noah
@sheapforwheet.bsky.social
There is nothing worth saving except one another
He/Him/Cry About It
He/Him/Cry About It
Lmao sucks to suck
Haley Adams has posted on twitter that she woke up to their car tires popped and that she will not be going to her flag wave
Portland 9/26
Haley Adams a violent white supremacist is having a rally at pioneer square today at 1:00 p.m
Some of the violent chud streamers who have been assaulting people all over town are planning on attending.
Haley Adams a violent white supremacist is having a rally at pioneer square today at 1:00 p.m
Some of the violent chud streamers who have been assaulting people all over town are planning on attending.
September 26, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Lmao sucks to suck
Someone came to my door the other day with a flyer for a candidate here in district 3 and their list of endorsements included Keith Wilson, mingus mapps, and Dan Ryan. I told him those are three people I wouldn't trust to water my houseplants.
"...Wilson confirmed he's declined to back three candidates in the District 3 and 4 races — incumbents Angelita Morillo, Tiffany Koyama Lane and Mitch Green — citing what he described as a 'litmus test' on police funding."
Mayor Keith Wilson on Moda Center, police abolishment fight, and homeless shelters
YouTube video by KGW News
youtu.be
September 26, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Someone came to my door the other day with a flyer for a candidate here in district 3 and their list of endorsements included Keith Wilson, mingus mapps, and Dan Ryan. I told him those are three people I wouldn't trust to water my houseplants.
Man Phil Hartman's 2 minutes in so I married an axe murderer are so fucking funny.
September 26, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Man Phil Hartman's 2 minutes in so I married an axe murderer are so fucking funny.
We need a 'Leo pointing at the TV' meme for podcasts because I was listening to the @zachlowenba.bsky.social show today on my headphones and he mentioned the Nic Batum 5x5 game and I excitedly said I was there! so loud my wife came to check on me
September 25, 2026 at 9:09 PM
We need a 'Leo pointing at the TV' meme for podcasts because I was listening to the @zachlowenba.bsky.social show today on my headphones and he mentioned the Nic Batum 5x5 game and I excitedly said I was there! so loud my wife came to check on me
leave Theo Epstein alone that's just how he likes to kick back on casual Fridays
I have always said the best people-watching spot in Chicago is Miller’s Pub on S. Wabash. First time I’ve seen a dude in a gorilla suit. Whatever he’s up to, I am smiling.
September 25, 2026 at 7:44 PM
leave Theo Epstein alone that's just how he likes to kick back on casual Fridays
There's so much to love here but the quick pan past the bailiff trying very hard not to laugh and then the whip pan back is killing me
it’s forbidden content but i have watched this video of the AI songs a man made for his mistress after murdering his wife being played in court maybe 20 times today. It is one of the most compelling things i have ever seen
September 25, 2026 at 6:48 PM
There's so much to love here but the quick pan past the bailiff trying very hard not to laugh and then the whip pan back is killing me
Growing up I heard my dad's friends from church talk about going to this game and how immaculately shitty everything about it was but the actual footage is so much worse than their stories
youtu.be/5kHuJAAg5yU?...
youtu.be/5kHuJAAg5yU?...
The worst college football game ever?
YouTube video by Kofie
youtu.be
September 25, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Growing up I heard my dad's friends from church talk about going to this game and how immaculately shitty everything about it was but the actual footage is so much worse than their stories
youtu.be/5kHuJAAg5yU?...
youtu.be/5kHuJAAg5yU?...
The US Marshals 100% killed this dog.
This is one of the most insane news segments I’ve ever seen.
Hey this incredible hero dog died this is terrible day for the police — we’re not going to tell you who shot the dog — also a human was shot and killed but we’re not saying by who but the police say he’s violent.
Also cops on admin leave
Hey this incredible hero dog died this is terrible day for the police — we’re not going to tell you who shot the dog — also a human was shot and killed but we’re not saying by who but the police say he’s violent.
Also cops on admin leave
Wanted suspect and K9 shot, killed during attempted arrest by US Marshals in SE Portland
YouTube video by KPTV FOX 12 Oregon
www.youtube.com
September 25, 2026 at 4:49 PM
The US Marshals 100% killed this dog.
I don't purchase products from Amazon but I support their initiative to send me free skeet targets
Portland is on Amazon’s target list for drone delivery.
This would be a noise pollution disaster, horrific for our birds, and just another way this megacorp seeks to infect our lives. It’s a hell no from me. (🎁🔗)
www.oregonlive.com/retail/2026/...
This would be a noise pollution disaster, horrific for our birds, and just another way this megacorp seeks to infect our lives. It’s a hell no from me. (🎁🔗)
www.oregonlive.com/retail/2026/...
Amazon's drone delivery program is headed to Portland
The company plans to launch the program in 500 cities across the country by the end of the year.
www.oregonlive.com
September 24, 2026 at 2:47 PM
I don't purchase products from Amazon but I support their initiative to send me free skeet targets
I think if you say something like this publicly you should be made to try and fix the ignition timing on a 1984 Volvo 240 and then replace the serpentine belt using only hand tools and a Haynes manual. And then when they fail we execute them
Almost the entire US technology policy space has been taken over by rich funders and consultants who genuinely believe the below wackadoodle sci-fi AI scenario is extremely likely, and that preventing it is the most important thing we could be doing right now.
www.verysane.ai/p/ai-safety-...
www.verysane.ai/p/ai-safety-...
September 24, 2026 at 2:11 PM
I think if you say something like this publicly you should be made to try and fix the ignition timing on a 1984 Volvo 240 and then replace the serpentine belt using only hand tools and a Haynes manual. And then when they fail we execute them
See, a procurement officer with low T would have shipped incredibly sensitive parts for our most technically advanced airplane on some sort of slow, boring ass military cargo plane and we can't be having that, it would make us look weak and foolish.
September 23, 2026 at 8:35 PM
See, a procurement officer with low T would have shipped incredibly sensitive parts for our most technically advanced airplane on some sort of slow, boring ass military cargo plane and we can't be having that, it would make us look weak and foolish.
My dog has been sleeping like this for the last 20 minutes, incredible diva behavior
September 21, 2026 at 5:17 AM
My dog has been sleeping like this for the last 20 minutes, incredible diva behavior
I really like how they captured the true puckered asshole nature of ronnie here
September 21, 2026 at 1:00 AM
I really like how they captured the true puckered asshole nature of ronnie here
You only act like this when you know for a fact the cops aren't doing shit. But again, it's a much bigger problem that certain people (basically all of us) don't like that fact.
On the afternoon of September 20, 2026, a group of right-wing agitators sprayed chemical irritants into a crowd of protesters outside of a bar in Northeast Portland, Oregon.
September 21, 2026 at 12:50 AM
You only act like this when you know for a fact the cops aren't doing shit. But again, it's a much bigger problem that certain people (basically all of us) don't like that fact.
Remember folks the biggest issue our city faces is that a council person said some mean things 6 years ago about the folks who claim a monopoly on legitimate violence extending that privilege to out of town fascists so they can attack the city they hate and not, you know, the second part.
Serena devvgod is there w/ what appears to be Hailey Adams (lewis) in a skull mask
Almost certain that it's Hailey in the mask as right wingers kept letting it slip that they were waiting for Hailey to get there
She was part of the group that attacked cider riot and is a white supremacist
Almost certain that it's Hailey in the mask as right wingers kept letting it slip that they were waiting for Hailey to get there
She was part of the group that attacked cider riot and is a white supremacist
September 20, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Remember folks the biggest issue our city faces is that a council person said some mean things 6 years ago about the folks who claim a monopoly on legitimate violence extending that privilege to out of town fascists so they can attack the city they hate and not, you know, the second part.
Reposted by noah
hi, corporate lobby expert here. it’s not funny. corporate lobbies only do this when they’re in extreme distress.
Somebody forgot to check whether they owned the domain name ditchmitchgreen.com before they put it on a billboard 😈
September 19, 2026 at 5:46 PM
hi, corporate lobby expert here. it’s not funny. corporate lobbies only do this when they’re in extreme distress.
I'm not gonna say shit because I didn't see shit and don't know a damn thing about it if you ask but eli is wrong about where mitch was
Missed this Eli email on Wednesday trying to grab the outstretched hand of the Oregonian.
I know that Mitch wasn’t in the street gassing and beating on the citizens he wants to speak for.
I know that Mitch wasn’t in the street gassing and beating on the citizens he wants to speak for.
September 18, 2026 at 4:58 PM
I'm not gonna say shit because I didn't see shit and don't know a damn thing about it if you ask but eli is wrong about where mitch was
PPB cannot be 'reformed'. This is who they are at their rotten core. Abusers, liars, and murderers.
Today is the 20th anniversary of the death of James Chasse.
Chasse was beaten to death by Portland Police in the Pearl District despite not posing a threat. Having broken 16 of his ribs, they took him to jail instead of a hospital at first, and only after the jail declined to admit him due to ...
Chasse was beaten to death by Portland Police in the Pearl District despite not posing a threat. Having broken 16 of his ribs, they took him to jail instead of a hospital at first, and only after the jail declined to admit him due to ...
September 18, 2026 at 4:15 AM
PPB cannot be 'reformed'. This is who they are at their rotten core. Abusers, liars, and murderers.
Jesus Christ that collision between Nolan McLean and Jared Young was awful. I'd really like to see the MLB copy the NPB and bring out privacy screens when a guy is hurt like that
September 18, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Jesus Christ that collision between Nolan McLean and Jared Young was awful. I'd really like to see the MLB copy the NPB and bring out privacy screens when a guy is hurt like that
This is really good but we shouldn't ever forgive or forget how PPB treated this city and its citizens in 2020. My wife was one of the first people in the wall of moms and some fucking city pig dropped a concussion grenade directly at her feet FROM BEHIND WHERE SHE COULDN'T SEE IT.
Here is my full statement on the tweets I made in 2020 regarding the police. The PPA, PPB, Mayor and several of my colleagues have all made statements following that Oregonian piece. The public deserves to know what I think about that and stand for - then and now.
Press Release: Councilor Green Police Tweets
www.portland.gov
September 17, 2026 at 5:01 PM
This is really good but we shouldn't ever forgive or forget how PPB treated this city and its citizens in 2020. My wife was one of the first people in the wall of moms and some fucking city pig dropped a concussion grenade directly at her feet FROM BEHIND WHERE SHE COULDN'T SEE IT.
Seize the opportunities as they present themselves. Fuck yeah
The Zenith Franchise Transfer ordinance just failed at Council!
6-5 because Loretta Smith is gone. No Mayor tiebreaker.
Hell yeah Dunphy, Green, Morillo, Koyama Lane, Avalos, and Kanal!!!
6-5 because Loretta Smith is gone. No Mayor tiebreaker.
Hell yeah Dunphy, Green, Morillo, Koyama Lane, Avalos, and Kanal!!!
September 17, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Seize the opportunities as they present themselves. Fuck yeah
every millennial named Noah is bad except me and I keep finding new examples of this rule
It takes a special kind of Guy to look at all the circumstances of Brett Kavanaugh's career arc and reach the passive-voice conclusion that Kavanaugh "was forced" to join the Supreme Court's conservative wing. But Noah Feldman? He is that special kind of Guy. noahfeldman.substack.com/p/brett-kava...
September 16, 2026 at 7:44 PM
every millennial named Noah is bad except me and I keep finding new examples of this rule