Mickey Von Dyke
@skankassmcqueef.bsky.social
Transsexual bi fag with BPD. I like to eat, sleep, read, fuck, and smoke. I don't like to shower.
My family rented The Sixth Sense when I was seven, and I thought the girl throwing up furniture polish had an alien disease that was liquefying her organs. I ran out of the room and never got to see her transition into Bruce Willis or whatever.
In honor of scary media month: what is the first piece of media you remember truly frightening you as a child?
October 5, 2026 at 6:30 AM
My family rented The Sixth Sense when I was seven, and I thought the girl throwing up furniture polish had an alien disease that was liquefying her organs. I ran out of the room and never got to see her transition into Bruce Willis or whatever.
Zoe is short for Zosephina, or sometimes Zoanne.
October 5, 2026 at 5:27 AM
Zoe is short for Zosephina, or sometimes Zoanne.
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If there’s a moral that you can glean from the life and death of Mr. Hands it’s that that everyone who works at Boeing is that fucked up.
October 4, 2026 at 4:08 AM
If there’s a moral that you can glean from the life and death of Mr. Hands it’s that that everyone who works at Boeing is that fucked up.
No Other Choice (2025), Park Chan-wook
October 3, 2026 at 4:40 AM
No Other Choice (2025), Park Chan-wook
Etan Cohen is Ethan Coen's evil opposite.
September 25, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Etan Cohen is Ethan Coen's evil opposite.
I love when people post paywalled articles. I guess I'll have to take your word about the contents of the article.
September 23, 2026 at 1:21 AM
I love when people post paywalled articles. I guess I'll have to take your word about the contents of the article.
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what cis people fail to understand about transphobia is that it's not "treating trans men as women and trans women as men," it's "constantly occupying the status of Third-Sexed Unhuman who can be gendered in whichever way is most convenient at any given moment"
September 18, 2026 at 2:32 PM
what cis people fail to understand about transphobia is that it's not "treating trans men as women and trans women as men," it's "constantly occupying the status of Third-Sexed Unhuman who can be gendered in whichever way is most convenient at any given moment"
New neurosis unlocked: If you're in the front rows at a one-actor show in a very small theater and the actor is facing your seats for a long monologue, where are you supposed to look?
September 18, 2026 at 6:31 PM
New neurosis unlocked: If you're in the front rows at a one-actor show in a very small theater and the actor is facing your seats for a long monologue, where are you supposed to look?
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going insane because you traveled interdimensionally or met aliens or met god is understandable. but going insane because you used a computer chat program is just embarrassing
September 9, 2026 at 5:50 AM
going insane because you traveled interdimensionally or met aliens or met god is understandable. but going insane because you used a computer chat program is just embarrassing
[a]mazon won't let me back up the books on my old "kindle" to my computer? The drm-free ones that I didn't even buy from amazon? They want me to make a new account and buy them again but from daddy bezos this time? That's fine, I'll copy them out by hand. Suck my dick, jeff.
September 7, 2026 at 4:54 AM
[a]mazon won't let me back up the books on my old "kindle" to my computer? The drm-free ones that I didn't even buy from amazon? They want me to make a new account and buy them again but from daddy bezos this time? That's fine, I'll copy them out by hand. Suck my dick, jeff.
This is all Stephen King's fault.
September 4, 2026 at 9:14 AM
This is all Stephen King's fault.
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I've decided that I don't think reading necessarily makes you a better person, but I do think a part of the epidemic of people unable to read books has a lot to do with a general societal disinclination to subordinate your own ego to someone else's voice, AKA "being a suck-ass person"
September 3, 2026 at 3:54 PM
I've decided that I don't think reading necessarily makes you a better person, but I do think a part of the epidemic of people unable to read books has a lot to do with a general societal disinclination to subordinate your own ego to someone else's voice, AKA "being a suck-ass person"
I want to read Jean Auel's _Children of the Earth_, but I'm worried it won't have enough misery and shit shoveling for me.
August 29, 2026 at 4:45 AM
I want to read Jean Auel's _Children of the Earth_, but I'm worried it won't have enough misery and shit shoveling for me.
It's pretty funny hearing people who want to rehabilitate fuckin _Sleepaway Camp_ choosing today to complain about RHPS.
August 26, 2026 at 5:38 PM
It's pretty funny hearing people who want to rehabilitate fuckin _Sleepaway Camp_ choosing today to complain about RHPS.
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it really cannot be overstated that every active mormon is a danger to you, your family, and your friends. they give money to an increasingly reactionary cult and arm of the john birch society, that actively spends money and brings labor power to take away your rights and murder you
How much have you tithed to the mormon church in your lifetime and do you feel at all guilty for their campaign of bigotry worldwide? The lds church pushes anti-LGBT policies in the US and here in Africa. How much blood is on your hands ken? Do you know? Enlighten us.
They were like “Trans people are not a monolith” and “Like-minded allies may disagree on specific media boycotts” and stuff like that. It was a huge load off my mind!
August 1, 2026 at 5:50 AM
it really cannot be overstated that every active mormon is a danger to you, your family, and your friends. they give money to an increasingly reactionary cult and arm of the john birch society, that actively spends money and brings labor power to take away your rights and murder you
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basically I use the Computer That Says I'm Smart And Handsome all day and I'm pretty sure I'm smarter and more handsome than these people who don't use it
August 21, 2026 at 6:24 PM
basically I use the Computer That Says I'm Smart And Handsome all day and I'm pretty sure I'm smarter and more handsome than these people who don't use it
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scientists finally found the cause of male loneliness
it’s male unpleasantness
it’s male unpleasantness
August 21, 2026 at 2:59 AM
scientists finally found the cause of male loneliness
it’s male unpleasantness
it’s male unpleasantness
The name "splatterpunk" wrote a check that none of the "splatterpunk" books I've read has even come close to cashing.
August 20, 2026 at 9:55 PM
The name "splatterpunk" wrote a check that none of the "splatterpunk" books I've read has even come close to cashing.
<beating on the table with my fists> John! Early! Drag! Role! John! Early! Drag! Role! John! Early! Drag! Role!
August 20, 2026 at 8:46 AM
<beating on the table with my fists> John! Early! Drag! Role! John! Early! Drag! Role! John! Early! Drag! Role!
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all watermelon in the U.S. is being recalled due to random sticks of dynamite somehow making it in all of them
August 20, 2026 at 3:15 AM
all watermelon in the U.S. is being recalled due to random sticks of dynamite somehow making it in all of them
When tomorrow's opener called out and the manager's like "Can I ask you something?"
August 20, 2026 at 5:14 AM
When tomorrow's opener called out and the manager's like "Can I ask you something?"
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There is no “leftist case for AI” shut the fuck up, go make the leftist case for capitalism in a zero friction non material thought palace without air where you suffocate haa
August 20, 2026 at 3:15 AM
There is no “leftist case for AI” shut the fuck up, go make the leftist case for capitalism in a zero friction non material thought palace without air where you suffocate haa
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New York Times think piece: yes, your parents ran a sex trafficking ring. however,
August 18, 2026 at 6:25 AM
New York Times think piece: yes, your parents ran a sex trafficking ring. however,