’s so close to getting it
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RFK Jr.: ‘Time In Hot Cars Helps Babies To Sweat Out Toxins’ https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-time-in-hot-cars-helps-babies-to-sweat-out-toxins/
February 17, 2026 at 4:00 PM
RFK Jr.: ‘Time In Hot Cars Helps Babies To Sweat Out Toxins’ https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-time-in-hot-cars-helps-babies-to-sweat-out-toxins/
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Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-still-polling-well-with-working-class-american-pedophiles/
February 12, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-still-polling-well-with-working-class-american-pedophiles/
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They're building concentration camps with my tax money Chuck. They're torturing children. They're murdering innocent people on the street. What are you doing.
Our DHS reform demands are exceedingly reasonable.
We're asking ICE to do nothing more than follow the standards that the vast majority of law enforcement agencies already follow.
Republicans, the ball is in your court. The clock is ticking.
We're asking ICE to do nothing more than follow the standards that the vast majority of law enforcement agencies already follow.
Republicans, the ball is in your court. The clock is ticking.
February 10, 2026 at 3:45 AM
They're building concentration camps with my tax money Chuck. They're torturing children. They're murdering innocent people on the street. What are you doing.
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A friend shared with me a girl scout cookie link from a group that's having a hard time selling in Minneapolis right now.
digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/troop5...
digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/troop5...
Order your Faves on my Digital Cookie Site Today
That's right! You can order your favorite Girl Scout Cookies from me online, all while helping my troop and I do great things in our community and beyond! Check it out.
digitalcookie.girlscouts.org
January 29, 2026 at 1:38 AM
A friend shared with me a girl scout cookie link from a group that's having a hard time selling in Minneapolis right now.
digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/troop5...
digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/troop5...