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There is an awful lot of vomit inside a cat.
How about we start a thread of facts that you can know, but not truly understand until you experience the yourself. #facts
How about we start a thread of facts that you can know, but not truly understand until you experience the yourself. #facts
September 18, 2026 at 10:33 PM
There is an awful lot of vomit inside a cat.
How about we start a thread of facts that you can know, but not truly understand until you experience the yourself. #facts
How about we start a thread of facts that you can know, but not truly understand until you experience the yourself. #facts
Look, i understand your feelings on this but I want you to know the horse i rode in on is innocent
August 18, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Look, i understand your feelings on this but I want you to know the horse i rode in on is innocent
Today i learned Anne Widdecombe actually lived near Widdecombe
July 10, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Today i learned Anne Widdecombe actually lived near Widdecombe
The very existence of Count Binface makes me proud to be British
July 9, 2026 at 5:38 PM
The very existence of Count Binface makes me proud to be British
Well, its a bit sweaty here.
The ceiling fan helps but is noisy
The ceiling fan helps but is noisy
July 8, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Well, its a bit sweaty here.
The ceiling fan helps but is noisy
The ceiling fan helps but is noisy
Idly wondering how much it would cost to record Avery Brooks deliver something like the Shipping Forecast in the same timbe as his monologue at the end of In The Pale Moonlight
June 20, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Idly wondering how much it would cost to record Avery Brooks deliver something like the Shipping Forecast in the same timbe as his monologue at the end of In The Pale Moonlight
I have made some homebrew cider, medium dry, about 8% and going down like a fat kid on a see saw
May 23, 2026 at 7:16 PM
I have made some homebrew cider, medium dry, about 8% and going down like a fat kid on a see saw
I know it's a niche gripe, but today I had to explain Naptan codes to people who really should have known what they were. And it pissed me off
January 9, 2026 at 11:52 PM
I know it's a niche gripe, but today I had to explain Naptan codes to people who really should have known what they were. And it pissed me off
Taskmaster New Years Treat. Sam Ryder swearing is one of life's little pleasures
January 3, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Taskmaster New Years Treat. Sam Ryder swearing is one of life's little pleasures
So it appears Bridget Bardot:
Sexy when young
Arsehole when old.
Dead now.
Sexy when young
Arsehole when old.
Dead now.
December 28, 2025 at 6:42 PM
So it appears Bridget Bardot:
Sexy when young
Arsehole when old.
Dead now.
Sexy when young
Arsehole when old.
Dead now.
I can now confidently asserting that durian fruit *tastes* very nice. The smell however...
December 20, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I can now confidently asserting that durian fruit *tastes* very nice. The smell however...
Scrooged has far more Black and Decker product placement than you'd think
December 12, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Scrooged has far more Black and Decker product placement than you'd think
28 years ago a 37 year old mother of two was killed by a drunk driver. Had she worn her seat belt she'd probably have survived
August 31, 2025 at 9:23 PM
28 years ago a 37 year old mother of two was killed by a drunk driver. Had she worn her seat belt she'd probably have survived
Happy pride month
June 13, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Happy pride month
Now, there ain't but 20,000 police in the whole town. Can you dig it?
May 8, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Now, there ain't but 20,000 police in the whole town. Can you dig it?
Moth flew into the bloody citronella candle
April 15, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Moth flew into the bloody citronella candle
Yesterday I was complimented by my wife's friend on the speed in which I can change a car tyre.
It's not a compliment I expected to receive but you know what I'll take it
It's not a compliment I expected to receive but you know what I'll take it
March 20, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Yesterday I was complimented by my wife's friend on the speed in which I can change a car tyre.
It's not a compliment I expected to receive but you know what I'll take it
It's not a compliment I expected to receive but you know what I'll take it
In the Netherlands, drinking Belgian beer that is as strong as wine
February 19, 2025 at 9:10 PM
In the Netherlands, drinking Belgian beer that is as strong as wine
View from my office tiday
February 5, 2025 at 6:00 PM
View from my office tiday
@littlecageling.bsky.social gladiators s2 is on this evening. Proper Saturday telly
January 18, 2025 at 4:10 PM
@littlecageling.bsky.social gladiators s2 is on this evening. Proper Saturday telly
Very British problem. Not being entirely sure who Accrington Stanley are or were but unable to ask anyone because whenever you do they reply "who are they?" Which is exactly what you are asking but when you reply "exactly" they just smile
December 28, 2024 at 7:55 AM
Very British problem. Not being entirely sure who Accrington Stanley are or were but unable to ask anyone because whenever you do they reply "who are they?" Which is exactly what you are asking but when you reply "exactly" they just smile
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Replaced the heater element in my washing machine this afternoon.
Hooray for me
Hooray for me
December 16, 2024 at 6:38 PM
Replaced the heater element in my washing machine this afternoon.
Hooray for me
Hooray for me
Just been thinking, I can't remember the last time I saw a coal truck
December 12, 2024 at 8:48 PM
Just been thinking, I can't remember the last time I saw a coal truck