SHRIMPO 🍤
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𝘚𝘞𝘐𝘔𝘔𝘐𝘕𝘎 𝘛𝘏𝘙𝘖𝘜𝘎𝘏
𝙎𝙄𝘾𝙆 𝙇𝙐𝙇𝙇𝘼𝘽𝙄𝙀𝙎,
ᶜᴴᴼᴷᴵᴺᴳ ᴼᴺ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀʟɪʙɪꜱ
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𝘚𝘞𝘐𝘔𝘔𝘐𝘕𝘎 𝘛𝘏𝘙𝘖𝘜𝘎𝘏
𝙎𝙄𝘾𝙆 𝙇𝙐𝙇𝙇𝘼𝘽𝙄𝙀𝙎,
ᶜᴴᴼᴷᴵᴺᴳ ᴼᴺ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀʟɪʙɪꜱ
Pinned
THESE JOKES HAVE BEEN GETTING WORSE LATELY. I HATE THEM!!!
June 15, 2026 at 4:23 AM
THESE JOKES HAVE BEEN GETTING WORSE LATELY. I HATE THEM!!!
WELL I DON'T MAKE IT THAT'S TOO MUCH EFFORT. SNORTING IS STUPID
February 24, 2026 at 3:59 AM
WELL I DON'T MAKE IT THAT'S TOO MUCH EFFORT. SNORTING IS STUPID
[crossing his arms]
GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON WHY IM MAKING IT AND NOT BUYING IT. THAT'S HOW I KNOW BARNABY IS IN IT
GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON WHY IM MAKING IT AND NOT BUYING IT. THAT'S HOW I KNOW BARNABY IS IN IT
February 24, 2026 at 3:57 AM
[crossing his arms]
GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON WHY IM MAKING IT AND NOT BUYING IT. THAT'S HOW I KNOW BARNABY IS IN IT
GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON WHY IM MAKING IT AND NOT BUYING IT. THAT'S HOW I KNOW BARNABY IS IN IT
BEEN THERE DONE THAT WE ALL KNOW BARNABY IS THE SUPPLIER
February 24, 2026 at 3:48 AM
BEEN THERE DONE THAT WE ALL KNOW BARNABY IS THE SUPPLIER
FINN IM TRYING TO STIR MAC N CHEESE YOU DONT NEED YOUR ARMS AROUND MY WAIST
February 7, 2026 at 6:01 AM
FINN IM TRYING TO STIR MAC N CHEESE YOU DONT NEED YOUR ARMS AROUND MY WAIST
DON'T LOOK AT ME
January 7, 2026 at 6:46 PM
DON'T LOOK AT ME
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! won eulb m'I
( and he smells like ink and windex )
( and he smells like ink and windex )
January 7, 2026 at 6:31 PM
! won eulb m'I
( and he smells like ink and windex )
( and he smells like ink and windex )
[looking around . THEN RUNNING OFF]
I'M NOT GOING TO JAIL
I'M NOT GOING TO JAIL
( . . . . . )
! esromer gnicneirepxe s'eH
( blots appearance starts to slowly shift to a blue hue . )
! esromer gnicneirepxe s'eH
( blots appearance starts to slowly shift to a blue hue . )
[they're all windex.]
HEY YOU CAN'T DO THAT STOP!!!!!
HEY YOU CAN'T DO THAT STOP!!!!!
January 7, 2026 at 6:28 PM
[looking around . THEN RUNNING OFF]
I'M NOT GOING TO JAIL
I'M NOT GOING TO JAIL
I POURED ALL OF THEM IT'D BE CHEATING. YOU FIRST
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" I dunnoooooo .. Prove it ‼️
Unless you're chicken. "
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" I dunnoooooo .. Prove it ‼️
Unless you're chicken. "
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I NEVER EVER LOSE I ALWAYS WIN
January 7, 2026 at 6:26 PM
I POURED ALL OF THEM IT'D BE CHEATING. YOU FIRST
[they're all windex.]
HEY YOU CAN'T DO THAT STOP!!!!!
HEY YOU CAN'T DO THAT STOP!!!!!
. tihs tab nam siht evird em hctaw , tahC
( she proceeds to drink all of them . )
( she proceeds to drink all of them . )
January 7, 2026 at 6:24 PM
[they're all windex.]
HEY YOU CAN'T DO THAT STOP!!!!!
HEY YOU CAN'T DO THAT STOP!!!!!
I NEVER EVER LOSE I ALWAYS WIN
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" ... But you're also losing,, !! "
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" ... But you're also losing,, !! "
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ITS THE SHRIMPO GAME >:)
January 7, 2026 at 6:20 PM
I NEVER EVER LOSE I ALWAYS WIN
ITS THE SHRIMPO GAME >:)
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“ Das not how games work、though . . . “
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“ Das not how games work、though . . . “
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THAT'S THE POINT!!
January 7, 2026 at 6:16 PM
ITS THE SHRIMPO GAME >:)
THAT'S THE POINT!!
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“ Looks like a losin' game ‼️ “
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“ Looks like a losin' game ‼️ “
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January 7, 2026 at 6:14 PM
THAT'S THE POINT!!
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January 3, 2026 at 10:29 AM
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[peeking over the counter to try and spit on him. he fails and it hits the counter... and regardless he struts off like he won ?]
January 3, 2026 at 7:19 AM
[peeking over the counter to try and spit on him. he fails and it hits the counter... and regardless he struts off like he won ?]
YOU'RE SO LUCKY DANDY HAS EVERY BOX ANCHORED DOWN AFTER THE FIRST TIME!!!
January 3, 2026 at 7:05 AM
YOU'RE SO LUCKY DANDY HAS EVERY BOX ANCHORED DOWN AFTER THE FIRST TIME!!!
IM GONNA CHOKE YOU WITH YOUR OWN CHAIN
January 3, 2026 at 6:57 AM
IM GONNA CHOKE YOU WITH YOUR OWN CHAIN
I DON'T SUCK! YOU SWALLOW!!
[smacking her nose in disdain! wiggling out of her grasp, brushing himself off. huff.]
MAYBE LET ME BE THE NOISE INSTEAD. YOU'RE NOT NEEDED!!!
[smacking her nose in disdain! wiggling out of her grasp, brushing himself off. huff.]
MAYBE LET ME BE THE NOISE INSTEAD. YOU'RE NOT NEEDED!!!
December 28, 2025 at 6:42 AM
I DON'T SUCK! YOU SWALLOW!!
[smacking her nose in disdain! wiggling out of her grasp, brushing himself off. huff.]
MAYBE LET ME BE THE NOISE INSTEAD. YOU'RE NOT NEEDED!!!
[smacking her nose in disdain! wiggling out of her grasp, brushing himself off. huff.]
MAYBE LET ME BE THE NOISE INSTEAD. YOU'RE NOT NEEDED!!!
I HATE YOU AND SEEING YOU!! I NEED TO LOSE MY EYES!!
[claws up to his eyes! hiding them... groaning in AGITATION.]
YOU SUCK!!
[claws up to his eyes! hiding them... groaning in AGITATION.]
YOU SUCK!!
December 28, 2025 at 6:31 AM
I HATE YOU AND SEEING YOU!! I NEED TO LOSE MY EYES!!
[claws up to his eyes! hiding them... groaning in AGITATION.]
YOU SUCK!!
[claws up to his eyes! hiding them... groaning in AGITATION.]
YOU SUCK!!
STOP CRYINGGGG. IT'S SO ANNOYING!!
[little tail wags as he scowled! angry but only kind of pushing her away.]
SEE WHAT I MEANT BY YOUR NOISE BEING THE WORST?!
[little tail wags as he scowled! angry but only kind of pushing her away.]
SEE WHAT I MEANT BY YOUR NOISE BEING THE WORST?!
December 28, 2025 at 6:27 AM
STOP CRYINGGGG. IT'S SO ANNOYING!!
[little tail wags as he scowled! angry but only kind of pushing her away.]
SEE WHAT I MEANT BY YOUR NOISE BEING THE WORST?!
[little tail wags as he scowled! angry but only kind of pushing her away.]
SEE WHAT I MEANT BY YOUR NOISE BEING THE WORST?!