joe
@shariauncle.bsky.social
@animesickos.bsky.social
chicago guy, 28th ward
chicago guy, 28th ward
depression hole. not really body pain, just Depression Classic. trying to wrap a career pivot into a nice little narrative for recruiters while the FBI goes on TV and says we were wrong to not give six figgy jobs to actual dog fuckers and suckers
September 18, 2026 at 12:48 PM
depression hole. not really body pain, just Depression Classic. trying to wrap a career pivot into a nice little narrative for recruiters while the FBI goes on TV and says we were wrong to not give six figgy jobs to actual dog fuckers and suckers
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“Do I go 2 heaven if my taxes kill kids?”
September 16, 2026 at 6:22 PM
“Do I go 2 heaven if my taxes kill kids?”
(after doing the Ozymandias bullet catch) you shot me in the hand you fucking dick
September 17, 2026 at 2:04 AM
(after doing the Ozymandias bullet catch) you shot me in the hand you fucking dick
one of the cats (Roman) will never sit in a lap. he doesn't fucking get it. I can pick him up and carry him like a baby or smoosh my skull into his belly and he purrs but he will never sit on me
September 16, 2026 at 11:55 PM
one of the cats (Roman) will never sit in a lap. he doesn't fucking get it. I can pick him up and carry him like a baby or smoosh my skull into his belly and he purrs but he will never sit on me
listening to FIDLAR and cooking white beans with Italian sausage and greens
September 16, 2026 at 9:52 PM
listening to FIDLAR and cooking white beans with Italian sausage and greens
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acceptable Kengan slop today. Hatsumi Sen is actually a fun character
September 16, 2026 at 6:13 PM
acceptable Kengan slop today. Hatsumi Sen is actually a fun character
I am hiking the money meter 50 bumpos
September 16, 2026 at 6:06 PM
I am hiking the money meter 50 bumpos
respectfully nodding at the mural at 18th/Western featuring krypto the super dog pissing on an ice agent
September 16, 2026 at 4:15 PM
respectfully nodding at the mural at 18th/Western featuring krypto the super dog pissing on an ice agent
moth flew out of my wallet. you know what that means: another free lunch from the biohazard bin
September 16, 2026 at 2:04 PM
moth flew out of my wallet. you know what that means: another free lunch from the biohazard bin
I hate when I run into the Life Taker and he says some shit like 'Let us gamble in the biggest way'
September 16, 2026 at 3:34 AM
I hate when I run into the Life Taker and he says some shit like 'Let us gamble in the biggest way'
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CITY OF CHICAGO: Your bar's Hamm's sign that's older than my dad is not permitted!!!! You are in violation of signage ordinances!!!!
ALSO THE CITY OF CHICAGO: lmao lemme get a uhhhh 30 foot tall naked sydney sweeney on the side of a building
ALSO THE CITY OF CHICAGO: lmao lemme get a uhhhh 30 foot tall naked sydney sweeney on the side of a building
September 15, 2026 at 8:37 PM
CITY OF CHICAGO: Your bar's Hamm's sign that's older than my dad is not permitted!!!! You are in violation of signage ordinances!!!!
ALSO THE CITY OF CHICAGO: lmao lemme get a uhhhh 30 foot tall naked sydney sweeney on the side of a building
ALSO THE CITY OF CHICAGO: lmao lemme get a uhhhh 30 foot tall naked sydney sweeney on the side of a building
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your best bet is to not get sick or hurt for the next 35 years
September 15, 2026 at 10:57 PM
your best bet is to not get sick or hurt for the next 35 years
love to learn how to do different PT exercises on youtube from a child in a polo
September 15, 2026 at 9:23 PM
love to learn how to do different PT exercises on youtube from a child in a polo
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15. cigarette
November 18, 2024 at 3:30 PM
15. cigarette
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At what point do I just check out of this whole world. Not like kill myself just check out mentally. Because "If you fuck a dog, it means you are brave" is a little beyond what I can take.
Kash Patel: "Applicants who have engaged in beastiliaty means they were victims of beastility because they were forced to do so. At this FBI we are not going to criminalize and prevent victims from serving."
September 15, 2026 at 6:25 PM
At what point do I just check out of this whole world. Not like kill myself just check out mentally. Because "If you fuck a dog, it means you are brave" is a little beyond what I can take.
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toddler grew impatient with wife's definition of yimby vs nimby and told her to instead 1v1 me in soccer
September 15, 2026 at 12:47 PM
toddler grew impatient with wife's definition of yimby vs nimby and told her to instead 1v1 me in soccer
cooking makes my head shut up, doo dah doo dah
September 14, 2026 at 9:52 PM
cooking makes my head shut up, doo dah doo dah
had a vivid, somber dream that i was living on a doomed underwater sea base and i was getting my affairs in order but i also had to pick a class. was between the damage over time one or the class that lets me draw more cards (??)
September 14, 2026 at 8:31 PM
had a vivid, somber dream that i was living on a doomed underwater sea base and i was getting my affairs in order but i also had to pick a class. was between the damage over time one or the class that lets me draw more cards (??)
I'm in the bog. straight up boggin' it
September 13, 2026 at 6:15 PM
I'm in the bog. straight up boggin' it