SkeetsFromCody
@skeetsfromcody.bsky.social
I cook fabulous breakfasts and chew bubblegum. Also i dont chew bubblegum at all.
fucks with my denture
Pronouns: he/him
fucks with my denture
Pronouns: he/him
Pinned
pictures of spiderman
August 28, 2026 at 8:15 PM
pictures of spiderman
Birthday Porta potty shitting on the clock/10
August 28, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Birthday Porta potty shitting on the clock/10
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I hope you’re all ready for Lich McConnell
July 11, 2026 at 12:21 AM
I hope you’re all ready for Lich McConnell
Reposted by SkeetsFromCody
Sometimes as an NYT books columnist you find yourself quoted in the Atlantic by Helen Lewis, who believes two odd things: 1. That nobody is reading Pratchett anymore (instead of all the time, as they should), and 2. That Pratchett’s politics are hard to pin down, and Reg Shoe is not a fucking hero.
May 24, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Sometimes as an NYT books columnist you find yourself quoted in the Atlantic by Helen Lewis, who believes two odd things: 1. That nobody is reading Pratchett anymore (instead of all the time, as they should), and 2. That Pratchett’s politics are hard to pin down, and Reg Shoe is not a fucking hero.
"He doesn't know how to use the two gendered frogs". Robschneider.jpeg
May 26, 2026 at 12:37 AM
"He doesn't know how to use the two gendered frogs". Robschneider.jpeg
....Katie killed a bird this morning and brought it into my mothers bed.
May 24, 2026 at 2:21 AM
....Katie killed a bird this morning and brought it into my mothers bed.
trail off mumbling something about the price of bulls cum
May 23, 2026 at 1:32 AM
trail off mumbling something about the price of bulls cum
i would ask to have the complaint formally written so i could frame it
May 22, 2026 at 2:22 PM
i would ask to have the complaint formally written so i could frame it
Fuck yeah the crack spider
May 18, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Fuck yeah the crack spider
I had a dream that my girlfriend had a pet rock when we were teenagers named Rocksanne, and then she found it and it had a baby.
May 10, 2026 at 7:12 PM
I had a dream that my girlfriend had a pet rock when we were teenagers named Rocksanne, and then she found it and it had a baby.
https://tenor.com/view/venture-bros-gif-15273539698518380185
May 8, 2026 at 1:48 AM
https://tenor.com/view/venture-bros-gif-15273539698518380185
I dreamt of bolognese last night
May 7, 2026 at 10:32 PM
I dreamt of bolognese last night
I may have splurged on temu a bit
May 7, 2026 at 12:29 AM
I may have splurged on temu a bit
i wanted a pillow that represents this discord in one photo
May 7, 2026 at 12:26 AM
i wanted a pillow that represents this discord in one photo
i would still knock over a bronze statue of an apple
May 4, 2026 at 4:23 AM
i would still knock over a bronze statue of an apple
just know that you are on the right side of history
May 4, 2026 at 4:15 AM
just know that you are on the right side of history
waxy thick skin, texture of a bag of sand.
i have eaten sawdust more delicious
i have eaten sawdust more delicious
May 4, 2026 at 1:57 AM
waxy thick skin, texture of a bag of sand.
i have eaten sawdust more delicious
i have eaten sawdust more delicious
9/10 this is what a public bathroom should strive to be
April 28, 2026 at 1:32 PM
9/10 this is what a public bathroom should strive to be
an animal died for this
April 25, 2026 at 3:30 AM
an animal died for this
why do the cat girls only have two boobs?
April 20, 2026 at 7:43 PM
why do the cat girls only have two boobs?
my disappointment is immesurable and my day is ruined
April 20, 2026 at 7:43 PM
my disappointment is immesurable and my day is ruined
I remember when we used to play video games
April 20, 2026 at 5:08 PM
I remember when we used to play video games
Ahh yes blame the government, like thats not the easiest scapegoat for a bunch of radicals
April 19, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Ahh yes blame the government, like thats not the easiest scapegoat for a bunch of radicals