my doto drawing tutorial

my fighter jet's alarm system alerting me that 15 air anti missiles have locked onto me

the next generation of umamusume will have my name in all of their pedigrees with the stallions as the dams. i will be moving like northern dancer

the east german government uniforms are so erotic. i want to be the head of one of the rump controlled opposition parties in the national front and i want to be on the floor licking the boots of a hot woman working for the stasi Sorry What

i love whatever is wrong with you

crying during umamusume pretty derby season two, opening gelbooru and looking up rice_shower foot_focus

Im Alice Lastname

Me: I don't know man I just haven't been feeling so great lately

My friend who is the protagonist of a Shonen Jump manga about golf that's gonna be axed in 12 chapters: Heh...that's alright! Sometimes life is a swing and a miss, but its best to bogey!

His female companion: I Want Your Balls

“Wow! A foldable iPhone!!” I say, as I snap it closed onto my flaccid penis, simulating a wild clam attack