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Hitsugaya Black
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Coffee man coffee man, yeah that's him!
I don't actually drink coffee tho, but that doesn't matter. I'm your favourite barista. Live action dead beat. Walking mural.
Put the 49ers in Oakland
49ers TE Jake Tonges will miss the rest of the season with an MCL injury.
September 16, 2026 at 7:57 PM
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I thought this was Cerrome Bunyan doing giant people shit, again.
September 16, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Richard Pryor talking about Pam Grier:
I know that thang bushier than a Costa Rican rainforest.
September 16, 2026 at 7:25 PM
He looks like a dive bar bathroom door.
so i've never paid attention to ed sheeran which means i'm now learning a lot of things such as HAVE YOU ALL SEEN HIS UGLY TATTOOS
September 16, 2026 at 12:51 AM
She kinda thick for real.
I’m moist. 🫪🫦
September 16, 2026 at 12:40 AM
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September 16, 2026 at 12:06 AM
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That kick from an ice cold Canada Dry
Bernie Mac Comedian Laughing
ALT: Bernie Mac Comedian Laughing
static.klipy.com
September 15, 2026 at 7:54 PM
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Them titties longer than a church anniversary sermon.
September 15, 2026 at 5:22 PM
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When the flavors set in!?
September 15, 2026 at 7:02 PM
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Wait no, *Diafollicle..
September 15, 2026 at 7:00 PM
DOMi & JD Beck with another banger of an album.
September 15, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Major cities being built mostly along the coasts says a lot about the development, too.
(the majority of the United States is country if we keeping it a buck)
September 15, 2026 at 3:49 PM
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HOMES is how I remember the Great Lakes. What is this HAMES shit? Not on my watch!
September 2, 2026 at 1:49 AM
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I love a good I KNOW you ain't talking
September 15, 2026 at 2:30 PM
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We need another SSX Tricky...
September 15, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Shhhhh. Just think of it as research on how cocaine works with CTE.
But, for real, why would anything Chris Brown does need to be a matter of Congressional record?
September 14, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Fettuccine Alfredo with grilled chicken and mozzarella cheese crusted on top.
September 14, 2026 at 12:19 AM
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Any time any anchor ever asks a Democrat about Hasan Piker, the correct response is “Piker isn’t running for anything. Republicans have a literal candidate supported by Mike Johnson who refers to kids as cum trophies. You’re asking the wrong questions.”
HOLY SHIT - Tapper plays Johnson footage of GOP candidate Brandon Herrera describing moms as "cum trophies," mentions he called Nazi machine guns "the original ghetto blasters," & asks Johnson how he can support him. Mike says "he has run a very effective campaign ... that was his persona online"
September 13, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Saints need a new qb
September 13, 2026 at 6:56 PM
NFL uniform thread week one:

Pats/Seahawks was fine. I wish they would do stripes on white socks. Not a fan. Otherwise, pretty good.

Rams/49ers. Good money.
September 13, 2026 at 6:34 PM
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happy first nfl sunday bitches!!!!
September 13, 2026 at 11:15 AM
I'm so cooked. I am actually the worst.
September 13, 2026 at 4:59 AM
ESPN been trying to have Oregon and Ohio State play each other for years but can't even handle out of conference games in September. Hate to see it.
September 13, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Remembering someone saying "every white woman's favorite rap song is from 15 years ago."
White schools getting hold to Black songs during college football <<<<<<<<<
September 13, 2026 at 3:24 AM
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September 13, 2026 at 3:17 AM