St. Simeon the Holy Fool
@simeonthefool.bsky.social
Patron saint of holy fools! And puppeteers. Pitied by Mr. T. Sillier than thou.
Loss leader in Chaos Theology. Due to circumstances beyond our control. Little did I know. Crazier even than Hot Wheels!
Loss leader in Chaos Theology. Due to circumstances beyond our control. Little did I know. Crazier even than Hot Wheels!
Pinned
Pumpkin Spice Default Option
Happy Fall! Don't forget to follow @pumpkinspicenoun.bsky.social to get your seasonal flavor on everything that exists.
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In a future time
Children will work together
To build a giant cyborg
Children will work together
To build a giant cyborg
November 2, 2026 at 1:05 PM
In a future time
Children will work together
To build a giant cyborg
Children will work together
To build a giant cyborg
[nodding wisely] It only counts if he’s cheering ex cathedra
Pope Leo XIV says the pope doesn’t take sides in tomorrow’s Villanova–Notre Dame game in Rome.
Robert Prevost, he admits, has another opinion.
Robert Prevost, he admits, has another opinion.
November 2, 2026 at 2:25 PM
[nodding wisely] It only counts if he’s cheering ex cathedra
If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE
November 2, 2026 at 12:59 PM
If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE
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Ah, the infamous James Joyce Court, famous for handing down long sentences
November 2, 2026 at 11:20 AM
Ah, the infamous James Joyce Court, famous for handing down long sentences
We’re not laughing AT you. We’re laughing ABOUT you.
November 2, 2026 at 12:55 PM
We’re not laughing AT you. We’re laughing ABOUT you.
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DRACULA: can i come in
3RD GRADE TEACHER: i don’t know, can you
DRACULA: well technically no
3RD GRADE TEACHER: i don’t know, can you
DRACULA: well technically no
November 1, 2026 at 12:33 AM
DRACULA: can i come in
3RD GRADE TEACHER: i don’t know, can you
DRACULA: well technically no
3RD GRADE TEACHER: i don’t know, can you
DRACULA: well technically no
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"the problem with generative AI is that it cant invent the doritos loco taco"
you don't need the rest of the conversation. this argument stands on its own.
you don't need the rest of the conversation. this argument stands on its own.
September 14, 2026 at 8:59 PM
"the problem with generative AI is that it cant invent the doritos loco taco"
you don't need the rest of the conversation. this argument stands on its own.
you don't need the rest of the conversation. this argument stands on its own.
One of the most germane songs to yell at someone who is going into the jailhouse is, “🎵Go, go, go! Go into the jailhouse! Go, go go! Into the jailhouse, go! 🎵 “
November 2, 2026 at 3:38 AM
One of the most germane songs to yell at someone who is going into the jailhouse is, “🎵Go, go, go! Go into the jailhouse! Go, go go! Into the jailhouse, go! 🎵 “
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I wish I would have taken a screen shot, but I once saw the grammarly AI rate the Apostles Creed as like 75% AI
On FB there’s been this ad lately for a service that offers to let pastors use AI to evaluate their sermons.
One pastor, naturally enough, submitted the Sermon On The Mount.
It got 5.3/10.
One pastor, naturally enough, submitted the Sermon On The Mount.
It got 5.3/10.
November 2, 2026 at 12:05 AM
I wish I would have taken a screen shot, but I once saw the grammarly AI rate the Apostles Creed as like 75% AI
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This one’s a thinker, folks….
Martin Luther opening up his own fried chicken restaurant across the street from Popeyes
…You might think the punchline here is going to be something about a meal with 95 pieces
but I’m sorry to have to say it’s much, much worse than that
The name of his restaurant is Popeno
…You might think the punchline here is going to be something about a meal with 95 pieces
but I’m sorry to have to say it’s much, much worse than that
The name of his restaurant is Popeno
November 1, 2026 at 6:21 PM
This one’s a thinker, folks….
Martin Luther opening up his own fried chicken restaurant across the street from Popeyes
…You might think the punchline here is going to be something about a meal with 95 pieces
but I’m sorry to have to say it’s much, much worse than that
The name of his restaurant is Popeno
…You might think the punchline here is going to be something about a meal with 95 pieces
but I’m sorry to have to say it’s much, much worse than that
The name of his restaurant is Popeno
November 1, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Martin Luther opening up his own fried chicken restaurant across the street from Popeyes
…You might think the punchline here is going to be something about a meal with 95 pieces
but I’m sorry to have to say it’s much, much worse than that
The name of his restaurant is Popeno
…You might think the punchline here is going to be something about a meal with 95 pieces
but I’m sorry to have to say it’s much, much worse than that
The name of his restaurant is Popeno
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On FB there’s been this ad lately for a service that offers to let pastors use AI to evaluate their sermons.
One pastor, naturally enough, submitted the Sermon On The Mount.
It got 5.3/10.
One pastor, naturally enough, submitted the Sermon On The Mount.
It got 5.3/10.
October 31, 2026 at 3:12 AM
On FB there’s been this ad lately for a service that offers to let pastors use AI to evaluate their sermons.
One pastor, naturally enough, submitted the Sermon On The Mount.
It got 5.3/10.
One pastor, naturally enough, submitted the Sermon On The Mount.
It got 5.3/10.
New bot idea (extremely blursed)
Unlikely Anarchists
Anarchohierarch
Anarchoarachnid
Anarchoarchaebacteria
Anarchosynoptic gospel
Anarchohierarch
Anarchoarachnid
Anarchoarchaebacteria
Anarchosynoptic gospel
November 1, 2026 at 2:41 PM
New bot idea (extremely blursed)
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Pumpkin Spice Maxmillien Marie Isidore De Robespierre
October 31, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Pumpkin Spice Maxmillien Marie Isidore De Robespierre
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Pumpkin Spice Amish
October 31, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Pumpkin Spice Amish
Never tell me the
Pumpkin Spice Odds
November 1, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Never tell me the
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Happy All Saints Day, y’all.
On FB there’s been this ad lately for a service that offers to let pastors use AI to evaluate their sermons.
One pastor, naturally enough, submitted the Sermon On The Mount.
It got 5.3/10.
One pastor, naturally enough, submitted the Sermon On The Mount.
It got 5.3/10.
November 1, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Happy All Saints Day, y’all.
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Gonna subscribe to this just so I can submit sermons by Jonathan Edwards and John Wesley.
On FB there’s been this ad lately for a service that offers to let pastors use AI to evaluate their sermons.
One pastor, naturally enough, submitted the Sermon On The Mount.
It got 5.3/10.
One pastor, naturally enough, submitted the Sermon On The Mount.
It got 5.3/10.
November 1, 2026 at 12:17 PM
Gonna subscribe to this just so I can submit sermons by Jonathan Edwards and John Wesley.
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@donutgeek.bsky.social is a wizard with a pumpkin and a knife
October 31, 2026 at 11:48 PM
@donutgeek.bsky.social is a wizard with a pumpkin and a knife
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Pumpkin Spice Womanliness
November 1, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Pumpkin Spice Womanliness
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“Okay, all the Argonauts are here! Where’s the captain? And… who’s the guy in the hockey mask?”
- Coming This Fall -
- Coming This Fall -
August 8, 2026 at 12:45 AM
“Okay, all the Argonauts are here! Where’s the captain? And… who’s the guy in the hockey mask?”
- Coming This Fall -
- Coming This Fall -
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Repost from @adhdforreal.bsky.social but with ALT text
October 31, 2026 at 6:27 PM
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“Now look, anybody who says I am not absolutely completely heterosexual will be going to sleep with the fishes, capisce?”
—The mobster in the closet
—The mobster in the closet
January 31, 2026 at 1:33 AM
“Now look, anybody who says I am not absolutely completely heterosexual will be going to sleep with the fishes, capisce?”
—The mobster in the closet
—The mobster in the closet
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BOSS: It has come to my attention
PENNYWISE: Finally! I’ve been standing in that doorway waiting for you to turn around and jump scare for like an hour now
PENNYWISE: Finally! I’ve been standing in that doorway waiting for you to turn around and jump scare for like an hour now
October 19, 2026 at 1:53 AM
BOSS: It has come to my attention
PENNYWISE: Finally! I’ve been standing in that doorway waiting for you to turn around and jump scare for like an hour now
PENNYWISE: Finally! I’ve been standing in that doorway waiting for you to turn around and jump scare for like an hour now