Josh Gilbert, Occasional Artist
@shokxonestudios.bsky.social
He/Him. Spends way more time posting about movies than making art, and maybe one day he’ll fix that. Writer of THE IRON REF, coming soon…ish? Maybe? I dunno. Buy my art: https://www.teepublic.com/user/shokxonestudios
Pinned
Like I’ve said on my Threads account:
One strike and you’re out, people. That’s your window to not be a cunt on my feed. Be nice or be gone. Choose wisely.
One strike and you’re out, people. That’s your window to not be a cunt on my feed. Be nice or be gone. Choose wisely.
Vogon poetry is superior to AI.
October 9, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Vogon poetry is superior to AI.
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Now THIS is how you write a story. Devastating.
October 9, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Now THIS is how you write a story. Devastating.
Man of Steel Magnolias
Combine 2 Film Titles 2 make a New Film.
October 9, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Man of Steel Magnolias
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Defund and abolish ICE.
Melt down their weapons and shift its budget to social services and affordable housing.
Ban everyone who led or worked for ICE from any government job.
Corporate death penalty for the companies that aided them.
Citizenship to all of its victims, should they want it.
Melt down their weapons and shift its budget to social services and affordable housing.
Ban everyone who led or worked for ICE from any government job.
Corporate death penalty for the companies that aided them.
Citizenship to all of its victims, should they want it.
October 9, 2026 at 12:48 PM
Defund and abolish ICE.
Melt down their weapons and shift its budget to social services and affordable housing.
Ban everyone who led or worked for ICE from any government job.
Corporate death penalty for the companies that aided them.
Citizenship to all of its victims, should they want it.
Melt down their weapons and shift its budget to social services and affordable housing.
Ban everyone who led or worked for ICE from any government job.
Corporate death penalty for the companies that aided them.
Citizenship to all of its victims, should they want it.
October 9, 2026 at 7:14 AM
ROGERS: *sniff* “…Oh COME ON, Abdul!”
EL-SAYED: “He who smelt it dealt it, Mike.”
ROGERS: “He who denied it supplied it!”
EL-SAYED: “He who deflected, ejected.”
ROGERS: “…Fuck.”
EL-SAYED: “He who smelt it dealt it, Mike.”
ROGERS: “He who denied it supplied it!”
EL-SAYED: “He who deflected, ejected.”
ROGERS: “…Fuck.”
October 9, 2026 at 5:27 AM
ROGERS: *sniff* “…Oh COME ON, Abdul!”
EL-SAYED: “He who smelt it dealt it, Mike.”
ROGERS: “He who denied it supplied it!”
EL-SAYED: “He who deflected, ejected.”
ROGERS: “…Fuck.”
EL-SAYED: “He who smelt it dealt it, Mike.”
ROGERS: “He who denied it supplied it!”
EL-SAYED: “He who deflected, ejected.”
ROGERS: “…Fuck.”
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I am angry tonight.
Because tonight ICE shot a New Yorker. They shot a New Yorker while his five year old child was in the car.
ICE makes this city less safe.
We want them out. Now.
Because tonight ICE shot a New Yorker. They shot a New Yorker while his five year old child was in the car.
ICE makes this city less safe.
We want them out. Now.
October 9, 2026 at 3:55 AM
I am angry tonight.
Because tonight ICE shot a New Yorker. They shot a New Yorker while his five year old child was in the car.
ICE makes this city less safe.
We want them out. Now.
Because tonight ICE shot a New Yorker. They shot a New Yorker while his five year old child was in the car.
ICE makes this city less safe.
We want them out. Now.
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Ossoff: "If John Lewis were marching today from Selma to Montgomery, Mike Collins would be grabbing a billy club"
October 8, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Ossoff: "If John Lewis were marching today from Selma to Montgomery, Mike Collins would be grabbing a billy club"
If a non-staged triggerman had finally managed to Do The Thing, could he get off using TDS as a temporary insanity defense?
The red-hats would have no room to complain - after all, it was their idea.
The red-hats would have no room to complain - after all, it was their idea.
This Is Just Me Speculating Imurgency
ALT: This Is Just Me Speculating Imurgency
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October 8, 2026 at 11:07 PM
If a non-staged triggerman had finally managed to Do The Thing, could he get off using TDS as a temporary insanity defense?
The red-hats would have no room to complain - after all, it was their idea.
The red-hats would have no room to complain - after all, it was their idea.
May his hands rot off from the paper cut he receives while counting all his dirty money.
David Zaslav will receive a $606M payout from the Warner Bros/Paramount merger.
(Source: variety.com/2026/tv/news...)
(Source: variety.com/2026/tv/news...)
October 8, 2026 at 9:24 PM
May his hands rot off from the paper cut he receives while counting all his dirty money.
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Who had this on their #4K #UltraHD bingo card? Disney is re-issuing DIE HARD in 4K Steelbook on 12/1, along with DIE HARD 2 and DIE HARD WITH A VENGEANCE for the very first time! And yeah, the packaging artwork sucks. But still! @thedigitalbits.bsky.social
October 8, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Who had this on their #4K #UltraHD bingo card? Disney is re-issuing DIE HARD in 4K Steelbook on 12/1, along with DIE HARD 2 and DIE HARD WITH A VENGEANCE for the very first time! And yeah, the packaging artwork sucks. But still! @thedigitalbits.bsky.social
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It’s genuinely embarrassing how this country took a look at the few world-leading sectors it had and decided to just yeet them into the trash.
October 8, 2026 at 6:08 PM
It’s genuinely embarrassing how this country took a look at the few world-leading sectors it had and decided to just yeet them into the trash.
Godzilla Minus Zero ticket secured.
Wolf Of Wall Street: Lets Gooo!
ALT: Wolf Of Wall Street: Lets Gooo!
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October 8, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Godzilla Minus Zero ticket secured.
A longstanding joke is that one day Trump will rip off his face and reveal he was Andy Kaufman in a mask the whole time.
That, unfortunately, would fail to explain the rest of the hatchet-faced goobers he’s surrounded by.
That, unfortunately, would fail to explain the rest of the hatchet-faced goobers he’s surrounded by.
October 8, 2026 at 1:47 PM
A longstanding joke is that one day Trump will rip off his face and reveal he was Andy Kaufman in a mask the whole time.
That, unfortunately, would fail to explain the rest of the hatchet-faced goobers he’s surrounded by.
That, unfortunately, would fail to explain the rest of the hatchet-faced goobers he’s surrounded by.
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"Why do the Dems ignore the leftists and try to pander to centrists?" THIS. THIS RIGHT HERE. THIS KINDA SHIT IS EXACTLY WHY THEY DO THAT.
Anyone who's willing to pretzel-logic a reason to call FUCKING MAMDANI a genocider is fundamentally unpleasable, and the Dems would only waste time trying.
Anyone who's willing to pretzel-logic a reason to call FUCKING MAMDANI a genocider is fundamentally unpleasable, and the Dems would only waste time trying.
Pro-Palestinian protesters gather outside City Hall to call out Mayor Zohran Mamdani for what they see as his betrayal of the movement.
"Mayor Mamdani, you can't hide we charge you with genocide" was a chant that just rang out.
"Mayor Mamdani, you can't hide we charge you with genocide" was a chant that just rang out.
October 8, 2026 at 9:55 AM
"Why do the Dems ignore the leftists and try to pander to centrists?" THIS. THIS RIGHT HERE. THIS KINDA SHIT IS EXACTLY WHY THEY DO THAT.
Anyone who's willing to pretzel-logic a reason to call FUCKING MAMDANI a genocider is fundamentally unpleasable, and the Dems would only waste time trying.
Anyone who's willing to pretzel-logic a reason to call FUCKING MAMDANI a genocider is fundamentally unpleasable, and the Dems would only waste time trying.
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Or, basically AVENGERS: Folie à Deux.
October 8, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Or, basically AVENGERS: Folie à Deux.
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A version of Stark as DOOM, that wants to tear apart the multiverse so he can create his perfect World that worships him as a God, would be a big fuck you to the tech bros that fancy themselves as "a real life Tony Stark."
October 8, 2026 at 4:06 AM
A version of Stark as DOOM, that wants to tear apart the multiverse so he can create his perfect World that worships him as a God, would be a big fuck you to the tech bros that fancy themselves as "a real life Tony Stark."
Completely unsubstantiated headcanon: The Graboids from Tremors are thinny monsters that escaped onto earth during the events of The Mist (and thanks to the thinness of time across levels of the Dark Tower ended up in 1990) and burrowed to Perfection, NV.
Weird Al Yankovic: Seems a Little Crazy!
ALT: Weird Al Yankovic: Seems a Little Crazy!
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October 8, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Completely unsubstantiated headcanon: The Graboids from Tremors are thinny monsters that escaped onto earth during the events of The Mist (and thanks to the thinness of time across levels of the Dark Tower ended up in 1990) and burrowed to Perfection, NV.
Now watching TREMORS for the first time.
Tremors Monster Attack
ALT: Tremors Monster Attack
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October 7, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Now watching TREMORS for the first time.
"That's why we call him Hangman. He'll always hang you out to dry."
October 7, 2026 at 4:54 PM
"That's why we call him Hangman. He'll always hang you out to dry."
Car getting worked on AGAIN. Three visits to the local Midas couldn't fix the problem (that they conveniently discovered), so today the import shop I also frequent got their turn. They basically confirmed Midas fucked up and installed the wrong type of part, and now that work has to be redone.
October 7, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Car getting worked on AGAIN. Three visits to the local Midas couldn't fix the problem (that they conveniently discovered), so today the import shop I also frequent got their turn. They basically confirmed Midas fucked up and installed the wrong type of part, and now that work has to be redone.
Soulless Station, more like. #SeoulStation #Filmsky
A ★½ review of Seoul Station (2016)
The last piece of the Train to Busan trilogy I hadn't seen (unless Colony is also part of that timeline and I missed the news), and I wasn't missing much. I'm generally not a fan of 3D impersonating 2...
boxd.it
October 7, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Soulless Station, more like. #SeoulStation #Filmsky
“It was Agatha all along.”
Wrong answers only. My bet:
thanks for all the fish.
thanks for all the fish.
October 7, 2026 at 3:46 PM
“It was Agatha all along.”