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Jolene
@sjbroadside.bsky.social
transfem polyam whatever [ve/ver/vers, she/her/hers]

digital artist (sort of), podcast host (@ourworldspod.bsky.social), game designer (@red-requiem.itch.io)

banner art by @sappholopod.bsky.social
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I'm open for a variety of vector and pixel art commissions! Kamen Rider web anime renders, retro action figures and character pixels are £15 each. Transformers-style insignia (and similar) are £10 each. Emoji are £5 each (torment your friends for cheap). DM me if interested!
it's tragic that cryptocurrency is a deliberately wasteful gambling instrument. imagine if there was an actually usable way of bypassing payment processors
September 26, 2026 at 7:52 PM
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I don’t know who needs to hear this but
September 26, 2026 at 6:04 PM
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September 26, 2026 at 7:40 PM
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imagining a disco elysium like where the detective equivalent has access to an in-universe twitter so they can just absorb the most incomprehensible opinions with a touch of his thumb

the objective of the game is to see what ideological system your MC comes out of it by the end
September 26, 2026 at 6:04 PM
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METROID 40
August 7, 2026 at 5:22 AM
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September 26, 2026 at 6:25 PM
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"Americans might elect a normal Dem in '28 who will try to repair relations. But what if they opt for another insane Canadian-hating demagogue? From Canada's perspective, what’s the point of signing a contract with Dr. Jekyll when Mr. Hyde might emerge later, betray you, & tear up the whole thing?"
The view from Canada: Make America Think Again
Rebuilding trust will take generations.
www.publicnotice.co
September 26, 2026 at 7:02 PM
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one thing about "the ick" is that it's my first exposure to INSANE reactionary gender politics by women
Not (strictly) hiring but: I was exposed to some gender/dating nonsense earlier this week when a local celebrity asked about her followers' dating icks and one of the top comments was "drives with both hands on the wheel"
what's the most insane hiring shibboleth you've ever heard, non-coffee edition
September 26, 2026 at 6:25 PM
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finally...
September 26, 2026 at 6:08 PM
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i love this video so much i whipped up an english subtitled version real quick so everyone can appreciate it
September 25, 2026 at 4:00 PM
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Not to get political on main, but I hate... no, I absolutely loathe gambling, I abhor it! I despise this predatory industry, what it does to people, how it targets vulnerable people, and how it worms its way into everything. If I ever got into power, I'd criminalise these companies.
Hey, ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson here. I’m taking over the account to tell you about my new story.

For months, I posed as a problem gambler on DraftKings to test the company's "responsible gaming" safeguards.

Spoiler alert: They made me a VIP — and I lost $10K. Here's how it all went down. 🧵
September 26, 2026 at 3:58 PM
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I was discussing how the Autobot Pretenders suck compared to the Decepticons and was struck by a flash of inspiration.
September 25, 2026 at 4:07 PM
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George: She put Baldur’s Gate 3 on her “games that made me” 3x3!

Jerry: So? You like that game.

George: Don’t you see? It’s too new to have made her. I can’t be with a woman who doesn’t respect prompts.

Kramer: Minnesota Fats Pool Legend, now that’s a game
September 26, 2026 at 3:54 PM
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Heads-up for fellow CRPG dungeon crawler fans as one to avoid: this one is made by ban-evading neo-nazis.
So this game called "Dverghold" came across my Steam homepage. Interesting retro vibes, apparently collabing with a dungeon synth artist for the OST.

The art was kinda tickling my AI-dar though, so I scrolled down to look for any disclaimers.
September 26, 2026 at 8:33 AM
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smoke 'em if you got 'em 🦋🐺
September 26, 2026 at 5:24 AM
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Taika Waititi shouts "Oh my god, my eggs. I need to sit on my eggs to warm them, oh god" unprompted, before running away
September 26, 2026 at 2:37 PM
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September 26, 2026 at 3:26 AM
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no they weren't

very close to 0% of the SS were hanged

the vast, vast seriously vast majority of people who carried out the Holocaust weren't ever punished.
September 26, 2026 at 5:53 AM
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September 26, 2026 at 1:43 PM
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September 26, 2026 at 3:02 AM
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rotating an idea that halo is the defining media franchise of the 21st century. i look at how its been mismanaged for 20 years, no one working on it has a job, its games don't even sell anymore but. they cant let it die. the IP must continue. everything becomes halo on a long enough timeline
September 25, 2026 at 10:22 PM
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halo is a grand epic vision of post 9/11 us militarism that was the biggest thing in the world for a hot minute. true american soft power asserting itself as the 360 stole games console dominance away from japan. all pissed away to nothing because microsoft cannot see its value it can only Extract
September 25, 2026 at 10:27 PM
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another splash woman sketch
September 25, 2026 at 11:05 AM
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Huuuge Space Dwarf news! Exö-Squad Wârnug boxed sets are available! To you! Now! Today! Right now!

ontosgames.co.uk

Please help spread the news!
September 25, 2026 at 3:36 PM
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It's really cool how the most powerful people in the world are all like obviously guilty of a whole bunch of sex crimes but
"sorry they're too rich that's just how it is now ¯\_(ツ)_/¯" is the only response from the media and people who should be holding them responsible
A hidden list of 100 abusers in Silicon Valley.

Left unstated: some are abusing *men*

Sam Altman used to date Peter Thiel, known for recruiting young men for sex (one died of suicide).

Sam's sex parties are notorious for how hard they go, and the abuse. Three sources told me about this:
Silicon Valley ‘sex assault list’ with ‘over 100 ‘ names circulated, warning female tech workers of predators to avoid
“Some of them were very prominent names, you know? People who were famous investors. Businessmen who were in the scene”
nypost.com
September 26, 2026 at 4:15 AM