The Singles Jukebox
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Pop, to two decimal places
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I'm back after a mad wedding weekend. Here is @singlesjukebox.bsky.social's September singles haul. I wanted more from a song titled after one of English literature's more florid styles. Maybe the problem is how Pre-Raphaelite art looks like Granny's sofa cushions. wp.me/pzXeC-lGL
Singles Jukebox: September 2026
On occasion I listen to clinkers and clunkers, among which this semester are Ariana Grande, Tame Impala, and the usually solid Troye Sivan. Because I admired Confessions II more than expected two m…
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September 14, 2026 at 4:59 PM
I'm back after a mad wedding weekend. Here is @singlesjukebox.bsky.social's September singles haul. I wanted more from a song titled after one of English literature's more florid styles. Maybe the problem is how Pre-Raphaelite art looks like Granny's sofa cushions. wp.me/pzXeC-lGL
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Now that I have a moment, EXCITING NEWS! I am a part of The Singles Jukebox as of this week!
We wrote about Slayyyter's "Brand New Chanel$" and most of us like it a lot:
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September 13, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Now that I have a moment, EXCITING NEWS! I am a part of The Singles Jukebox as of this week!
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I was a bit anxious about sharing this blurb considering "all the other stuff" but ykw I stand by it
"A shame that such intricate ideas got eclipsed by, y’know, all the other stuff" - we review Ariana Grande's "Petal"
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Ariana Grande – Petal – The Singles Jukebox
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September 13, 2026 at 3:31 PM
I was a bit anxious about sharing this blurb considering "all the other stuff" but ykw I stand by it
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If this "Ah Ha" sampled Ricochet's "Ah Has," I wouldn't have changed my score, but I would've found this a smidge more enjoyable.
Broke haters, AEW, a posse cut Bat-Signal - we review Cardi B's "Ah Ha"
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Cardi B – Ah Ha – The Singles Jukebox
Pop, to two decimal places
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September 13, 2026 at 3:51 PM
If this "Ah Ha" sampled Ricochet's "Ah Has," I wouldn't have changed my score, but I would've found this a smidge more enjoyable.
Broke haters, AEW, a posse cut Bat-Signal - we review Cardi B's "Ah Ha"
thesinglesjukebox.com/cardi-b-ah-ha/
thesinglesjukebox.com/cardi-b-ah-ha/
Cardi B – Ah Ha – The Singles Jukebox
Pop, to two decimal places
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September 13, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Broke haters, AEW, a posse cut Bat-Signal - we review Cardi B's "Ah Ha"
thesinglesjukebox.com/cardi-b-ah-ha/
thesinglesjukebox.com/cardi-b-ah-ha/
"A shame that such intricate ideas got eclipsed by, y’know, all the other stuff" - we review Ariana Grande's "Petal"
thesinglesjukebox.com/ariana-grand...
thesinglesjukebox.com/ariana-grand...
Ariana Grande – Petal – The Singles Jukebox
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September 13, 2026 at 2:50 PM
"A shame that such intricate ideas got eclipsed by, y’know, all the other stuff" - we review Ariana Grande's "Petal"
thesinglesjukebox.com/ariana-grand...
thesinglesjukebox.com/ariana-grand...
We wrote about Slayyyter's "Brand New Chanel$" and most of us like it a lot:
thesinglesjukebox.com/slayyyter-br...
thesinglesjukebox.com/slayyyter-br...
September 13, 2026 at 2:47 PM
We wrote about Slayyyter's "Brand New Chanel$" and most of us like it a lot:
thesinglesjukebox.com/slayyyter-br...
thesinglesjukebox.com/slayyyter-br...
Would you still love me if I was a cryptoworm? We review Ninajirachi & Porter Robinson's "WannaCry"
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Ninajirachi & Porter Robinson – WannaCry – The Singles Jukebox
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September 10, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Would you still love me if I was a cryptoworm? We review Ninajirachi & Porter Robinson's "WannaCry"
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Joining up with Kylie has given Madonna her highest UK chart placement in 17 years, but what has it done for her Jukebox score? We review "Love Sensation"
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Madonna & Kylie Minogue – Love Sensation (Afterhours Mix) – The Singles Jukebox
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September 10, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Joining up with Kylie has given Madonna her highest UK chart placement in 17 years, but what has it done for her Jukebox score? We review "Love Sensation"
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The closest I've ever come to actually applying to write for the Singles Jukebox is so I could give this a [10]
We get on the angkot with No Na: thesinglesjukebox.com/no-na-honk/
No Na – Honk! – The Singles Jukebox
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September 9, 2026 at 6:05 PM
The closest I've ever come to actually applying to write for the Singles Jukebox is so I could give this a [10]
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Was going to say "my first TSJ blurb!" but technically it's my second. In any case, hope to get plenty more in! And sorry Paris, I did not really care for your song.
Do you want to read about Paris Paloma's single "Pre-Raphaelite" and also about the Pre-Raphaelites? We have you covered:
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Paris Paloma – Pre-Raphaelite – The Singles Jukebox
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September 9, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Was going to say "my first TSJ blurb!" but technically it's my second. In any case, hope to get plenty more in! And sorry Paris, I did not really care for your song.
Do you want to read about Paris Paloma's single "Pre-Raphaelite" and also about the Pre-Raphaelites? We have you covered:
thesinglesjukebox.com/paris-paloma...
thesinglesjukebox.com/paris-paloma...
Paris Paloma – Pre-Raphaelite – The Singles Jukebox
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September 9, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Do you want to read about Paris Paloma's single "Pre-Raphaelite" and also about the Pre-Raphaelites? We have you covered:
thesinglesjukebox.com/paris-paloma...
thesinglesjukebox.com/paris-paloma...
"Audrey Hobert is fighting an eternal war against the person she was four seconds ago" - we review "Sue Me"
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Audrey Hobert – Sue Me – The Singles Jukebox
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September 9, 2026 at 1:06 PM
"Audrey Hobert is fighting an eternal war against the person she was four seconds ago" - we review "Sue Me"
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Troye Sivan – She’s the Best – The Singles Jukebox
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September 9, 2026 at 6:44 AM
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Should’ve been at least an 8 across the board
September 8, 2026 at 7:54 AM
Should’ve been at least an 8 across the board
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Baby's first blurb is now live.
We get on the angkot with No Na: thesinglesjukebox.com/no-na-honk/
No Na – Honk! – The Singles Jukebox
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September 8, 2026 at 5:30 AM
Baby's first blurb is now live.
We get on the angkot with No Na: thesinglesjukebox.com/no-na-honk/
No Na – Honk! – The Singles Jukebox
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September 8, 2026 at 5:24 AM
We get on the angkot with No Na: thesinglesjukebox.com/no-na-honk/
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I took the lazy way out with my blurb but hey, if that ain’t the Katseye way
Reviews of fifteen more new singles, coming up!
First, it's a new month so that must mean a new Katseye hit:
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First, it's a new month so that must mean a new Katseye hit:
thesinglesjukebox.com/katseye-anim...
Katseye – Animal – The Singles Jukebox
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September 8, 2026 at 12:57 AM
I took the lazy way out with my blurb but hey, if that ain’t the Katseye way
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wrote about the girls in the machine. if there was ever an argument for a pop music union, it’s them
Reviews of fifteen more new singles, coming up!
First, it's a new month so that must mean a new Katseye hit:
thesinglesjukebox.com/katseye-anim...
First, it's a new month so that must mean a new Katseye hit:
thesinglesjukebox.com/katseye-anim...
Katseye – Animal – The Singles Jukebox
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September 7, 2026 at 8:51 PM
wrote about the girls in the machine. if there was ever an argument for a pop music union, it’s them
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I said that this sounded like an Ed Sheeran B-side, thinking I was being very clever, and then once the blurbs are published I find out that it was co-written by Ed Sheeran. Ah. Okay then. Sure
Reviews of fifteen more new singles, coming up!
First, it's a new month so that must mean a new Katseye hit:
thesinglesjukebox.com/katseye-anim...
First, it's a new month so that must mean a new Katseye hit:
thesinglesjukebox.com/katseye-anim...
Katseye – Animal – The Singles Jukebox
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September 7, 2026 at 7:32 PM
I said that this sounded like an Ed Sheeran B-side, thinking I was being very clever, and then once the blurbs are published I find out that it was co-written by Ed Sheeran. Ah. Okay then. Sure
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i’m nicer* to this one guys
Reviews of fifteen more new singles, coming up!
First, it's a new month so that must mean a new Katseye hit:
thesinglesjukebox.com/katseye-anim...
First, it's a new month so that must mean a new Katseye hit:
thesinglesjukebox.com/katseye-anim...
Katseye – Animal – The Singles Jukebox
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September 7, 2026 at 7:28 PM
i’m nicer* to this one guys
Reviews of fifteen more new singles, coming up!
First, it's a new month so that must mean a new Katseye hit:
thesinglesjukebox.com/katseye-anim...
First, it's a new month so that must mean a new Katseye hit:
thesinglesjukebox.com/katseye-anim...
Katseye – Animal – The Singles Jukebox
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September 7, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Reviews of fifteen more new singles, coming up!
First, it's a new month so that must mean a new Katseye hit:
thesinglesjukebox.com/katseye-anim...
First, it's a new month so that must mean a new Katseye hit:
thesinglesjukebox.com/katseye-anim...
Just under a week left to apply!
Interested in joining our team and writing about new pop music? We are taking applications:
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The Singles Jukebox is looking for new writers – The Singles Jukebox
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August 23, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Just under a week left to apply!