Mike Ginn
@shutupmikeginn.bsky.social
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Mike Ginn
@shutupmikeginn.bsky.social
· Jan 16
My "Not involved in human trafficking" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
Alfa Romeo struggles as a brand because their name is at odds with itself… there's nothing “Alpha” about killing yourself over a hoe like "Romeo"
October 27, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Alfa Romeo struggles as a brand because their name is at odds with itself… there's nothing “Alpha” about killing yourself over a hoe like "Romeo"
I’m thinking about trying to become a LinkedIn influencer in a field I know nothing about. Possible hotel management
October 27, 2026 at 1:52 AM
I’m thinking about trying to become a LinkedIn influencer in a field I know nothing about. Possible hotel management
There’s a guy performatively reading at the library. Literally been at a table in the back corner for hours, probably waiting for some woman to notice him. Pathetic
October 26, 2026 at 11:20 PM
There’s a guy performatively reading at the library. Literally been at a table in the back corner for hours, probably waiting for some woman to notice him. Pathetic
Bickering with people on Threads kind of feels like going to the starting area of an RPG after hitting your level cap
October 25, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Bickering with people on Threads kind of feels like going to the starting area of an RPG after hitting your level cap
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if you ever happen to see someone post a joke you don't understand or discuss a subject you aren't familiar with, you are well within your right to complain, and perhaps even scold them if necessary. you are their customer and you have rights
October 24, 2026 at 8:19 PM
if you ever happen to see someone post a joke you don't understand or discuss a subject you aren't familiar with, you are well within your right to complain, and perhaps even scold them if necessary. you are their customer and you have rights
fellas, your gf hid this thing in a box labeled “kitchen stuff,” wyd?
October 24, 2026 at 7:39 PM
fellas, your gf hid this thing in a box labeled “kitchen stuff,” wyd?
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Hey Bluesky, we brought these for you! 🍌🍌🍌
What traits would you like to see bred into the next iteration of chimpanzees?
What traits would you like to see bred into the next iteration of chimpanzees?
October 24, 2026 at 6:17 AM
Hey Bluesky, we brought these for you! 🍌🍌🍌
What traits would you like to see bred into the next iteration of chimpanzees?
What traits would you like to see bred into the next iteration of chimpanzees?
the scientific method is the sort of thing where if it wasn’t invented yet, I could see myself inventing it
October 24, 2026 at 5:56 AM
the scientific method is the sort of thing where if it wasn’t invented yet, I could see myself inventing it
when a couple I’m friends with breaks up and one of them tries to make plans with me, I forward it to the other with “would you like to make a counter?”
October 23, 2026 at 5:43 PM
when a couple I’m friends with breaks up and one of them tries to make plans with me, I forward it to the other with “would you like to make a counter?”
In a very nefarious seeming piece of DIY modification, the porno theatre near me added a special ventilation tube to the ticket taker booth
October 23, 2026 at 12:27 AM
In a very nefarious seeming piece of DIY modification, the porno theatre near me added a special ventilation tube to the ticket taker booth
So glad I can finally talk about this project! If you know me you know I grew up and have been basically harming dogs my entire life. Incredibly grateful to get to do it in a professional capacity 🙏🏻
*NEW* Colossal Biosciences’ Ben Lamm and Anduril’s Palmer Luckey team up on a new startup to genetically engineer war dogs for the military. Warhound comes out of stealth at $1.2B valuation
For @forbes.com with @iainmartin.bsky.social and @mhunterhart.bsky.social
www.forbes.com/sites/amyfel...
For @forbes.com with @iainmartin.bsky.social and @mhunterhart.bsky.social
www.forbes.com/sites/amyfel...
Billionaires Palmer Luckey And Ben Lamm Spin Up Startup To Genetically Engineer Military Dogs
Ben Lamm of de-extinction startup Colossal has teamed up with Palmer Luckey’s team at Anduril to create a dog that’s optimized for military use. The new “warhounds” will be cloned and gene edited.
www.forbes.com
October 23, 2026 at 12:03 AM
So glad I can finally talk about this project! If you know me you know I grew up and have been basically harming dogs my entire life. Incredibly grateful to get to do it in a professional capacity 🙏🏻
if i ran a political attack ad on an opponent i would pay their entire 5th grade class to say, on camera and in unison, "this person should not be in a position of power." it would be over
October 21, 2026 at 4:56 AM
if i ran a political attack ad on an opponent i would pay their entire 5th grade class to say, on camera and in unison, "this person should not be in a position of power." it would be over
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>> what to bring in picnic basket?
>> Cheese, crackers :)
>> i hate cheese and i’m scared of what crackers do to my teeth. was hoping for suggestions more like blackberries
>> Why don’t you just bring blackberries then
>> was hoping to learn of something like blackberries that’s unknown to me
>> Cheese, crackers :)
>> i hate cheese and i’m scared of what crackers do to my teeth. was hoping for suggestions more like blackberries
>> Why don’t you just bring blackberries then
>> was hoping to learn of something like blackberries that’s unknown to me
July 2, 2026 at 10:17 AM
>> what to bring in picnic basket?
>> Cheese, crackers :)
>> i hate cheese and i’m scared of what crackers do to my teeth. was hoping for suggestions more like blackberries
>> Why don’t you just bring blackberries then
>> was hoping to learn of something like blackberries that’s unknown to me
>> Cheese, crackers :)
>> i hate cheese and i’m scared of what crackers do to my teeth. was hoping for suggestions more like blackberries
>> Why don’t you just bring blackberries then
>> was hoping to learn of something like blackberries that’s unknown to me
I never taught my child the words “fail” “loss” or “try.” He’s in fourth grade now, and guess what? He’s fucked up in a really funny way
October 21, 2026 at 3:15 AM
I never taught my child the words “fail” “loss” or “try.” He’s in fourth grade now, and guess what? He’s fucked up in a really funny way
hot dog summoning circle
October 21, 2026 at 3:01 AM
hot dog summoning circle
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yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect
August 13, 2026 at 7:41 PM
yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect
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every address you’ve lived at is a yahoo address
October 20, 2026 at 7:53 PM
every address you’ve lived at is a yahoo address
(just caused a bunch of problems through severe personal incompetence voice) i'm interested in SOLUTIONS
October 20, 2026 at 7:49 PM
(just caused a bunch of problems through severe personal incompetence voice) i'm interested in SOLUTIONS
Tom Cruise’s appearance in Digger got a big laugh from my (mostly hipster) theater. They were familiar with him from his work in other movies.
October 20, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Tom Cruise’s appearance in Digger got a big laugh from my (mostly hipster) theater. They were familiar with him from his work in other movies.
had a weird moment walking home last night where a car pulled up next to me and two people in it shined flashlights around me calling out "Monday??" I thought they were making fun of me so I responded "it's Sunday" and the man driving said "Monday is our dog!"
October 19, 2026 at 6:54 PM
had a weird moment walking home last night where a car pulled up next to me and two people in it shined flashlights around me calling out "Monday??" I thought they were making fun of me so I responded "it's Sunday" and the man driving said "Monday is our dog!"
The Artists Way has been a huge help to my productivity. It was so annoying and tedious that I just sucked it up and forced myself to work regular style
October 19, 2026 at 5:58 PM
The Artists Way has been a huge help to my productivity. It was so annoying and tedious that I just sucked it up and forced myself to work regular style
(hissing under my breath) you’re being lynchian again, you said you wouldn’t act lynchian while my parents are visiting
October 19, 2026 at 6:48 AM
(hissing under my breath) you’re being lynchian again, you said you wouldn’t act lynchian while my parents are visiting
getting emails that your FICO score has changed are really weird. “Hey Mike the banks have been talking and we are all feel slightly different about you. We thought you should know”
October 19, 2026 at 6:22 AM
getting emails that your FICO score has changed are really weird. “Hey Mike the banks have been talking and we are all feel slightly different about you. We thought you should know”
Elite custom license plate + frame combo I saw today
October 15, 2026 at 5:35 AM
Elite custom license plate + frame combo I saw today