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Enema Bag Jones
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The main project of the US now is a line-item vindication of the most histrionic and paranoid stuff ever said by Jello Biafra
WASHINGTON (AP) - Pentagon says the firing squad execution of Fort Hood shooter Nidal Malik Hasan will be livestreamed in December.
October 8, 2026 at 10:42 PM
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it’s against my principles to drink with the man I’ve diddled
September 25, 2026 at 8:47 PM
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Exclusive: Our new investigation uncovers the horrifying ChatGPT history of the Tumbler Ridge mass shooter, with OpenAI’s chatbot fueling the shooter’s violent fantasies and planning up to the day of the school massacre.
ChatGPT helped the Tumbler Ridge school shooter focus on guns, tactics, and terror, our investigation reveals
OpenAI’s chatbot fed the shooter’s violent fantasies and planning up to the massacre.
www.motherjones.com
September 24, 2026 at 5:02 PM
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This is absolutely deranged:

Months before murdering 6 people and injuring 27 more, ChatGPT told the teen school shooter in Tumbler Ridge, BC that using a Remington 870 pump-action shotgun is “brutal” in a “hallway, indoors or a crowded classroom” because “close quarters” is that gun’s “playground”
September 24, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Happy Thursday losers
September 24, 2026 at 9:14 AM
Average OneCity partisan RN
September 8, 2026 at 8:24 PM
This guy is such a dipshit
September 8, 2026 at 7:48 PM
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Holy shit
I am having a particularly frustrating week, so here’s one of the best things I’ve ever done. The eruption of Sarychev Peak in the Aleutian Islands, seen by the crew of the space station.

www.nasa.gov/image-articl...
September 4, 2026 at 4:16 PM
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Nope! Pete campaigns on Sim but the Greens are incompetent on policy. OC have a bunch of smart people but no message. COPE waited too long to get into the race and couldn’t capture attention. Everyone is terrible at their jobs, but Pete is the least annoying-an implausible proposition 6 months ago.
September 4, 2026 at 1:11 AM
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Cool. I love having the world's richest grave robber on my money.
September 3, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Azaroff has failed to captivate anyone's imagination outside of the OC bubble. I initially preferred him to Fry, but Pete has shown himself to be a better campaigner by focusing his campaign as a referendum on Sim rather than trying to convince us that walk and talk reels are still cute in 2026.
September 2, 2026 at 9:28 PM
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love them or loathe them, there's one thing you can't deny about the Argentinian football team: they're a bunch of cunts
July 19, 2026 at 9:44 PM
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July 19, 2026 at 10:05 PM
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for the jamiroqrime of illegal heat canning, my client pleads virtual insanity
July 18, 2026 at 7:09 PM
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July 18, 2026 at 2:56 PM
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Total woke cultural victory. We're bringing pronouns back. It is now illegal to be a white male. We're doing May Day parades just for HR ladies.
July 17, 2026 at 9:53 AM
My works will go unrecognised in this lifetime
July 14, 2026 at 5:14 PM
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Mementwo
July 13, 2026 at 9:38 PM
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karaoke is way better than it used to be. no paging through a grimy book of songs and possibilities are limitless thanks to youtube's army of dedicated freaks
July 1, 2026 at 1:34 AM
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Babe wake up new Canadian anti AI data center petition just dropped
Canadian residents & citizens; I would highly recommend signing this one
Petition e-7550 - Petitions
www.ourcommons.ca
June 27, 2026 at 11:23 AM
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I’ve become like the guy from the beginning of First Reformed but about RAM.
June 27, 2026 at 5:16 AM
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We’re restoring four underseen and largely unavailable films, including two that have been out of circulation for decades and never released on home video — and we’re looking for your support.

Check out the @kickstarter.com campaign here:
www.muscle-distribution.com/kickstarter
June 22, 2026 at 5:01 PM
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Canada is doing so bad that we have a 00 bill
June 25, 2026 at 5:48 AM