shotgun
@shotgun.bsky.social
writer, rock n roll musician, radical
cat parent, former chef
bass & vocals
they / them
edmonton
cat parent, former chef
bass & vocals
they / them
edmonton
Pinned
shotgun
@shotgun.bsky.social
· Dec 21
i accidentally said “hell yeah” to a five year old
all this new tech crap does is make it easier to scam, cheat, steal, stalk, and abuse
what happened to progress that helped humanity?
what happened to progress that helped humanity?
September 10, 2026 at 3:12 PM
all this new tech crap does is make it easier to scam, cheat, steal, stalk, and abuse
what happened to progress that helped humanity?
what happened to progress that helped humanity?
i have had a song stuck in my head for about a week, i sure hope this doesn’t mimic the Nelly furtado incident
September 10, 2026 at 3:05 PM
i have had a song stuck in my head for about a week, i sure hope this doesn’t mimic the Nelly furtado incident
Reposted by shotgun
One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential
December 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential
not that anybody needs another game but saints row the third is $3.74 CAD on switch right now
September 10, 2026 at 2:44 PM
not that anybody needs another game but saints row the third is $3.74 CAD on switch right now
you can lead a hoser to american whiskey but you can’t make him drink it
August 20, 2026 at 2:19 PM
you can lead a hoser to american whiskey but you can’t make him drink it
i think you missed something because i ain’t “Ms”
August 10, 2026 at 7:10 PM
i think you missed something because i ain’t “Ms”
i respect it for what it is
but “zebra striping” sounds like it should have an entry in the urban dictionary for a fictional disgusting sex act like rusty trombone or whatever
but “zebra striping” sounds like it should have an entry in the urban dictionary for a fictional disgusting sex act like rusty trombone or whatever
July 31, 2026 at 3:15 AM
i respect it for what it is
but “zebra striping” sounds like it should have an entry in the urban dictionary for a fictional disgusting sex act like rusty trombone or whatever
but “zebra striping” sounds like it should have an entry in the urban dictionary for a fictional disgusting sex act like rusty trombone or whatever
sometimes my high school locker combination gets stuck in my head
July 26, 2026 at 3:19 PM
sometimes my high school locker combination gets stuck in my head
i am the kind of guy that will play a cover of bullet but will refuse to say m———-
July 16, 2026 at 10:34 PM
i am the kind of guy that will play a cover of bullet but will refuse to say m———-
i made bbq sauce again
it’s really good
it’s really good
July 16, 2026 at 8:36 PM
i made bbq sauce again
it’s really good
it’s really good
if you ever find yourself thinking “man, i wonder what happened to that eat pray love lady”
i recommend you find out because it is FUCKING UNHINGED
i recommend you find out because it is FUCKING UNHINGED
July 16, 2026 at 8:30 PM
if you ever find yourself thinking “man, i wonder what happened to that eat pray love lady”
i recommend you find out because it is FUCKING UNHINGED
i recommend you find out because it is FUCKING UNHINGED
my polka dot plant bloomed in September and now there is a polka dot plant in almost every plant pot
July 9, 2026 at 2:46 PM
my polka dot plant bloomed in September and now there is a polka dot plant in almost every plant pot
it looks like i should probably give the new Madonna album a listen
July 5, 2026 at 12:17 AM
it looks like i should probably give the new Madonna album a listen
don’t even get me started on how it should have been decriminalized NOT legalized
June 26, 2026 at 4:10 PM
don’t even get me started on how it should have been decriminalized NOT legalized
it’s not “who wears the pants” or “who drives the car” it is “who rolls the joints”?
June 21, 2026 at 11:30 PM
it’s not “who wears the pants” or “who drives the car” it is “who rolls the joints”?
mixing up roger federer and kevin federline
June 18, 2026 at 5:44 PM
mixing up roger federer and kevin federline
i wish i was in a band :(
June 17, 2026 at 9:18 PM
i wish i was in a band :(
i haven’t thought about ralph bucks since the nexopia days
June 17, 2026 at 9:17 PM
i haven’t thought about ralph bucks since the nexopia days
i had a dream that ronald regan came back to life and ran for president again and won
no thank you
no thank you
June 15, 2026 at 3:05 PM
i had a dream that ronald regan came back to life and ran for president again and won
no thank you
no thank you
back to making hot sauce
June 8, 2026 at 10:50 PM
back to making hot sauce
i love rock n roll
download the jukebox app baby
download the jukebox app baby
May 23, 2026 at 3:34 PM
i love rock n roll
download the jukebox app baby
download the jukebox app baby
it is warm enough to open the windows so my neighbours are about to get about 100 free concerts
Set list
Scales
Blues exercise
Country exercise
Stand by Me
Blitzkrieg Bop
Set list
Scales
Blues exercise
Country exercise
Stand by Me
Blitzkrieg Bop
May 20, 2026 at 3:13 PM
it is warm enough to open the windows so my neighbours are about to get about 100 free concerts
Set list
Scales
Blues exercise
Country exercise
Stand by Me
Blitzkrieg Bop
Set list
Scales
Blues exercise
Country exercise
Stand by Me
Blitzkrieg Bop
Reposted by shotgun
We deserve better leadership.
We deserve better government.
We deserve a better Alberta.
Alberta's New Democrats are ready.
youtu.be/fLgzfd3N-P8
We deserve better government.
We deserve a better Alberta.
Alberta's New Democrats are ready.
youtu.be/fLgzfd3N-P8
We need strong leadership in times of crisis.
YouTube video by Naheed Nenshi
youtu.be
May 20, 2026 at 3:08 PM
We deserve better leadership.
We deserve better government.
We deserve a better Alberta.
Alberta's New Democrats are ready.
youtu.be/fLgzfd3N-P8
We deserve better government.
We deserve a better Alberta.
Alberta's New Democrats are ready.
youtu.be/fLgzfd3N-P8
good morning to everybody in alberta except the ucp and their supporters, and the right wingers who don’t support them but suck anyway
May 20, 2026 at 3:08 PM
good morning to everybody in alberta except the ucp and their supporters, and the right wingers who don’t support them but suck anyway