@shrumptheorc.bsky.social
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If you are a foreign president who commits crimes overseas, America will come get you, arrest you, and lock you up.
But if you are a US president who commits crimes here in the United States, America will give you immunity from prosecution, reelect you, and bribe you with billions of dollars.
But if you are a US president who commits crimes here in the United States, America will give you immunity from prosecution, reelect you, and bribe you with billions of dollars.
January 4, 2026 at 1:57 AM
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Trump kidnapping another country's head of state is giving hope to those of us who want some European or Canadian leader to do the same for us.
January 3, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Trump kidnapping another country's head of state is giving hope to those of us who want some European or Canadian leader to do the same for us.
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A WILD ONE: A man broke his leg during an arrest by ICE at a car wash south of L.A.
ICE has held him under 24/7 guard at a hospital, registering him under a pseudonym, for *37 days* without telling him why.
A judge has ordered his immediate release.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
ICE has held him under 24/7 guard at a hospital, registering him under a pseudonym, for *37 days* without telling him why.
A judge has ordered his immediate release.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
October 5, 2025 at 1:35 AM
A WILD ONE: A man broke his leg during an arrest by ICE at a car wash south of L.A.
ICE has held him under 24/7 guard at a hospital, registering him under a pseudonym, for *37 days* without telling him why.
A judge has ordered his immediate release.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
ICE has held him under 24/7 guard at a hospital, registering him under a pseudonym, for *37 days* without telling him why.
A judge has ordered his immediate release.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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Guardsmen don't want it. Cops don't want it. Americans living in cities don't want it. Donald Trump and Pete Hegseth are ignoring all of them.
Oregon National Guard Leader Laments Portland Deployment
EXCLUSIVE: Leaked letter from Guard leader levels with troops on unpopular mission
www.kenklippenstein.com
October 1, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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The president of the United States wants to shut the government down to hide the fact that he raped little girls.
September 27, 2025 at 10:49 AM
The president of the United States wants to shut the government down to hide the fact that he raped little girls.
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She’s not wrong.
September 27, 2025 at 11:45 PM
She’s not wrong.
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That says it all!
September 7, 2025 at 6:51 PM
That says it all!
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Couldn’t have said it better myself…
September 7, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Couldn’t have said it better myself…
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September 7, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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TIL people still get shocked by the revelation that Willie Nelson is way left; and I can’t stop laughing, ‘cause, y’all, he is not coy about it.
March 11, 2025 at 1:29 AM
TIL people still get shocked by the revelation that Willie Nelson is way left; and I can’t stop laughing, ‘cause, y’all, he is not coy about it.
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One link to the story www.wired.com/story/gsa-sa...
A Sensitive Complex Housing a CIA Facility Was on GSA's List of US Properties for Sale
Plans to redevelop a Northern Virginia warehouse site have long been complicated by the area’s worst-kept secret—the presence of a CIA facility. The GSA put the site up for sale anyway.
www.wired.com
March 6, 2025 at 9:54 PM
One link to the story www.wired.com/story/gsa-sa...
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DOGE’s federal property sell-off has accidentally revealed a CIA black site in Northern Virginia, according to Bloomberg.
March 6, 2025 at 9:51 PM
DOGE’s federal property sell-off has accidentally revealed a CIA black site in Northern Virginia, according to Bloomberg.
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If you wanted to cut waste, fraud, and abuse, you would empower the inspectors general.
If you wanted more waste, fraud, and abuse, you would fire them.
If you wanted more waste, fraud, and abuse, you would fire them.
February 17, 2025 at 2:17 PM
If you wanted to cut waste, fraud, and abuse, you would empower the inspectors general.
If you wanted more waste, fraud, and abuse, you would fire them.
If you wanted more waste, fraud, and abuse, you would fire them.
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Hi all, We’re still here at OPM.
We have a situation where we MIGHT, and I do mean, MIGHT have four of Elon’s people blocked from the building.
Can we get press or a member of Congress down here? We’ve blocked them for two hours and they keep coming back and trying to go in.
We have a situation where we MIGHT, and I do mean, MIGHT have four of Elon’s people blocked from the building.
Can we get press or a member of Congress down here? We’ve blocked them for two hours and they keep coming back and trying to go in.
February 2, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Hi all, We’re still here at OPM.
We have a situation where we MIGHT, and I do mean, MIGHT have four of Elon’s people blocked from the building.
Can we get press or a member of Congress down here? We’ve blocked them for two hours and they keep coming back and trying to go in.
We have a situation where we MIGHT, and I do mean, MIGHT have four of Elon’s people blocked from the building.
Can we get press or a member of Congress down here? We’ve blocked them for two hours and they keep coming back and trying to go in.
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How is Trump hoping to improve air safety?!
February 2, 2025 at 10:20 PM
How is Trump hoping to improve air safety?!
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Hey Canada,
Cut the power to the US on Super Bowl Sunday.
Cut the power to the US on Super Bowl Sunday.
February 2, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Hey Canada,
Cut the power to the US on Super Bowl Sunday.
Cut the power to the US on Super Bowl Sunday.
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do you have any idea just how badly you have to fuck up to get Canada mad at you
February 2, 2025 at 3:21 AM
do you have any idea just how badly you have to fuck up to get Canada mad at you
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Did anyone notice how Russia was spared any tariffs?
February 2, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Did anyone notice how Russia was spared any tariffs?
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When I was a Hill staffer in 2009, a Dem trifecta was trying to pass universal healthcare. In response, Senate GOP released a memo detailing all of the tactics they in the minority could use to delay the effort as much as possible. I'm recirculating that 2009 GOP memo here. Take inspiration from it.
February 2, 2025 at 5:33 PM
When I was a Hill staffer in 2009, a Dem trifecta was trying to pass universal healthcare. In response, Senate GOP released a memo detailing all of the tactics they in the minority could use to delay the effort as much as possible. I'm recirculating that 2009 GOP memo here. Take inspiration from it.
Shrump the Orc Slays Predecessor LIVE!!!
YouTube video by Shrump the Orc
youtube.com
February 1, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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It’s OK to buy games at launch.
It’s OK to buy games on sale.
It’s OK to play games via a subscription service.
It’s OK to borrow games from your friends.
It’s not OK to shame others for how they access gaming.
Financial situations are different for everyone. Be kind about it.
It’s OK to buy games on sale.
It’s OK to play games via a subscription service.
It’s OK to borrow games from your friends.
It’s not OK to shame others for how they access gaming.
Financial situations are different for everyone. Be kind about it.
January 26, 2025 at 10:17 PM
It’s OK to buy games at launch.
It’s OK to buy games on sale.
It’s OK to play games via a subscription service.
It’s OK to borrow games from your friends.
It’s not OK to shame others for how they access gaming.
Financial situations are different for everyone. Be kind about it.
It’s OK to buy games on sale.
It’s OK to play games via a subscription service.
It’s OK to borrow games from your friends.
It’s not OK to shame others for how they access gaming.
Financial situations are different for everyone. Be kind about it.