Toast
@simplytoast.bsky.social
Bookdragon, gamenerd, dicegoblin, CR Critter.
Non-binary cryptid, crutches and snark. What more do you need?
They/them, Autistic, Pagan, Gothy delight.
Curses often, unapologetically further left than Marx, because I recognize women's invisible labor.
Non-binary cryptid, crutches and snark. What more do you need?
They/them, Autistic, Pagan, Gothy delight.
Curses often, unapologetically further left than Marx, because I recognize women's invisible labor.
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Toast
@simplytoast.bsky.social
· Jan 21
a bunch of yellow dandelions with white dandelions in the background
Alt: a bunch of yellow dandelions with white dandelions in the background. These motherfuckers have no chill and will be wherever they want. Every part of them has either a culinary or medicinal use, and even though they are technically an invasive species, they harm none, and only improve soil where they grow
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Be a dandelion.
Strong, resilient, useful, and ever present in the face of oppression.
Strong, resilient, useful, and ever present in the face of oppression.
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Diesel fuel costs 71% more than it did before Trump’s reckless war.
September 18, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Diesel fuel costs 71% more than it did before Trump’s reckless war.
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have you noticed how the FBI and DOJ's line about every single ICE shooting is that "the investigation is ongoing" so they can't say anything? (Or hold anyone accountable.) Reminds of how Trump's tax audit was going on for years and years.
September 15, 2026 at 2:00 PM
have you noticed how the FBI and DOJ's line about every single ICE shooting is that "the investigation is ongoing" so they can't say anything? (Or hold anyone accountable.) Reminds of how Trump's tax audit was going on for years and years.
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DURBIN: Do you still stand behind the false statements you made on social media after Marimar Martinez was shot?
KASH PATEL: They are not false statements
DURBIN: She's never been charged with a crime after being shot five times
PATEL: You want her to be charged for being shot?
KASH PATEL: They are not false statements
DURBIN: She's never been charged with a crime after being shot five times
PATEL: You want her to be charged for being shot?
September 15, 2026 at 2:02 PM
DURBIN: Do you still stand behind the false statements you made on social media after Marimar Martinez was shot?
KASH PATEL: They are not false statements
DURBIN: She's never been charged with a crime after being shot five times
PATEL: You want her to be charged for being shot?
KASH PATEL: They are not false statements
DURBIN: She's never been charged with a crime after being shot five times
PATEL: You want her to be charged for being shot?
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Kash Patel: "We did not want to punish victims of beastiality"
September 15, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Kash Patel: "We did not want to punish victims of beastiality"
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Kash Patel: "Applicants who have engaged in beastiliaty means they were victims of beastility because they were forced to do so. At this FBI we are not going to criminalize and prevent victims from serving."
September 15, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Kash Patel: "Applicants who have engaged in beastiliaty means they were victims of beastility because they were forced to do so. At this FBI we are not going to criminalize and prevent victims from serving."
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PATEL: The previous regulation automatically disqualified any individual who participated in either side of it
KENNEDY: Either side of beastiality? So you disqualified the animal?
P: Well, we have great canines, but we're not going to disqualify them
K: I'm trying to understand why you did this.
KENNEDY: Either side of beastiality? So you disqualified the animal?
P: Well, we have great canines, but we're not going to disqualify them
K: I'm trying to understand why you did this.
September 15, 2026 at 2:18 PM
PATEL: The previous regulation automatically disqualified any individual who participated in either side of it
KENNEDY: Either side of beastiality? So you disqualified the animal?
P: Well, we have great canines, but we're not going to disqualify them
K: I'm trying to understand why you did this.
KENNEDY: Either side of beastiality? So you disqualified the animal?
P: Well, we have great canines, but we're not going to disqualify them
K: I'm trying to understand why you did this.
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Whitehouse grills Patel on Epstein 👇
WHITEHOUSE: Am I accurate in suggesting the missing 37 pages likely include FBI contemporaneous notes from interviews w/woman who said she was assaulted by Trump?
PATEL: I don't know what you're referencing. We've produced 3.5m pages
W: But not these 37
WHITEHOUSE: Am I accurate in suggesting the missing 37 pages likely include FBI contemporaneous notes from interviews w/woman who said she was assaulted by Trump?
PATEL: I don't know what you're referencing. We've produced 3.5m pages
W: But not these 37
September 15, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Whitehouse grills Patel on Epstein 👇
WHITEHOUSE: Am I accurate in suggesting the missing 37 pages likely include FBI contemporaneous notes from interviews w/woman who said she was assaulted by Trump?
PATEL: I don't know what you're referencing. We've produced 3.5m pages
W: But not these 37
WHITEHOUSE: Am I accurate in suggesting the missing 37 pages likely include FBI contemporaneous notes from interviews w/woman who said she was assaulted by Trump?
PATEL: I don't know what you're referencing. We've produced 3.5m pages
W: But not these 37
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No one person, no billionaire, no political party, and no President gets to decide our leaders before voters do. Learn how you can help protect America's free and fair elections with No Kings this Thursday night. RSVP: www.mobilize.us/noki...
September 14, 2026 at 11:00 PM
No one person, no billionaire, no political party, and no President gets to decide our leaders before voters do. Learn how you can help protect America's free and fair elections with No Kings this Thursday night. RSVP: www.mobilize.us/noki...
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Here's what I think about Trump's pledge to give everyone $5,000 if he wins the midterms:
It's as real as Trump's promise to lower costs on Day 1.
Check the receipts from Groundwork for the 15 times Trump promised Americans $$$.
Remember the DOGE dividend?
It's as real as Trump's promise to lower costs on Day 1.
Check the receipts from Groundwork for the 15 times Trump promised Americans $$$.
Remember the DOGE dividend?
September 10, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Here's what I think about Trump's pledge to give everyone $5,000 if he wins the midterms:
It's as real as Trump's promise to lower costs on Day 1.
Check the receipts from Groundwork for the 15 times Trump promised Americans $$$.
Remember the DOGE dividend?
It's as real as Trump's promise to lower costs on Day 1.
Check the receipts from Groundwork for the 15 times Trump promised Americans $$$.
Remember the DOGE dividend?
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By request, here's the short "educational" film that played during the pre-show as part of the 2009 fair exhibit for "AL'S BRAIN IN 3-D."
Your Friend The Brain
YouTube video by alyankovic
youtu.be
September 1, 2026 at 6:12 PM
By request, here's the short "educational" film that played during the pre-show as part of the 2009 fair exhibit for "AL'S BRAIN IN 3-D."
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A far-right ethnonationalist movement turning the machinery of the state against its early activists once they are deemed insufficiently loyal — now I’ve heard everything.
Laura Loomer is taking credit for Milo getting detained by ICE.
August 28, 2026 at 6:12 PM
A far-right ethnonationalist movement turning the machinery of the state against its early activists once they are deemed insufficiently loyal — now I’ve heard everything.
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Mail-in voting lawsuit: Colorado AG joins 20 states suing USPS over new election rules
Mail-in voting lawsuit: Colorado AG joins 20+ states suing USPS over new election rules share.google/xRDOGGrtkerd...
Mail-in voting lawsuit: Colorado AG joins 20+ states suing USPS over new election rules share.google/xRDOGGrtkerd...
Mail-in voting lawsuit: Colorado AG joins 20+ states suing USPS over new election rules
Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.
share.google
August 28, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Mail-in voting lawsuit: Colorado AG joins 20 states suing USPS over new election rules
Mail-in voting lawsuit: Colorado AG joins 20+ states suing USPS over new election rules share.google/xRDOGGrtkerd...
Mail-in voting lawsuit: Colorado AG joins 20+ states suing USPS over new election rules share.google/xRDOGGrtkerd...
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Apparently Cara the artists app has been scraped a 2nd time. It’s become fish in a barrel for wee arseholes trying to “own the arrogant artists” as I saw one comment say. I’ve deleted my account there. May do on other socials as well where it’s older non glazed/poisoned art posts.
August 19, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Apparently Cara the artists app has been scraped a 2nd time. It’s become fish in a barrel for wee arseholes trying to “own the arrogant artists” as I saw one comment say. I’ve deleted my account there. May do on other socials as well where it’s older non glazed/poisoned art posts.
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BREAKING: The Minnesota attorney general sues the Texas governor to compel the extradition of an ICE agent charged in a nonfatal shooting.
Minnesota attorney general sues Texas governor to compel extradition of ICE agent for trial
Attorney General Keith Ellison sued Texas Governor Greg Abbott to compel him to extradite Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agent Christian Castro to stand trial in Minnesota for his alleged shooting of a victim during Operation Metro Surge.
bit.ly
August 18, 2026 at 5:19 PM
BREAKING: The Minnesota attorney general sues the Texas governor to compel the extradition of an ICE agent charged in a nonfatal shooting.
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A major new Brennan Center study tested how artificial intelligence may affect the upcoming midterms. Watch as election experts discuss the results: bit.ly/4gjTZdS
How will AI affect the midterms? (with Larry Norden and Abdi Ahmed)
Listen as the lead authors discuss their findings, and read the report yourself here: https://www.brennancenter.org/our-work/research-reports/does-ai-fight-o...
www.youtube.com
August 18, 2026 at 5:31 PM
A major new Brennan Center study tested how artificial intelligence may affect the upcoming midterms. Watch as election experts discuss the results: bit.ly/4gjTZdS
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US sanctions International Criminal Court president, Treasury Department website shows reut.rs/4qm76j4
US sanctions International Criminal Court president, Treasury Department website shows
The United States on Tuesday imposed sanctions on Tomoko Akane, a Japanese judge who is president of the International Criminal Court, according to the U.S. Treasury Department website.
reut.rs
August 18, 2026 at 5:35 PM
US sanctions International Criminal Court president, Treasury Department website shows reut.rs/4qm76j4
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🚨 The Department of Energy admitted that Russell Vought cancelled hundreds of grants in October 2025 "based solely on the political identity of the grant recipient's state."
It is long overdue—Democrats MUST move to impeach Vought, and Blue State Republicans need to answer for their complicity.
It is long overdue—Democrats MUST move to impeach Vought, and Blue State Republicans need to answer for their complicity.
Trump Administration Admits Canceling Grants to States That Did Not Vote for Him
Federal officials said in court documents that they halted billions of dollars in funding for energy projects to states “based solely” on whether they backed President Trump in the 2024 election.
www.nytimes.com
July 24, 2026 at 7:20 PM
🚨 The Department of Energy admitted that Russell Vought cancelled hundreds of grants in October 2025 "based solely on the political identity of the grant recipient's state."
It is long overdue—Democrats MUST move to impeach Vought, and Blue State Republicans need to answer for their complicity.
It is long overdue—Democrats MUST move to impeach Vought, and Blue State Republicans need to answer for their complicity.
No is a spell.
No is a salt ring that
Encircles my peace.
No is a salt ring that
Encircles my peace.
July 25, 2026 at 6:23 PM
No is a spell.
No is a salt ring that
Encircles my peace.
No is a salt ring that
Encircles my peace.
Fussing at someone for being transphobic online, and it occurs to me, Gender is like Handedness.
Babies know if they are left or right handed, Long before they have words for it, before they understand that one is more common, and the other has only fairly recently been accepted in society. 1/2
Babies know if they are left or right handed, Long before they have words for it, before they understand that one is more common, and the other has only fairly recently been accepted in society. 1/2
July 25, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Fussing at someone for being transphobic online, and it occurs to me, Gender is like Handedness.
Babies know if they are left or right handed, Long before they have words for it, before they understand that one is more common, and the other has only fairly recently been accepted in society. 1/2
Babies know if they are left or right handed, Long before they have words for it, before they understand that one is more common, and the other has only fairly recently been accepted in society. 1/2
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Working people can't afford gas. Working people can't afford utilities. Working people can't afford rent.
For once, can Trump's administration focus on THAT instead its tired ass "owning libs" mentality?
For once, can Trump's administration focus on THAT instead its tired ass "owning libs" mentality?
July 22, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Working people can't afford gas. Working people can't afford utilities. Working people can't afford rent.
For once, can Trump's administration focus on THAT instead its tired ass "owning libs" mentality?
For once, can Trump's administration focus on THAT instead its tired ass "owning libs" mentality?
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Eby: "I feel sorry for Americans. If you can't be friends with Canada, then you almost certainly do not have a friend anywhere in the world. And that is a very lonely place to be."
#cdnpoli
#cdnpoli
July 22, 2026 at 8:38 AM
Eby: "I feel sorry for Americans. If you can't be friends with Canada, then you almost certainly do not have a friend anywhere in the world. And that is a very lonely place to be."
#cdnpoli
#cdnpoli
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When we talk of faeries, we are often talking of terror. For all the flower fairy propaganda and J.M. Barrie's tinkling bells, true faeries rarely have any love for humanity. The true faery is as likely taloned as wearing a dandelion dress and has teeth hungry for blood. – #CLNolan
July 20, 2026 at 8:08 PM
When we talk of faeries, we are often talking of terror. For all the flower fairy propaganda and J.M. Barrie's tinkling bells, true faeries rarely have any love for humanity. The true faery is as likely taloned as wearing a dandelion dress and has teeth hungry for blood. – #CLNolan