ShyteHawk
@shytehawk.bsky.social
Miserable Twat, Dinosaurs, LUFC, Failed Stand - Up, Failed Writer, Dwarf With An Otter, Godzilla Wrangler, Loops Ahoy Host, Twitch Chat Show Guy. He/Him [email protected]
I went for a run and Sarah Millican said I did very well and called me pet. I dont want to ever disappoint Sarah Millican
October 2, 2026 at 5:00 PM
I went for a run and Sarah Millican said I did very well and called me pet. I dont want to ever disappoint Sarah Millican
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ITS NEW EPISODE DAY!
Energy Issues, Retired Giraffe, Sneaky, Its all just 1998, How Do You Do Fellow Gnolls? Jet Jaguar, Dragon Debates and some stuff in Ep 142: As Featured On The 1998 Godzilla Film Soundtrack
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Energy Issues, Retired Giraffe, Sneaky, Its all just 1998, How Do You Do Fellow Gnolls? Jet Jaguar, Dragon Debates and some stuff in Ep 142: As Featured On The 1998 Godzilla Film Soundtrack
Available here and all podcast places
www.dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk/episodes/ep-...
Dungeons & Dickheads | Ep 142: As Featured On The 1998 Godzilla Film Soundtrack
Energy Drink Issues, Retired Giraffe, Sneaky Sneaky, Its all just 1998, How Do You Do Fellow Gnolls? A Minute With Jet Jaguar, Fistings, Dragon Debates and some other stuff
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October 2, 2026 at 9:57 AM
ITS NEW EPISODE DAY!
Energy Issues, Retired Giraffe, Sneaky, Its all just 1998, How Do You Do Fellow Gnolls? Jet Jaguar, Dragon Debates and some stuff in Ep 142: As Featured On The 1998 Godzilla Film Soundtrack
Available here and all podcast places
www.dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk/episodes/ep-...
Energy Issues, Retired Giraffe, Sneaky, Its all just 1998, How Do You Do Fellow Gnolls? Jet Jaguar, Dragon Debates and some stuff in Ep 142: As Featured On The 1998 Godzilla Film Soundtrack
Available here and all podcast places
www.dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk/episodes/ep-...
Gonna rebrand as a DbD leak account and just schedule weekly posts to say "2v8 is coming back soon"
September 29, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Gonna rebrand as a DbD leak account and just schedule weekly posts to say "2v8 is coming back soon"
Who knew that punching downward for 30 years could give you biceps?
Matt Forde, plonker out, excitedly unlocking the Spitting Image Puppet Cupboard
September 29, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Who knew that punching downward for 30 years could give you biceps?
If I see and hear Jude Law go "NYOM NYOM NYOM" loudly whilst eating chicken again I am gonna shit on the front steps at the Uber Eats HQ
September 28, 2026 at 7:36 PM
If I see and hear Jude Law go "NYOM NYOM NYOM" loudly whilst eating chicken again I am gonna shit on the front steps at the Uber Eats HQ
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ITS NEW EPISODE DAY!
Honk-Shoo, More Godzilla Lore Nobody Asked For, Long Turns, The Eyes Are The Windscreen To The Soul, Bitten Tongue, Letterbox Fudge,and some other guff in Ep 141: BigDragon Vs MechaDickheads
Available here and all podcast places
www.dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk/episodes/ep-...
Honk-Shoo, More Godzilla Lore Nobody Asked For, Long Turns, The Eyes Are The Windscreen To The Soul, Bitten Tongue, Letterbox Fudge,and some other guff in Ep 141: BigDragon Vs MechaDickheads
Available here and all podcast places
www.dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk/episodes/ep-...
Dungeons & Dickheads | Ep 141: BigDragon Vs MechaDickheads
Honk-Shoo, More Godzilla Lore Nobody Asked For, Very Long Turns, The Eyes Are The Windscreen To The Soul, CHOMP! CHOMP! Bitten Tongue, Letterbox Fudge, Beverage Chat and some other guff
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September 25, 2026 at 12:34 PM
ITS NEW EPISODE DAY!
Honk-Shoo, More Godzilla Lore Nobody Asked For, Long Turns, The Eyes Are The Windscreen To The Soul, Bitten Tongue, Letterbox Fudge,and some other guff in Ep 141: BigDragon Vs MechaDickheads
Available here and all podcast places
www.dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk/episodes/ep-...
Honk-Shoo, More Godzilla Lore Nobody Asked For, Long Turns, The Eyes Are The Windscreen To The Soul, Bitten Tongue, Letterbox Fudge,and some other guff in Ep 141: BigDragon Vs MechaDickheads
Available here and all podcast places
www.dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk/episodes/ep-...
This whole thing is a bad idea but I am doing it anyway
Made a trailer, here is that trailer. End marketing
September 24, 2026 at 4:05 PM
This whole thing is a bad idea but I am doing it anyway
So if Britain has no ideas to make more Dr Who and America has no ideas to make more Muppets why has nobody proposed a swap deal? I know that sounds daft but a license switch that covers x amount of years that can be mutually renewed with shared revenue could work .... right? Disney and Sony did it
September 23, 2026 at 9:27 PM
So if Britain has no ideas to make more Dr Who and America has no ideas to make more Muppets why has nobody proposed a swap deal? I know that sounds daft but a license switch that covers x amount of years that can be mutually renewed with shared revenue could work .... right? Disney and Sony did it
The Resident Evil film was fun but my main issue was every time I tried to leave the cinema I accidentally span around and walked back in and had to watch the big doors creak open again. 3 hours I was stuck in the Odeon
September 23, 2026 at 4:26 PM
The Resident Evil film was fun but my main issue was every time I tried to leave the cinema I accidentally span around and walked back in and had to watch the big doors creak open again. 3 hours I was stuck in the Odeon
I forgot to stream again
September 21, 2026 at 6:36 PM
I forgot to stream again
I believe this is what marketing pricks call a "Soft Launch"
Ever wondered what a midlife crisis sounds like? Shytey (Porkeye) a 44 year old out of shape idiot has decided to start wrestling training. Sounds like a ruptured knee waiting to happen right? Find out here bsky.app/profile/tooo...
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September 21, 2026 at 5:03 PM
I believe this is what marketing pricks call a "Soft Launch"
Easily the best 3 release run from any band
September 20, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Easily the best 3 release run from any band
So Transformers brained that I thought it started with concept art for Soundwave
[1986] BBC Television Centre - An introduction training film about life in the BBC TV Camera Department.
September 19, 2026 at 3:25 PM
So Transformers brained that I thought it started with concept art for Soundwave
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ITS NEW EPISODE DAY!
Dave Escapes His Tawdry Den, Tech Support, Remembering The Gruff Punk Days, Getting Dicey Is Better Than Us, Moving With Intent, Chtoootio and some other guff in Ep 140: Better Than Nowt
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Dave Escapes His Tawdry Den, Tech Support, Remembering The Gruff Punk Days, Getting Dicey Is Better Than Us, Moving With Intent, Chtoootio and some other guff in Ep 140: Better Than Nowt
Available here and all podcast places
www.dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk/episodes/ep-...
Dungeons & Dickheads | Ep 140: Better Than Nowt
Dave Escapes His Tawdry Den, Tech Support, Remembering The Gruff Punk Days, Getting Dicey Is Better Than Us, Moving With Intent, Neil Has A Moan, Chtoootio and some other guff
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September 18, 2026 at 11:10 AM
ITS NEW EPISODE DAY!
Dave Escapes His Tawdry Den, Tech Support, Remembering The Gruff Punk Days, Getting Dicey Is Better Than Us, Moving With Intent, Chtoootio and some other guff in Ep 140: Better Than Nowt
Available here and all podcast places
www.dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk/episodes/ep-...
Dave Escapes His Tawdry Den, Tech Support, Remembering The Gruff Punk Days, Getting Dicey Is Better Than Us, Moving With Intent, Chtoootio and some other guff in Ep 140: Better Than Nowt
Available here and all podcast places
www.dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk/episodes/ep-...
When we lose this do I have to stop constantly referring to myself as an "Award winning podcaster"?
No way we are going to fluke two wins in a row but lovely to be shortlisted next to some very good podcasts
September 16, 2026 at 7:15 PM
When we lose this do I have to stop constantly referring to myself as an "Award winning podcaster"?
Me 20 minutes ago "I can skip a warm up before the first jog for 6 months"
Me now .....
Me now .....
September 14, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Me 20 minutes ago "I can skip a warm up before the first jog for 6 months"
Me now .....
Me now .....
I just remembered that Battle Pope is actually a Robert Kirkman comic so I cant use that. I need a good name for a wrestling Pope character that rolls to the ring in a Pope Mobile and has a finisher called "The Pontiff no return" who is very daft and blesses people. Think Danhausen but awful
Oh Lord, apparently step one of wrestling class starts in 2 weeks. Better start assembling the Battle Pope costume
September 12, 2026 at 7:41 PM
I just remembered that Battle Pope is actually a Robert Kirkman comic so I cant use that. I need a good name for a wrestling Pope character that rolls to the ring in a Pope Mobile and has a finisher called "The Pontiff no return" who is very daft and blesses people. Think Danhausen but awful
Oh Lord, apparently step one of wrestling class starts in 2 weeks. Better start assembling the Battle Pope costume
September 12, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Oh Lord, apparently step one of wrestling class starts in 2 weeks. Better start assembling the Battle Pope costume
Dear Disney, I dont want any of the Star Wars stuff you have planned, I simply want a 3 hour film of Babu Frik and his little pals just fucking about or painting a house or something. Give it to Aardman to do, whatever you fancy. I just need 3 hours of Friks being daft. Thanks
September 11, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Dear Disney, I dont want any of the Star Wars stuff you have planned, I simply want a 3 hour film of Babu Frik and his little pals just fucking about or painting a house or something. Give it to Aardman to do, whatever you fancy. I just need 3 hours of Friks being daft. Thanks
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ITS NEW EPISODE DAY!
Mean Ol' Ronson, Surprise! Some Plot!, Mystery Worm, A Jimmy Nail Moment, Nudey Pen, Watery Assault and some other gubbins in Ep 139: Dont Look Now
Available here and all podcast places
www.dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk/episodes/ep-...
Mean Ol' Ronson, Surprise! Some Plot!, Mystery Worm, A Jimmy Nail Moment, Nudey Pen, Watery Assault and some other gubbins in Ep 139: Dont Look Now
Available here and all podcast places
www.dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk/episodes/ep-...
Dungeons & Dickheads | Ep 139: Dont Look Now
Mean Ol' Ronson, Surprise! Some Plot!, Mystery Worm, A Jimmy Nail Moment, Nudey Pen, Watery Assault and some other gubbins
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September 11, 2026 at 10:53 AM
ITS NEW EPISODE DAY!
Mean Ol' Ronson, Surprise! Some Plot!, Mystery Worm, A Jimmy Nail Moment, Nudey Pen, Watery Assault and some other gubbins in Ep 139: Dont Look Now
Available here and all podcast places
www.dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk/episodes/ep-...
Mean Ol' Ronson, Surprise! Some Plot!, Mystery Worm, A Jimmy Nail Moment, Nudey Pen, Watery Assault and some other gubbins in Ep 139: Dont Look Now
Available here and all podcast places
www.dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk/episodes/ep-...
A less stubborn man than me would try to walk this back
I now have a Pavlovian response every time I hear the words "Aaronson picks up the ball" of breathing in ready for a big disappointed sigh
September 9, 2026 at 8:21 PM
A less stubborn man than me would try to walk this back
I now have a Pavlovian response every time I hear the words "Aaronson picks up the ball" of breathing in ready for a big disappointed sigh
September 9, 2026 at 7:50 PM
I now have a Pavlovian response every time I hear the words "Aaronson picks up the ball" of breathing in ready for a big disappointed sigh
I love Gallows, I released a demo version of a song on a com just before Orchestra came out, went all over the country to see them but I aint paying £70+ for a reissued vinyl and shirt. Thats proper silly money. Maybe thats the going rate in 2026, best of luck to them but thats too much for me like
September 8, 2026 at 8:51 PM
I love Gallows, I released a demo version of a song on a com just before Orchestra came out, went all over the country to see them but I aint paying £70+ for a reissued vinyl and shirt. Thats proper silly money. Maybe thats the going rate in 2026, best of luck to them but thats too much for me like