alex
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alex
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this is my twitter
I’ve always hated how pf flyers fit my feet but you best believe I still might buy the beams+ collab
September 26, 2026 at 6:20 PM
ugh lol
September 26, 2026 at 4:46 AM
lincoln lawyer has absolutely ruined any legal procedural for me by showing that a tv show can be much more legally accurate than just looking up “lawyer” in the dictionary
September 26, 2026 at 4:20 AM
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As a tech journalist, paid partnership
September 25, 2026 at 11:59 PM
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I felt something at the pump
March 19, 2026 at 5:28 PM
instead of agentic ai you should get a gent who ticks all the boxes
□ 5’6
□ job with a 401k
□ 4 inch pecker
September 24, 2026 at 4:03 AM
what an innocent time when instagram filters creating instant faux-nostalgia was seen as something interesting and worth caring about
September 24, 2026 at 3:58 AM
you better mf believe I’m dropping out with bong in hand
September 22, 2026 at 1:04 PM
still havent heard a peep about the new ‘sleep’ album. i’ll listen to it if someone puts it on but thats about the limit of my curiosity
September 21, 2026 at 3:59 PM
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That’s the Fairsley Difference
September 19, 2026 at 3:42 PM
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two kids (maybe 9 years old) on the train seats in front of me are arguing and one of them just said "Imagine not drinking Dr Pepper" to the other
September 19, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Calling someone antisemitic for thinking curb your enthusiasm is “hard to watch more than one episode at a time” is one of my favorite bits
September 19, 2026 at 1:13 PM
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September 19, 2026 at 11:32 AM
only thing stopping a kiwi from being a hand fruit is you
September 19, 2026 at 1:57 AM
3rd trump clone gets unveiled monday
September 19, 2026 at 1:52 AM
there’s a dude at the shop who won’t stop talking but I annoyingly agree with him on everything he’s brought up so I feel bad I find him so annoying
September 19, 2026 at 1:12 AM
New Uncle Acid and the Deadbeats and COFFIN today :)
September 18, 2026 at 1:46 PM
and i’m unsuspended
September 17, 2026 at 5:43 AM
my undefeated shoe repair and alterations tip is just go to the most booj neighborhood near you for it. taken the L a few times when I haven’t followed my own advice. If they repair $700 dress shoes daily they’ll do red wings perfectly
September 14, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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Jesus Christ lmao
September 13, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Oh, Hayley, does Z’adarius Smith sound like a real person to you? Grow up. It's me.
Combined age of that Z’adarius Smith sack of Rodgers is 99 years old
September 13, 2026 at 8:01 PM
which right wing party that wants to kill my trans friends do you want me to vote for again
September 13, 2026 at 2:06 PM
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You’d think differently if there were democrats running on the Genocide for Insufferable Dorks platform.
I'll confess I'm shocked by this: seeing a respected progressive voice openly argue that it's better to defeat Democrats who have been flaky on trans rights than to secure Democratic control of the US Senate and US House.

Unbelievably foolish, short-sighted, self-sabotaging nonsense.
September 13, 2026 at 4:39 AM
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important to remember all of our heroes today
September 11, 2026 at 8:55 PM