Skipper
@skipperas.bsky.social
That guy from Discovering SCP!!!
Before you can have your True doctor's appointment with a new doctor, you need to have the False doctor's appointment where u get told to wait 6 weeks and have to pay 400 dollars
April 6, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Before you can have your True doctor's appointment with a new doctor, you need to have the False doctor's appointment where u get told to wait 6 weeks and have to pay 400 dollars
Lowkey was having a not so great day/last week and Aetheral Space cheered me right up. Big shout out to the written word 🙏
March 31, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Lowkey was having a not so great day/last week and Aetheral Space cheered me right up. Big shout out to the written word 🙏
you know, there's a lotta propaganda in the pokemon universe about how 'no, pokemon actually love to battle!''
Notice how in the game where the humans are gone, the pokemon just want to hang out with each other and build towns in shit.
Notice how in the game where the humans are gone, the pokemon just want to hang out with each other and build towns in shit.
March 7, 2026 at 10:10 PM
you know, there's a lotta propaganda in the pokemon universe about how 'no, pokemon actually love to battle!''
Notice how in the game where the humans are gone, the pokemon just want to hang out with each other and build towns in shit.
Notice how in the game where the humans are gone, the pokemon just want to hang out with each other and build towns in shit.
This whole eating healthy thing is waaaaay easier when you have a rice cooker
February 22, 2026 at 1:42 AM
This whole eating healthy thing is waaaaay easier when you have a rice cooker
I think there's something truly special about comics. I want to be a person who can create that kind of art
January 28, 2026 at 2:30 AM
I think there's something truly special about comics. I want to be a person who can create that kind of art
Babe, I love you so much, I'd subject myself to a doomed time loop to try and save you as many times as it takes
January 17, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Babe, I love you so much, I'd subject myself to a doomed time loop to try and save you as many times as it takes
Sometimes I open the app and throw terrible openers I know nobody could possibly enjoy just because they make me smile. Sometimes I tell beautiful men and women that they have aura.
January 15, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Sometimes I open the app and throw terrible openers I know nobody could possibly enjoy just because they make me smile. Sometimes I tell beautiful men and women that they have aura.
I rap so sick they call me phlegminem
January 14, 2026 at 4:59 AM
I rap so sick they call me phlegminem
If you think about it, gatorade is basically a potion
January 13, 2026 at 3:55 PM
If you think about it, gatorade is basically a potion
People are always talking about old wives tales, but honestly in the age of reboots I think it's time for a sequel series. It's time for new wives tales
January 11, 2026 at 10:44 PM
People are always talking about old wives tales, but honestly in the age of reboots I think it's time for a sequel series. It's time for new wives tales
My creative peak was when my buddy and I were brainstorming Kojima character names and I came up with "Mormon Topdollar"
January 11, 2026 at 3:14 PM
My creative peak was when my buddy and I were brainstorming Kojima character names and I came up with "Mormon Topdollar"
SCP-682 is Mahoraga for people who like rhe X Files
January 11, 2026 at 5:42 AM
SCP-682 is Mahoraga for people who like rhe X Files
Side note one of the funniest parts of the Bible is when Satan ragebaits God into ruining a guy's life to prove a point
January 11, 2026 at 5:34 AM
Side note one of the funniest parts of the Bible is when Satan ragebaits God into ruining a guy's life to prove a point
We got a serious problem with gen X blasting their phone out loud at full volume without headphones like come on y'all
January 5, 2026 at 3:35 PM
We got a serious problem with gen X blasting their phone out loud at full volume without headphones like come on y'all
Someone teach me how to curate my feed to get the viral funny posts, twitter is donezo
January 1, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Someone teach me how to curate my feed to get the viral funny posts, twitter is donezo
Let me take you to Applebee's and we can let the Dwayne Johnson Margaritas do the talking...
May 12, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Let me take you to Applebee's and we can let the Dwayne Johnson Margaritas do the talking...
Sometimes you put your heart on the line and you get hurt big time. But the important thing is that you don't stop trying.
January 25, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Sometimes you put your heart on the line and you get hurt big time. But the important thing is that you don't stop trying.
Weezer cover band made up of old dudes called Geezer
December 9, 2024 at 4:38 PM
Weezer cover band made up of old dudes called Geezer
Shout out to toad king and peppers ghost for the spectacular list. I couldn't remember who everyone I interacted with was so just like this or comment and I'll follow back the GOATS
November 19, 2024 at 4:27 PM
Shout out to toad king and peppers ghost for the spectacular list. I couldn't remember who everyone I interacted with was so just like this or comment and I'll follow back the GOATS
In a perfect world, men like me would not exist
But this is NOT a perfect world
But this is NOT a perfect world
November 15, 2024 at 4:17 PM
In a perfect world, men like me would not exist
But this is NOT a perfect world
But this is NOT a perfect world
13 days until tattoo barring another reschedule. I'm excited!!!
November 13, 2024 at 7:50 PM
13 days until tattoo barring another reschedule. I'm excited!!!
Fun fact it actually does get better y'all
November 12, 2024 at 8:47 PM
Fun fact it actually does get better y'all
Me: ahh, I really should make something. I need to save money...
The Greed of a Beast: why don't we Doordash a gyro or two?
The Greed of a Beast: why don't we Doordash a gyro or two?
October 25, 2024 at 4:35 PM
Me: ahh, I really should make something. I need to save money...
The Greed of a Beast: why don't we Doordash a gyro or two?
The Greed of a Beast: why don't we Doordash a gyro or two?
My cat from earlier this morning
October 24, 2024 at 10:29 PM
My cat from earlier this morning