Cynnie
@sinycalbytch.bsky.social
Public defender. Cat mom. Minnesota proud. Often anxious. Swearing enthusiast. Cool introvert. I drink milk as an adult & I will not change my ways. She/her
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Cynnie
@sinycalbytch.bsky.social
· Oct 19
I'm gonna make a thread of my salt & pepper shaker collection pieces bc they are cool (I think).
First up, vampire couple
First up, vampire couple
Now that my weight loss has slowed down, I can sew myself clothes again. Since I don't have a winter jacket that fits anymore, I'm going to make this. I made it once before about 10 years ago but it is too big so I'm gonna make a new one.
September 17, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Now that my weight loss has slowed down, I can sew myself clothes again. Since I don't have a winter jacket that fits anymore, I'm going to make this. I made it once before about 10 years ago but it is too big so I'm gonna make a new one.
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Maybe it shrank in the wash…?
September 17, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Maybe it shrank in the wash…?
Okay, ACAB, but this one specific one with his Abercrombie model looks & body & excellent dick game gets a limited pass in order to keep banging me bc his random dirty texts are hotttt. Plus who doesn't like the ego boost of someone 11 years younger & definitely hotter than you normally get? 😈
After close to a year of hooking up, I finally found out what my Sex Guy does for a living and OF COURSE he's a cop. But he's super fucking hot, like good thing he messaged me bc i would not have messaged him bc i would assume someone as hot as him wouldn't be attracted to me & also the 11 year
September 16, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Okay, ACAB, but this one specific one with his Abercrombie model looks & body & excellent dick game gets a limited pass in order to keep banging me bc his random dirty texts are hotttt. Plus who doesn't like the ego boost of someone 11 years younger & definitely hotter than you normally get? 😈
I use the Sunnyfit app for working out & it can track your workouts, time spent, miles, calories, etc. And you can compete (for nothing but your username on a list) & for whatever reason there are people who absolutely have to be cheating the tracking system & i don't get why... it's not like you
September 16, 2026 at 10:53 PM
I use the Sunnyfit app for working out & it can track your workouts, time spent, miles, calories, etc. And you can compete (for nothing but your username on a list) & for whatever reason there are people who absolutely have to be cheating the tracking system & i don't get why... it's not like you
I'm on the highest dose of the best glp1 legally on the market, I eat 1400ish calories a day, and I workout an asshole amount like 75 minutes a day with cardio & weights & I'm still technically overweight so all these dipshit influencers who wanna shame people who aren't mega in shape or eat a
September 16, 2026 at 10:34 PM
I'm on the highest dose of the best glp1 legally on the market, I eat 1400ish calories a day, and I workout an asshole amount like 75 minutes a day with cardio & weights & I'm still technically overweight so all these dipshit influencers who wanna shame people who aren't mega in shape or eat a
I am an exception bc i have an absurd amount of hair and once I found a stylist who was like, "has anyone ever thinned your hair?" And then he did, it was a game changer. When it's thinned out, I don't go thru shampoo/conditioner as quickly & I don't need an hour to blow dry it.
There is no money in doing white hair
You see your customers 3 times a year
You see your customers 3 times a year
September 16, 2026 at 10:00 PM
I am an exception bc i have an absurd amount of hair and once I found a stylist who was like, "has anyone ever thinned your hair?" And then he did, it was a game changer. When it's thinned out, I don't go thru shampoo/conditioner as quickly & I don't need an hour to blow dry it.
I love my job but some days are very draining. I spent most of today reading reports about teenagers killed in a car crash so it's definitely not a day that feels fun.
September 16, 2026 at 9:51 PM
I love my job but some days are very draining. I spent most of today reading reports about teenagers killed in a car crash so it's definitely not a day that feels fun.
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*STANDS ON SOAPBOX*
WE NEED AN INDEPENDENT AGENCY TO REGULATE AI....
SORRY, I FORGOT WE DON'T HAVE THOSE ANYMORE.
*STEPS OFF SOAPBOX*
WE NEED AN INDEPENDENT AGENCY TO REGULATE AI....
SORRY, I FORGOT WE DON'T HAVE THOSE ANYMORE.
*STEPS OFF SOAPBOX*
September 14, 2026 at 3:16 PM
*STANDS ON SOAPBOX*
WE NEED AN INDEPENDENT AGENCY TO REGULATE AI....
SORRY, I FORGOT WE DON'T HAVE THOSE ANYMORE.
*STEPS OFF SOAPBOX*
WE NEED AN INDEPENDENT AGENCY TO REGULATE AI....
SORRY, I FORGOT WE DON'T HAVE THOSE ANYMORE.
*STEPS OFF SOAPBOX*
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Imagine a business not accepting your "pissvortex" card?
September 14, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Imagine a business not accepting your "pissvortex" card?
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The front page of today’s daily newspaper based in Minneapolis has stories on:
- AI fears
- Data centers
- Flock camera anxiety
- AI fears
- Data centers
- Flock camera anxiety
September 14, 2026 at 4:14 PM
The front page of today’s daily newspaper based in Minneapolis has stories on:
- AI fears
- Data centers
- Flock camera anxiety
- AI fears
- Data centers
- Flock camera anxiety
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i don’t mean to be alarmist but we essentially do not have any privacy anymore in the US. we talk about it in depth here podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/k...
American Panopticon
Podcast Episode · Kill The Computer · September 5 · 1h 18m
podcasts.apple.com
September 14, 2026 at 4:23 PM
i don’t mean to be alarmist but we essentially do not have any privacy anymore in the US. we talk about it in depth here podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/k...
I'm bummed out that it looks like this year I will have no Halloween plans. I had a costume in mind and everything but everyone has young kids so no one is doing anything. 😭
September 14, 2026 at 5:05 PM
I'm bummed out that it looks like this year I will have no Halloween plans. I had a costume in mind and everything but everyone has young kids so no one is doing anything. 😭
Earl is such a goober.
September 13, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Earl is such a goober.
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i don't want to alarm you, but there's been a theft. someone has stolen several pellets of Sandal's precious kidney food. we currently have no suspects. crime is out of control.
September 12, 2026 at 11:45 PM
i don't want to alarm you, but there's been a theft. someone has stolen several pellets of Sandal's precious kidney food. we currently have no suspects. crime is out of control.
There are only FIVE EPISODES in season 5 of Secret Lives of Mormon Wives & i am incensed. Five episodes is not a season, this is stupid, they already took away Taylor season of The Bachelorette, now they give us 5 episodes?! How am I supposed to get my fill of hot mess express TV?!
September 12, 2026 at 11:00 PM
There are only FIVE EPISODES in season 5 of Secret Lives of Mormon Wives & i am incensed. Five episodes is not a season, this is stupid, they already took away Taylor season of The Bachelorette, now they give us 5 episodes?! How am I supposed to get my fill of hot mess express TV?!
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adults: "children today have zero imagination, zero creativity. what happened? let us all blame the teachers"
also adults:
also adults:
September 12, 2026 at 5:25 PM
adults: "children today have zero imagination, zero creativity. what happened? let us all blame the teachers"
also adults:
also adults:
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Minnesota voters are giving candidates an earful about the expanding networks of surveillance cameras monitoring the nation’s roadways.
Voters want to talk about Flock cameras. Candidates are leaning in.
The controversial automated license plate readers have stirred strong emotions across the political spectrum.
www.startribune.com
September 12, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Minnesota voters are giving candidates an earful about the expanding networks of surveillance cameras monitoring the nation’s roadways.
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Crowds took to the streets of Dublin to protest Trump’s visit to Ireland, with demonstrators invoking Trump’s ties to Epstein and his alliance with Netanyahu.
September 12, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Crowds took to the streets of Dublin to protest Trump’s visit to Ireland, with demonstrators invoking Trump’s ties to Epstein and his alliance with Netanyahu.
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respect to Google Gemini for getting me a 2020 Hugo nom for a story that doesn't exist published in a magazine I've never sold to
September 12, 2026 at 12:59 PM
respect to Google Gemini for getting me a 2020 Hugo nom for a story that doesn't exist published in a magazine I've never sold to
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Here’s the fundamental problem:
1. The rules of professional conduct (legal ethics rules) require an attorney to check and verify all legal research results output from AI
2. It takes longer to verify AI research than human research
3. Like, a LOT longer
4. And it’s getting worse not better
1. The rules of professional conduct (legal ethics rules) require an attorney to check and verify all legal research results output from AI
2. It takes longer to verify AI research than human research
3. Like, a LOT longer
4. And it’s getting worse not better
September 12, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Here’s the fundamental problem:
1. The rules of professional conduct (legal ethics rules) require an attorney to check and verify all legal research results output from AI
2. It takes longer to verify AI research than human research
3. Like, a LOT longer
4. And it’s getting worse not better
1. The rules of professional conduct (legal ethics rules) require an attorney to check and verify all legal research results output from AI
2. It takes longer to verify AI research than human research
3. Like, a LOT longer
4. And it’s getting worse not better
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I’ll believe that legal AI is getting there when the number of lawyers getting fined for using it stops going up. For me, it isn’t getting there, it’s getting WORSE.
September 12, 2026 at 6:12 PM
I’ll believe that legal AI is getting there when the number of lawyers getting fined for using it stops going up. For me, it isn’t getting there, it’s getting WORSE.
Omfg I have the worst gd cramps today. I normally don't really have bad ones & some ibuprofen will fix it but today it's been so painful.
September 12, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Omfg I have the worst gd cramps today. I normally don't really have bad ones & some ibuprofen will fix it but today it's been so painful.
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Be a fancy little bastard every chance you get✨
September 12, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Be a fancy little bastard every chance you get✨
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same color as baby food
September 12, 2026 at 8:34 PM
same color as baby food
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"I don't think about the past when a cat hops in my lap. I don't think of what I should or could have done. I don't think about courts or life sentences or parole boards. What comes to mind is peace ... I want to be grateful for today and for the fact that I am no longer the person I once was."
"Perhaps prison would have persisted this way forever. Perhaps our granite hearts and iron wills would have never crumbled. Perhaps the prison mentality, that we be cold and heartless, would have endured.
Perhaps. But then there were kittens."
Perhaps. But then there were kittens."
When Kittens Came to My Prison, I Had Not Petted One in 15 Years
I had not touched a cat in 15 years when an orange kitten wandered over to sit with me in the grass.
prisonjournalismproject.org
September 12, 2026 at 10:22 PM
"I don't think about the past when a cat hops in my lap. I don't think of what I should or could have done. I don't think about courts or life sentences or parole boards. What comes to mind is peace ... I want to be grateful for today and for the fact that I am no longer the person I once was."