Matt
@shemsheltambal.bsky.social
26, your average nerd
cute and socially awkward people to the front
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cute and socially awkward people to the front
🌈👨🏫🧑🎨🕺🧙
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RPDR s18 vent:
I hate Discord and Jane, insufferable
I hate Discord and Jane, insufferable
February 16, 2026 at 12:59 PM
RPDR s18 vent:
I hate Discord and Jane, insufferable
I hate Discord and Jane, insufferable
Guess who’s back in the house
February 16, 2026 at 11:44 AM
Guess who’s back in the house
Best holiday movie for cozy feeling and cuddles?
December 25, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Best holiday movie for cozy feeling and cuddles?
Heated rivalry? More like 50 shades of GAY.
Am I right?
…
(Worked hard on this one)
Am I right?
…
(Worked hard on this one)
December 14, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Heated rivalry? More like 50 shades of GAY.
Am I right?
…
(Worked hard on this one)
Am I right?
…
(Worked hard on this one)
Tried to reconnect with a person from my past for a coffee,
Faced with a rude but honest response about not having interest or energy to spend on me - so I can’t really be mad about it.
But still, rejection feels awful
Faced with a rude but honest response about not having interest or energy to spend on me - so I can’t really be mad about it.
But still, rejection feels awful
November 25, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Tried to reconnect with a person from my past for a coffee,
Faced with a rude but honest response about not having interest or energy to spend on me - so I can’t really be mad about it.
But still, rejection feels awful
Faced with a rude but honest response about not having interest or energy to spend on me - so I can’t really be mad about it.
But still, rejection feels awful
When you wake up early and hungry but your morning breakfast is still sleeping 😩
November 19, 2025 at 10:28 AM
When you wake up early and hungry but your morning breakfast is still sleeping 😩
Seeing lady gaga tonight
November 9, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Seeing lady gaga tonight
Tank top or needy bottom
November 5, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Tank top or needy bottom
Had a haircut.
How much would you or are you spending on your barber?
How much would you or are you spending on your barber?
October 26, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Had a haircut.
How much would you or are you spending on your barber?
How much would you or are you spending on your barber?
Happy Friday something something
October 24, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Happy Friday something something
Can we get a little cartoon me thread?
This kinda adorable, made with Picrew
This kinda adorable, made with Picrew
October 19, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Can we get a little cartoon me thread?
This kinda adorable, made with Picrew
This kinda adorable, made with Picrew
Happy Pokémon day.
I guess it’s time for starters poll
I guess it’s time for starters poll
October 16, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Happy Pokémon day.
I guess it’s time for starters poll
I guess it’s time for starters poll
Started binging Gachiakute.
(Would recommend so far to all the anime peeps)
Gris is the mvp and god damn 😮💨
(Would recommend so far to all the anime peeps)
Gris is the mvp and god damn 😮💨
October 16, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Started binging Gachiakute.
(Would recommend so far to all the anime peeps)
Gris is the mvp and god damn 😮💨
(Would recommend so far to all the anime peeps)
Gris is the mvp and god damn 😮💨
Just chilling on the sofa and my tongue is hella bored
October 16, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Just chilling on the sofa and my tongue is hella bored
Which Pokémon or cartoon character would you let absolutely demolish you?
I’ll state the two obvious ones
I’ll state the two obvious ones
October 16, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Which Pokémon or cartoon character would you let absolutely demolish you?
I’ll state the two obvious ones
I’ll state the two obvious ones
I love that being catfished for being sugar babies is a share experience here 🥺🩵
October 15, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I love that being catfished for being sugar babies is a share experience here 🥺🩵
Good morning ducklings☀️🦆
October 13, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Good morning ducklings☀️🦆
is back pain part of the gay experience?
October 12, 2025 at 10:53 PM
is back pain part of the gay experience?
What would you consider a life hack you know and other might not? (Please amuse me)
I’ll start: if you have hiccups take a teaspoon of sugar and chug it down with water - done.
Haven’t had hiccups unsolved since I was 7 yo
I’ll start: if you have hiccups take a teaspoon of sugar and chug it down with water - done.
Haven’t had hiccups unsolved since I was 7 yo
October 12, 2025 at 8:28 PM
What would you consider a life hack you know and other might not? (Please amuse me)
I’ll start: if you have hiccups take a teaspoon of sugar and chug it down with water - done.
Haven’t had hiccups unsolved since I was 7 yo
I’ll start: if you have hiccups take a teaspoon of sugar and chug it down with water - done.
Haven’t had hiccups unsolved since I was 7 yo
ADHD medicine horniness is a thing
October 12, 2025 at 11:48 AM
ADHD medicine horniness is a thing
What are your Emotional Support Movie Scores?
October 12, 2025 at 8:32 AM
What are your Emotional Support Movie Scores?
one thing about me:
if you have an ass, i’m gonna smack it
if you have an ass, i’m gonna smack it
one thing about me:
if you have a penis, i'm gonna wanna touch it.
if you have a penis, i'm gonna wanna touch it.
October 12, 2025 at 7:46 AM
one thing about me:
if you have an ass, i’m gonna smack it
if you have an ass, i’m gonna smack it
Seen an episode of the great British bake off. I’m sorry but is everyone truly that bad at baking? I loved it
October 11, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Seen an episode of the great British bake off. I’m sorry but is everyone truly that bad at baking? I loved it
Ass
Dick
October 9, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Ass