@singletoned.bsky.social
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So far no labour saving device in the history of humanity has resulted in a long-term reduction in employment.
September 29, 2026 at 4:10 AM
So far no labour saving device in the history of humanity has resulted in a long-term reduction in employment.
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Here's today's Did You Notice? video and it's all about how Brighton broke some of the unwritten rules about modern pressing in their win against Arsenal.
September 21, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Here's today's Did You Notice? video and it's all about how Brighton broke some of the unwritten rules about modern pressing in their win against Arsenal.
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Being a computer scientist who refuses to find anything about LLMs interesting right now is a bit like being a geneticist who refuses to find anything interesting about the recently opened Jurassic Park
September 18, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Being a computer scientist who refuses to find anything about LLMs interesting right now is a bit like being a geneticist who refuses to find anything interesting about the recently opened Jurassic Park
@arsecannonpics.bsky.social I have this beautiful specimen from Budapest (specifically Pest)
September 16, 2026 at 8:07 PM
@arsecannonpics.bsky.social I have this beautiful specimen from Budapest (specifically Pest)
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Arsenal's first goal involved at least one touch from every player.
via. premier league [IG] 🔴⚪
via. premier league [IG] 🔴⚪
September 8, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Arsenal's first goal involved at least one touch from every player.
via. premier league [IG] 🔴⚪
via. premier league [IG] 🔴⚪
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When my book comes out, it’ll be up against Captain underpants and every manga. Preordering my book helps me make the best seller list. I’m in it for the glory
August 18, 2026 at 9:04 PM
When my book comes out, it’ll be up against Captain underpants and every manga. Preordering my book helps me make the best seller list. I’m in it for the glory
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Moats around bridge-building machines are hard to maintain!
August 14, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Moats around bridge-building machines are hard to maintain!
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There should be a genre of board game that you play directly out of the box, and at any moment you can close the lid and put it away and open it up later to keep playing
(Then it has to be simple enough for the play and storage to all fit in the box, but complicated enough to be worth returning to)
(Then it has to be simple enough for the play and storage to all fit in the box, but complicated enough to be worth returning to)
August 10, 2026 at 7:16 PM
There should be a genre of board game that you play directly out of the box, and at any moment you can close the lid and put it away and open it up later to keep playing
(Then it has to be simple enough for the play and storage to all fit in the box, but complicated enough to be worth returning to)
(Then it has to be simple enough for the play and storage to all fit in the box, but complicated enough to be worth returning to)
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I wanted England to win obvs but couldn’t get emotionally invested in this tournament the way I have been in the past.
The last few years of Arsenal has fatigued me mentally/emotionally + all the inhumane & other political stuff around the last two hosts has been a massive turn off FIFA too.
The last few years of Arsenal has fatigued me mentally/emotionally + all the inhumane & other political stuff around the last two hosts has been a massive turn off FIFA too.
July 16, 2026 at 7:39 AM
I wanted England to win obvs but couldn’t get emotionally invested in this tournament the way I have been in the past.
The last few years of Arsenal has fatigued me mentally/emotionally + all the inhumane & other political stuff around the last two hosts has been a massive turn off FIFA too.
The last few years of Arsenal has fatigued me mentally/emotionally + all the inhumane & other political stuff around the last two hosts has been a massive turn off FIFA too.
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A Norway fan has gone viral for not taking part in their Row celebration after matches and won't do it if they win the World Cup
"It’s factually wrong; they didn’t row, they sailed over the Atlantic”
"It’s factually wrong; they didn’t row, they sailed over the Atlantic”
July 10, 2026 at 9:03 AM
A Norway fan has gone viral for not taking part in their Row celebration after matches and won't do it if they win the World Cup
"It’s factually wrong; they didn’t row, they sailed over the Atlantic”
"It’s factually wrong; they didn’t row, they sailed over the Atlantic”
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With Penelope Keith’s passing, I got to thinking about Paul Eddington, in his final days, facing the camera that one last time, despite the shitty hand life had dealt him, and the courage it must have taken to do so. Given the chance to spin some grandstanding bullshit, he chose to say this instead:
July 10, 2026 at 6:15 AM
With Penelope Keith’s passing, I got to thinking about Paul Eddington, in his final days, facing the camera that one last time, despite the shitty hand life had dealt him, and the courage it must have taken to do so. Given the chance to spin some grandstanding bullshit, he chose to say this instead:
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July 6, 2026 at 3:23 PM
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When I say that modularity & composability are now crucial as large, coupled codebases consume more context, I see raised eyebrows.
Meanwhile, they are constantly running out of tokens while I haven't hit a usage limit in months.
If you think architecture no longer matters, joke’s on you.
Meanwhile, they are constantly running out of tokens while I haven't hit a usage limit in months.
If you think architecture no longer matters, joke’s on you.
Tkt Smart Meme: Think Smart
ALT: Tkt Smart Meme: Think Smart
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July 2, 2026 at 7:17 PM
When I say that modularity & composability are now crucial as large, coupled codebases consume more context, I see raised eyebrows.
Meanwhile, they are constantly running out of tokens while I haven't hit a usage limit in months.
If you think architecture no longer matters, joke’s on you.
Meanwhile, they are constantly running out of tokens while I haven't hit a usage limit in months.
If you think architecture no longer matters, joke’s on you.
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Back on my bullsh
July 1, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Back on my bullsh
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mad how the defining cultural image of Steamboat Willie is Mickey whistling and driving the boat, and not the bit where he plays a pig's nipples as a musical instrument while it shrieks in pain
June 26, 2026 at 8:31 AM
mad how the defining cultural image of Steamboat Willie is Mickey whistling and driving the boat, and not the bit where he plays a pig's nipples as a musical instrument while it shrieks in pain
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They clearly decided on 116 instead of 115 to avoid all the obvious gags.
Elliot Anderson has agreed a 5+1 contract at Manchester City.
#MCFC sources insist the fee is £116m with no add-ons.✍️
#MCFC sources insist the fee is £116m with no add-ons.✍️
June 26, 2026 at 4:40 PM
They clearly decided on 116 instead of 115 to avoid all the obvious gags.
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"I rarely speak to anyone for over five minutes". Roy Keane is very much my spirit animal.
June 22, 2026 at 6:36 AM
"I rarely speak to anyone for over five minutes". Roy Keane is very much my spirit animal.
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The UK is getting through Prime Ministers like Chelsea get through managers.
At some point each of us will have a turn at one or the other.
At some point each of us will have a turn at one or the other.
June 22, 2026 at 8:56 AM
The UK is getting through Prime Ministers like Chelsea get through managers.
At some point each of us will have a turn at one or the other.
At some point each of us will have a turn at one or the other.
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Happy 11th Birthday to this abomination.
June 19, 2026 at 11:58 AM
Happy 11th Birthday to this abomination.
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How Does It Feel, Mr Footballer?
[from 2021]
[from 2021]
![[Title]:
How Does It Feel, Mr Footballer?
[Following panels show a footballer being interviewed in various scenarios]
1
[Making first contact with an alien on another planet]:
Yeh y’know obviously it’s a great to make first contact, we’re here to represent humanity and give it 100 per cent
2
[Chained above the fiery pit of Hell] :
2 Yeh y’know obviously it’s disappointing to be in the fiery pit but you’ve got to look forward
3
[Being devoured by tiny Nanobots in a future dystopia]:
Yeh y’know obviously the murderous nanobots are a factor but we’ve got to take the positives
4
[On WW2 VE-Day]
Yeh y’know obviously we’re pleased to win World War 2, they came out organised and made it difficult for us
5
[In a multi-dimensional vortex]:
Yeh y’know obviously there’s no easy games at the multiverse level, take one dimension at a time
6
[Stood on a cloud, next to a shining orb of light]
Yeh y’know obviously it’s great to see the face of God, we’re happy with that
7
[In the midst of an apocalypse, the world on fire]:
Yeh y’know obviously we wanted to survive as a species but we haven’t managed to do that
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreib4tk7bnrkiw5cauffr5lhxssfor5wsdkqo5h4un3b7xnbpmnly6y)
June 17, 2026 at 11:05 AM
How Does It Feel, Mr Footballer?
[from 2021]
[from 2021]
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So i arrived in Bucharest late last night, beautiful. flight was surprisingly dirt cheap & half empty. City was really quiet i assumed due to the time but it's quiet again today. Haven't seen a single Arsenal shirt yet. Maybe everyone arriving later?
Haven't found fan park, map looks very different
Haven't found fan park, map looks very different
May 29, 2026 at 3:48 PM
So i arrived in Bucharest late last night, beautiful. flight was surprisingly dirt cheap & half empty. City was really quiet i assumed due to the time but it's quiet again today. Haven't seen a single Arsenal shirt yet. Maybe everyone arriving later?
Haven't found fan park, map looks very different
Haven't found fan park, map looks very different
Helping a colleague with poor bandwidth deal with some client files and found myself messaging:
"I’m just unzipping it. It’s huge. Where do you want me to put it?”
I hope HR don't randomly check on our messages
"I’m just unzipping it. It’s huge. Where do you want me to put it?”
I hope HR don't randomly check on our messages
May 29, 2026 at 10:11 AM
Helping a colleague with poor bandwidth deal with some client files and found myself messaging:
"I’m just unzipping it. It’s huge. Where do you want me to put it?”
I hope HR don't randomly check on our messages
"I’m just unzipping it. It’s huge. Where do you want me to put it?”
I hope HR don't randomly check on our messages
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Probably chose the wrong day to clear out the loft whilst wearing a bear costume.
May 25, 2026 at 11:17 AM
Probably chose the wrong day to clear out the loft whilst wearing a bear costume.