mael
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A conversation in steel
October 7, 2026 at 8:21 PM
A conversation in steel
I Just Burst Out Languishing
October 7, 2026 at 8:18 PM
I Just Burst Out Languishing
I was bored and decided to experiment on how quickly you can turn a youtube feed rancid by clicking on all the moron stuff while logged out and after like 5 minutes my feed was 80% malfoid, shy but lowkey freaky gothgirls and femboy history, interesting, most interesting. Society
Hate to draw attention to X content but that “Malfoid” crap man lmao
October 7, 2026 at 8:07 PM
I was bored and decided to experiment on how quickly you can turn a youtube feed rancid by clicking on all the moron stuff while logged out and after like 5 minutes my feed was 80% malfoid, shy but lowkey freaky gothgirls and femboy history, interesting, most interesting. Society
Mount and blade is such a funny game for not being a "funny" game, cavalry charges into an archer formation and it's flying limbs, miscellaneous clattering, people getting hit so hard there's nothing but boots left, someone freaks out and yells "ANCESTORS-" it's just perfect, it's exactly right
October 7, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Mount and blade is such a funny game for not being a "funny" game, cavalry charges into an archer formation and it's flying limbs, miscellaneous clattering, people getting hit so hard there's nothing but boots left, someone freaks out and yells "ANCESTORS-" it's just perfect, it's exactly right
Mentos has fucking done something or collaborated with search engines to suppress questions about it, I swear one of these flavors tastes exactly like sweat but nothing is coming up, the searches are generic as if I just looked up "mentos candy what is" I'm whistleblowing this
September 29, 2026 at 10:02 AM
Mentos has fucking done something or collaborated with search engines to suppress questions about it, I swear one of these flavors tastes exactly like sweat but nothing is coming up, the searches are generic as if I just looked up "mentos candy what is" I'm whistleblowing this
Ace combat 8 is the first triple A game I'm excited for in a long while, if it sucks I will be targeting critical infrastructure
September 28, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Ace combat 8 is the first triple A game I'm excited for in a long while, if it sucks I will be targeting critical infrastructure
(Patting pockets) My oomfs, I have to find my oomfs
September 26, 2026 at 6:42 PM
(Patting pockets) My oomfs, I have to find my oomfs
Was already one foot out the door but I've just reported a shock video of someone hanging themselves on X and a minute later I get an email "our automated system has determined a violation did not take place"... just not a good website, it's not any good for anyone really, that's it for me I think
September 26, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Was already one foot out the door but I've just reported a shock video of someone hanging themselves on X and a minute later I get an email "our automated system has determined a violation did not take place"... just not a good website, it's not any good for anyone really, that's it for me I think
Is it considered a faux pas to bring mi pistola to a job interview
September 25, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Is it considered a faux pas to bring mi pistola to a job interview
I love self-conscious tabbers. It's okay, I'm sure you tried your best
September 25, 2026 at 11:59 AM
I love self-conscious tabbers. It's okay, I'm sure you tried your best
What is a good favorite color
Blue pros and cons
Green controversy reddit
Blue pros and cons
Green controversy reddit
September 24, 2026 at 2:33 PM
What is a good favorite color
Blue pros and cons
Green controversy reddit
Blue pros and cons
Green controversy reddit
(Tosses dossier to your desk)
Have this... fucking thing figured out by monday, okay?
(You open the dossier and see a top-down view of yourself in your office, opening a dossier)
Have this... fucking thing figured out by monday, okay?
(You open the dossier and see a top-down view of yourself in your office, opening a dossier)
September 22, 2026 at 4:24 AM
(Tosses dossier to your desk)
Have this... fucking thing figured out by monday, okay?
(You open the dossier and see a top-down view of yourself in your office, opening a dossier)
Have this... fucking thing figured out by monday, okay?
(You open the dossier and see a top-down view of yourself in your office, opening a dossier)
Just conceded an inch to the bastards
September 21, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Just conceded an inch to the bastards
We were building cathedrals to the wrong guy all along - epic fail
September 21, 2026 at 2:12 PM
We were building cathedrals to the wrong guy all along - epic fail
It's a man-eat-meal world
September 21, 2026 at 2:00 PM
It's a man-eat-meal world
I'm on this here site for libbed up dads but I'm trying to make girls laugh, any tips
September 21, 2026 at 1:51 PM
I'm on this here site for libbed up dads but I'm trying to make girls laugh, any tips
Don't like that it automatically adds a lil 1/x thing when you self-reply, I'm not doing a 🧵👇, just setting the course for the main post
September 21, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Don't like that it automatically adds a lil 1/x thing when you self-reply, I'm not doing a 🧵👇, just setting the course for the main post
I FUCK THE MOVIES
I MAKE THEM CUM
I MAKE THEM CUM
September 21, 2026 at 12:16 PM
I FUCK THE MOVIES
I MAKE THEM CUM
I MAKE THEM CUM
Preacher curl... badass name, badass exercise
September 21, 2026 at 5:20 AM
Preacher curl... badass name, badass exercise
Elongated Muskrat put out the hit on pobnellion. My final straw. This far, and no further
September 20, 2026 at 7:14 AM
Elongated Muskrat put out the hit on pobnellion. My final straw. This far, and no further
I have coal in my drafts it's not allowing me to delete and it taunts me every time I come here
September 17, 2026 at 8:39 PM
I have coal in my drafts it's not allowing me to delete and it taunts me every time I come here
They should do to housing what they did to TVs. Make them cheap, and built in beautiful China
September 17, 2026 at 8:38 PM
They should do to housing what they did to TVs. Make them cheap, and built in beautiful China